saltiest_of_sinners
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Cherry Red Lips by saltiest_of_sinners
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Mar 2021
Tags
Summary
After recording a 3v1 manhunt video, Dream (somewhat) confesses his attraction to George and things escalate from there.
“I just think you have nice lips. And whenever you bite on them, I just wonder what it would feel like if I kissed them.”
-
Tags
Summary
Just my Reddie smut
Feel free to repost with credit
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Something was wrong. Now that Harrington was marginally calmer, the reek of fear and panic had faded, but a rising, acidic note of pain had taken its place. It tugged at something deep in Billy’s gut, made his skin crawl with the instinctive urge to bundle Harrington up and hide him somewhere safe, where no one could find them, where they could—
Billy nearly swerved off the goddamn road. “Are — holy shit, Harrington, are you in heat?”
α Ω α Ω α Ω α
if you suffer from interest in a niche ship from 2017, you may be entitled to compensation in the form of this unapologetically trope-y omegaverse AU
Series
- Part 1 of the keg king & the hair ♛
- Part 1 of v’s harringrove AUs ⚣
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 95,764
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 418
- Kudos:
- 2,007
- Bookmarks:
- 472
- Hits:
- 58,363
Bookmarked by saltiest_of_sinners
01 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Jesus, Harrington.” Hargrove’s scrubbing his palms on his scrubs, like he’s trying to wipe off Robin’s cooties. “Just pick anything, it’s not that deep.”
“Whu—” Steve sputters, because seriously, what the hell does Hargrove know? “Then you come up with something, asshole!”
Hargrove’s mouth snaps shut. Clearly the dickhead didn’t think Steve was gonna call him on it. Chewing his lip for a minute, Hargrove’s eyes dart around the room. Then, slowly, like he’s sounding out the letters, he grumbles, “… Arnold.”
That sounds… familiar. Why is that familiar? Wait a fucking second. “Like the Terminator guy?”
Hargrove bristles, crossing his arms defensively. “Yeah, Harrington, like the Terminator guy.”
---
Billy comes back from the dead, Steve gets strong-armed into letting him crash on his couch, and more or less winds up championing the asshole’s character development. (Also, there’s a baby somewhere in the mix.)
Series
- Part 1 of You're Gonna Carry That Weight
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 180,733
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Comments:
- 596
- Kudos:
- 1,148
- Bookmarks:
- 231
- Hits:
- 39,327
Bookmarked by saltiest_of_sinners
30 Jun 2026
-
A Human's Touch by orchidapple
Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021), Invincible (Image Comics)
02 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
William had assumed the day he found out his best friend was not only half-alien, but had insanely powerful superpowers, was the craziest his life was going to get. Then, when Mark's formerly handsome, now genocidal father nearly leveled Chicago, he figured surely nothing could beat that. Right?
Yet, when he found himself surrounded by 8 different versions of his best friend, each looking at him with varying levels of desire, hunger, and need— he realized he couldn't have been more wrong. Worse still, while trying to survive their obsession, William is coming to realize there is a very thin line between fear and arousal. Paper-thin.
Bookmarked by saltiest_of_sinners
23 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Scout can draw more than silly cartoons, and he listens more than many realise.
Bookmarked by saltiest_of_sinners
22 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
When Scout brags to his team that he cannot be caught due to his speed, Sniper takes it upon himself to take his friend down a peg and issues him a challenge-evade his capture for 5 days, and Sniper will do anything the runner wants. Scout accepts the bet-how could he not-but when Sniper's pursuit forces hidden feelings to the surface, how will this effect their relationship both on and off the field?
Sexiness ensues, but no graphic sex...I think. The fic will become E if that happens though.
The other mercs place bets, Spy has a raging headache, and Scout really doesn't know when to shut his mouth. I changed the title because my plan for this fic changed, and also because Scout's a tough little bunny getting hunted by, well, a hunter.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,003
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 175
- Kudos:
- 803
- Bookmarks:
- 86
- Hits:
- 14,867
Bookmarked by saltiest_of_sinners
08 Mar 2026