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“How was your dinner date last week?” Paige had asked oh-so-innocently.
“Date? I didn’t go on a date with anyone last week?” Kevin had saved Coyote from having to respond by finally clueing in to the conversation at that exact moment.
Paige rolled her eyes. “Not you, Uncle Kevin. Thought it wouldn’t hurt for you to get out more. Maybe go to a single’s night at the bar on 5th Street.” So it wasn’t just Coyote who was to suffer from the woman’s meddling. It seemed this was something of a pastime for her. “No, I want to hear about how Road Runner’s courting has been going.”
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Bored with trying to torture Ford for information, Bill decides they deserve a break. So, why not play a game?
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18 Sep 2026
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ohmygod!!!!!!!!!!
"If I tell you that there are stars you can't see you'll trust that they exist won't you?" -
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Home, Marty thought, leaving Doc to brood as he stalked back to the still-steaming, thankfully not-quite-wrecked DeLorean, is a way more complicated word than it used to be.
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16 Sep 2026
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"autumn leaves start to fall. I see your lips, the summer kisses, the sunburned hand I used to hold"
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About 3 weeks after Doc returns from the future, Marty discovers something different about him. That taped up letter isn't the only remnant of that fateful night in 1955.
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Two summers ago, the Pines family met perils and terrors beyond anything they could have imagined. Through near death experiences, painful losses, and days of just plain weirdness, their bond had become something unbreakable. Healed, a little, even. The Stans had sailed many a sea, the twins now lived in the shack happily, and Soos and Melody had joined onto their little family. Things were certainly looking up.
... That was, until a familiar set of golden eyes appeared under their floorboards, stranger and more pathetic than ever. Something was different.
The nightmare had come back to haunt them. And the worst part? The nightmare had a bad therapist.
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- Part 1 of Rehab Bill In The Adventures Of "Oh God Why Is Being Human Like This" (And Other Better Moments)
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09 Sep 2026
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loved reading stan's pov!!!!! it was very healing
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Your standard "Bill gets dumped on Earth as a last resort for his rehabilitation" story. The Pines have a list of rules for Bill to follow, but little do they know he's working on a list of his own...
Despite that menacing description this will be mostly silly fluff, some angst and eventually smut.- Language:
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Bookmarked by sasukenobi
03 Sep 2026
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nnrhrhhhrhgghhh loved the dialogues sm!!!! triangle bill fics r always my favorites
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"You better not start feeling sorry for me," Bill bristles, pointing a finger at Ford. "Save your speech about all the good humanity has to offer for someone who cares, blah, blah, blah, waterworks— Do you know how many humans I possessed before you came along? So many! All your good parts come from drugs and cotton candy, and the rest is just different volumes of agony! 'Ow, my back! Oww, my old teeth! Oh, there goes my sciatica and diabetes'! In my world, I would've deleted cancer! Missed your chance for that, buddy!"
"No, in your world, you would have externalized cancer into an autonomous creature that preyed upon people like an apex predator," Ford says simply.
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Bill Cipher has to learn how to be powerless and human, dragged through the ashes of a tapestry that once depicted his godly form. Stanford Pines has to learn how to exist in this dimension again, adrift and 'purpose' completed. Stanley Pines has to learn how to resurrect a man who's been dead for thirty years.
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Bookmarked by sasukenobi
27 Aug 2026
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so many feelings!!!! i feel....!!!!!! urghshhhh. <3
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Ambivalence (n.):
A state of internal dialectical tension caused by coexisting contradictory emotions or motivations, often resulting in impaired emotional regulation.Three weeks after Ford’s near-death experience, the portal still hasn’t been dismantled. It feels like the universe is stuck in limbo: Stan just wants to be a good brother, but he doesn’t want to get caught up in his twin’s creepy demonic cult; Ford wants to leave his past behind, but not if he has to destroy the Earth in the process; and Bill wants everything, but the multiverse refuses to let him have it.
If they keep throwing spaghetti at the wall, maybe something will finally stick.
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- Part 3 of TiBiBiBaP canon
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Then it becomes, it becomes, it becomes a problem by tempusedaxrerum
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Jan 2025
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Triangulation (n.):
A phenomenon in psychology wherein an individual manipulates a third party into an existing conflict, intensifying tension and maintaining control by deflecting responsibility.After their tumultuous falling out, Ford drowns himself in industrial-strength coffee and spirals toward sleep-deprivation induced psychosis in a desperate attempt to escape his mistakes. Meanwhile, Bill’s inability to accept Ford’s rejection is wreaking havoc on his other responsibilities. As their behaviour becomes increasingly unhinged, a third party is unwittingly drawn into their dynamic, forcing all three of them to face their demons.
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- Part 1 of TiBiBiBaP canon
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Bookmarked by sasukenobi
22 Aug 2026
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"Bill’s body remained rigid for a dream-dilated length of time that couldn’t be measured, the flames and static still crackling around him, until, slowly, reluctantly, his posture slackened. His eye closed and the fire began to die down, shrinking into embers until it was gone. The blood, the cracks, the static – they all melted away in the presence of true compassion. And, for the first time in a trillion years, Bill felt safe."
amazing!
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There is an anomaly inside Bill's body. Ford intends to neutralize it, but first, he has to survive the tour.
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20 Aug 2026
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I LOVE THIS ONE SO MUCH I CANT STOP LAUGHING man
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In the aftermath of Weirdmaggedon, the Pine's family are left picking up the pieces. If personal regrets and the looming threat of home wasn't enough, it appeared the aftermath of the Memory Gun had left them with a bigger problem.
Or, amnesiac Bill Cipher tries bonding with people who seem to hate him for no reason
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“So.” Ford drums his fingers on the car steering wheel. “This cross-state road trip. Is that, uh, part of the whole ‘making amends’ thing?”
“Nope.” Pops Bills, which is floating-triangle-pretending-to-be-a-car-freshener speak for yes, and you’re going to hate every minute of it.
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The Last Euclydian by Clarisimart
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, The Last Unicorn - Peter S. Beagle
13 Nov 2025
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Five years into his exile, five years since he was sent away to live as a human by his Beloved and newly Ascended Stanford, Bill Cipher adjusts to a banal mortal existence.
And he reads.
A lot.
Some books are harder to read than others.
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This is a story set in the same universe as "A Promise and a Threat". You can read it without having read the main story, but it might be confusing.
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13 Aug 2026
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my heart was ripped out of my chest. it hurts so bad. beautiful work
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Bill Cipher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Body by GG_Ratley
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
12 Aug 2025
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Bill takes drastic measures to escape his human body.
Ford takes drastic measures to prevent this.[TW: graphic self harm/suicide attempt]
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07 Aug 2026
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ford has been having dreams about bill. bill has been having dreams about ford. turns out they're the same dreams.
maybe they can use this shared dreamscape to work some stuff out?...or maybe they'll just fight a lot.
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honey, tell me: are you good at staying still? by BeeLove
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 May 2026
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(wake up your saints, ryland, i need them)
In which Ryland Grace makes it his mission to rescue the broken, bloody man he and Rocky found drifting among the stars. (He just doesn't realize that this broken, bloody man is going to rescue him too.)
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29 Jul 2026
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12 Jul 2026
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Powered by foolhardy ambition, Stanford Pines was on the precipice of fully realising his Grand Unified Theory of Weird when divine inspiration struck. Cajoled into building an interdimensional portal by his otherworldly muse, our plucky protagonist was loathe to call in his old college buddy, reluctant to invite the vultures of the scientific community to descend upon his venture. Creating a loophole, Stanford fashioned a body for his flighty inspiration, pinning down the transcendental insight of Bill Cipher, intending to partner on this exciting new project, in more ways than one.
A wise man would have told him this was a stupid idea.
But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?
A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com detailing the span of events between building a body for your dream boy to watching him end the world. Featuring hits such as: discarding a lie, rejecting the truth and the mortifying ordeal of being known.
Inspired by
ABBABABBA.Series
- Part 1 of Knowing Me Knowing You
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Bookmarked by sasukenobi
11 Jul 2026
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honestly, this is one of my favorite pieces of work of all time and i can't stop crying after reading the ending. the Axolotl makes me emotional in every fanfiction, i guess, but in here it was perfect. can't recommend enough!!!!!!!!
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Bill learns that he is pregnant. It is the hardest thing he experiences.
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- Part 2 of the light was red
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03 Jul 2026
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i need a few years to recover from reading this beautiful story. can't stop crying oh my god
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It felt like Bill’s entire existence was defined by him accomplishing things that should be impossible, for good or ill.
It should have been impossible to have been born and survived; his single eye in the middle of his body instead of a pair on opposite edges and all of his organs getting shoved around to accommodate that rather major change shouldn’t have worked. It should have been impossible to see the stars and the third dimension. It should have been impossible to show all of Euclydia those beautiful and impossible stars and everything that surrounded their dimension.
...All right, that impossibility did end badly, but he did accomplish it.
It should have been impossible to take over the Nightmare Realm. It should have been impossible to slow the destabilization of the Nightmare Realm enough to give them time to find a solution. It should have been impossible to find and convince any of the humans to build an interdimensional portal. And even if he could manipulate one, it should have been impossible to find one capable of putting together the technology to actually succeed.
It should have been impossible for a night of karaoke and drinks in Ford’s mind to have any actual consequences…
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by sasukenobi
22 Jun 2026
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cried a few million tears. loved this billford dynamic ughshhh