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The Blood God Can't Possibly Be This Cute! by AllentownisonCaffeine
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Feb 2026
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Philza Craft is a proud bearer of his family title. He spends his whole life searching for his reason, his magnum opus. He finds that his world is small. He needs to know more. He goes on a journey of self discovery, to find his Spark.
On his journey to find answers he finds many skeletons in his family's closet.
He takes a chance and opens the door, watching the bodies fall before him.
Lying all the secrets bare at his feet. He wants to know it all. Needs it like the air in his lungs. Along the way destiny leads him to a companion. A small pig, only it's not just a pig it's a God? A very cute God at that.
What dreadful adventures will they get up to?
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Tommy was a beast, feral and untamed.
But he also longs for a family even though he won’t let himself even think of it..Philza was the Angel of death, husband to lady death.
But he was a man who had grew attached too fast to a certain feisty raccoon.Technoblade was the blood god, an immortal who at times desire blood and death.
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Dream and Techno are roommates in college, but aren't really friends.
When Dream invites Techno for a Halloween night event, chaos is imminent.Or
Techno is bad at feelings and in denial for Dream who is oblivious and a party fein.Debut story, let me know how it turned 😮💨
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A yumeship fic that's as self indulgent and angsty as I want it to be.
When Theta finally came to, they were in the white house listening to Tubbo ramble about… Schlatt? Their brows furrowed, and they opened their dry mouth to finally ask, “What about him?”
Tubbo let out an exasperated sigh, his hand coming up to pinch the bridge of his nose. He quickly flinched as he touched his healing facial burn before leveling Theta with the look he always gave them when he zoned out. The one that was tiredly resigned because this happened a bit too frequently, ever since they were both kids. “I was saying, Ponk managed to revive Schlatt before he really died. He had this makeshift defibrillator that somehow worked, and now he needs to be monitored because Ponk is cutting him off everything and he's being belligerent.”
“I'll do it.”
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Tommy is a crew member of Captain Dream’s ship, until one day, he’s forced to leave. Will the enemy vessel give him a second chance and take him in, or will he have to learn to survive alone?
———————————————“Well I don’t waste resources on people who don’t appreciate them. I’ve tried to warn you plenty before, but you still refused to listen.” Dream’s reaching for his sword now, ever so slowly.
In his calloused hand, Tubbo’s babbling incoherently. Tommy isn’t sure who it’s directed to anymore as he watches the scene in frozen horror.
”I’ll make this quick.” The promise seeps its way through yellowed teeth, more of a stony weight than the relief it was made out to be. Tubbo’s head is shaking frantically, trying to wake himself from a nightmare that hasn’t come with sleep. Dream’s sword raises.
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On the fourteenth of July, the day the Bastille fell, Technoblade and William stood beneath the severed head of Lord Lunay. They believed, without hesitation, that they had become part of a force destined to remake the world entirely, in this point of no return. When word of them surfaced again, it was already 1792, on the eve of the abyss of ’93. The great Revolution that would shake all of Europe had entered its most thunderous, irrevocable height.
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Two young revolutionaries at the heart of the Revolution.
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攻占巴士底狱的七月十四日，Technoblade与William就站在洛奈爵被斩首的头颅下，他们确信他们成为了会让世界彻底改变的力量的一部分，在一个再也无法回头的时代里。再听见他们的消息时，已经是一七九二年，九三深谷的昨日，轰动整个欧洲的大革命轰轰烈烈地进入了高潮。
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The Saint and the Necromancer by Brimagno
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, SMPEarth
01 Jan 2026
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When Tommy had said he wanted to run away from L’Manberg, he hadn’t meant this—whatever this was.
Tommy resisted the urge to groan as yet another person knelt before him, spewing panic like it was their job. Which, honestly, maybe it was.
Or Tommy gets yeeted into a parallel universe
OR the dsmp itch was itching again and I love Golden Duo
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- Part 2 of Bri writes about block game lol
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Tommy has had the displeasure of being locked up in that tundra cabin under the premise of protection and love, simply because of a designated label he had to carry.
Years after leaving that behind, after leaving all that behind—his past catches up to him. And everything goes terribly, terribly wrong.
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or: Dark Bedrock Bros but also A/B/O AU?
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Kristen is a single mother trying her best to keep her family afloat. Working a job she hates, trying to balance her son's achievements and keeping a roof over their heads, she has a chance encounter with an unfairly attractive man who she does *not* have time for.
Phil is a firm, if eligible, bachelor, content in his cushy job and spoiling his only nephew. When he bumps into the most beautiful woman he's ever seen not once but *twice*, he can't help but think the universe is giving him a nudge to break his solitude.
Techno is being a jealous and belligerent bastard. He's worried for his best friend's safety, and in his attempts to protect Phil, goes too far and causes heartbreak right before the most magical day of the year.
Tommy is attempting extortion and mostly succeeding. Sorry Phil's wallet.
This isn't a Hallmark movie. But maybe it can be something real.
(I'm totally lying, it's absolutely a Hallmark movie, complete with corny confessions, a predictable plot and unreasonable timelines for falling in love. Romance, Christmas cheer and new beginnings lay ahead!)
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Not today, though, "Earlier than usual." Techno commented, rising sun not yet streaking through the looming windows as they settled in their spot. Phil already had a book picked out. Techno needed to do a scroll through his TBR list.
"Well, yeah," Feathers slid on the wooden bench as Phil sat, loud, "Tickets go online at nine."
"The Games." Techno set his phone down, before picking it back up quick to check the time, "What're we doin'?? Phil, Phil. Computers, Phil."
or: an elytrian holiday and a piglin holiday fall on the same day. techno and phil navigate accordingly
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The Bird and the Boar by gnorpgnap for CreepyTieuuu
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Dec 2025
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Technoblade was a year away from finally being free from the games, but when the 74th Hunger Games reaping takes an unexpected turn, Techno’s impulsive decision to volunteer to save Tommy’s best friend backfires when Tommy’s name is reaped next. Mentoring them is Philza Craft along with Kristin Rosasles as an escort.
or a sbi hunger games au
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Accidentally Co-Parenting A Mortal by Traveling_Void
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
09 Dec 2025
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What exactly are you supposed to do when your son awakens an old forgotten god that also happens to be a little insane and doesn't understand civilization has expanded?
One might kill the god or shoo him off or SOMETHING. But noooooooo, your kid goes and gets attached to the psycho so now you have to live with the dude and keep him from committing illegal acts and teaching your son bad habits.
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Tommy wakes the Blood God, Technoblade, and now Philza has to deal with the consequences. -
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She’s the most beautiful thing Philza has ever seen.
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A meeting fic between Philza and Kristin, and Phil and Techno, and the adventures that occur in their long newfound immortal life together. Two queerplatonic partners try to raise two children in a hellish world, protecting them from the world's horrors.
This story begins right at the beginning from Phil's teen days, and ends far in the future.This fic is new and will be updated regularly!
(I don't support any of the CC's in this fic, this is entirely characters only so just enjoy it for what it is!)
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- English
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- 2,316
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 7
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Scared Of What You Don’t Know by Kimorrow_The_Ghostie
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Dec 2025
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What if the button didn’t work? What happens when Wilbur Soot presses that button on November 16th and nothing happens? How will one tiny thing affect the rest of his story?
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This Ao3 Author's Curse Has Got Hands by antimony_medusa for Odaigahara
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Dec 2025
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Fanfic author Technoblade has been pre-writing and is excited to start posting his whumptober longfic, his trusty beta Philza at his side. Unfortunately for his posting schedule, the Ao3 author's curse hits him hard, fast, and with an intensity never before seen. Really it's starting to seem like he's cursed.
Does this mean that he gives up posting his fic?
Nah nah nah nah nah he's got this handled. Don't even worry about it. Chapters will be posted come hell, high water, hospital visit, house invasions, eviction, mob action, emergency road trip, or kidnapping. Technoblade never dies, and he never misses an update.
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- Part 73 of Gift Exchange Works
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AITA for taking things to the next level with my nemesis? by antimony_medusa for euryydice
Fandoms: Origins SMP
06 Dec 2025
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r/AITAH · Posted by u/corvidcreature 5 hours ago.
So I'm a free-range superhero (35M) specializing in looking out for my community. There's a local vigilante (?M) who I'll call Frog Hop who doesn't believe in business opportunities who's been getting in my way a lot. I think it'd be safe to say that he's my nemesis. Last night there was an important shipment that he got in the way of at the last minute (he has these carrot-themed bombs that cause so much fucking noise and light, I hate them) and when the smoke cleared it turned out that he'd ruined the perfectly legitimate business opportunity and he was there kind of like what are you gonna do. So obviously I told him that he'd ruined my plans for the last fucking time and kind of went after him with my claws and wings. Which I thought was fine, he'd gotten in my way one too many times, right?
But anyways, when I was talking to my friend T (32M) at our coffee meetup this morning the fight was on the news and he said that maybe the hero had taken things too seriously, and the vigilante saw this more as a fun rivalry they had and didn't mean to really hurt the hero.
AITA?
OR: the crowfather asks reddit for some advice
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- Part 71 of Gift Exchange Works
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BUGNOBLADE !! Oh, and cowboy philza. Heh. Also this is gonna get real fucky wucky soon. ALSO SO SORRY FOR IT BEING A WIP IM JUST BUSY
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Cultivation Protocol by DefaultNPC (nat1nightmare)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
01 Dec 2025
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Technoblade and Philza Minecraft get Isekai'd into the world of Modao Zushi on the edge of a battle during the war against the Wen clan.
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Wilbur lives a shitty life.
He drinks to cope.
APPARENTLY THAT AIN'T ACCEPTABLE IN SOCIETY???
...Damn.
Anyway, this bartender is real nosy.or, When a certain piglin comes into Wilbur's life as he drinks his woes away, he can't help but be a little wary. Did I mention he's drunk for like 72% of all of this?
title from "Dear Theodosia" from Hamilton
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- Part 2 of A Play-Through Of Demise