the pickiest and pettiest
buckle up, babes. we got:
- characterization that feels like a gut-punch and makes me legit forget it might not be canon
- narrative framing or meta aspects that turn things into an Experience™️
- worldbuilding that has eclipsed canon in my mind and cannot be overcome
- at least a dozen fics that involve fandoms i know nothing about and have never engaged with, but i read them and they Changed Me™️
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"Do you feel stupid and regret it yet?" A twist on the usual isekai reincarnation. It'd be less embarrassing if it was as anyone other than Sasuke. SI/OC-Insert.
Canon has fallen off a cliff entirely as of chapter 22.
As of chapter 36, we are now officially past anything that paralleled the original arcs.
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- Part 1 of Consume My Heart Away
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Nobody Expects The Shinobi Inquisition by Azremodehar
Fandoms: Naruto, Dragon Age: Inquisition
17 Mar 2026
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In an act of classic Uchiha Melodrama, Uchiha Shisui leaps to his death... only to be thwarted when he wakes up, chained up and in a dungeon, with a splitting pain in his left hand.
Has a TVTropes page here sdlak;fjlkshgjl
Chapter 10 now with illustration!
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Kakashi wakes up partnered to Kisame in a universe where he committed the Uchiha Massacre. He copes.
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- Part 1 of a dog and a shark
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The Minato-sensei beams at him, and replies, “Kakashi! I’m glad you’re awake,” and, yup, that’s Minato-sensei’s voice.
Kakashi falls back down against the bed, closing his eyes. It’s too short of a way down, and he clenches hands that are too tiny and feeble and not his in dog-print sheets he hasn’t owned for decades.Series
- Part 1 of EttWverse
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Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary.
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Crew by tanarill
Fandoms: Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, dragon ball z abridged, Team Four Star - Fandom, Homestuck
17 Jan 2020
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In which Sayains take their romantic system from a different violent spacefaring species, and Vegeta, weirdly, turns out better-adjusted.
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An arrested-for-treason Azula undertakes a life-changing field trip with Zuko, navigates her relationship with her father, finds herself, and helps guide a nation towards peace. Then does it all over again with her mother.
(AKA the Azula redemption arc you never knew you needed.)
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a tempest, a cyclone, a goddamned hurricane by Dialux
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
22 Mar 2019
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There’s nobody named Lyarra in Winterfell, according to her father; the last person who bore that name was his mother, and she was buried decades ago.
Sansa speaks to her the next week.
[Sansa can speak to ghosts, and this changes everything.]
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- Part 1 of to bow and make history the victor
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ANBU Legacy by ANBU_Legacy, Kilerkki, Nezuko, saunterleftside
Fandom Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
16 Mar 2026
- Words:
- 1,373,681
- Works:
- 15
- Bookmarks:
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Bargain Bin by Here_we_go
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days, Red Robin (Comics)
28 Aug 2023
- Words:
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- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
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