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Waterboy masturbates, that's it, that's the show by ratswhiskers
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
13 Nov 2025
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Is it an HR violation to masturbate to your boss? Probably.
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After being alive for nearly six centuries, Hannibal Lecter is not surprised by most things. Although far from monotone, his life has settled into its own rhythm with little deviation. That is until he comes face to face with an unruly special agent who looks as if he would rather be anywhere but in front of him.
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600 year old vampire crashes out over a sweaty exhausted man who just wants to go home to his dogs.
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22 Jun 2026
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They didn't move to separate rooms. The cabin only had one bed, and neither was willing to let the other out of their peripheral vision.
They lay on top of the covers, fully dressed but for their shoes. The air was freezing, their bodies the only source of heat. Will turned on his side, facing Hannibal. The silence was no longer empty, it was heavy with the weight of everything unsaid.
"I can hear your brain, Hannibal," Will muttered into the darkness. He sighed and did something that made Hannibal’s heart skip a jagged beat, he reached out and slid his arm over Hannibal’s chest, pulling himself closer until their foreheads
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The fall from the cliff was only the beginning.
Will and Hannibal are stuck recovering in a hidden Texas house and their relationship slowly evolves with every place they move, pushing past a haze of painkillers, forced proximity, and bad dreams.
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20 Jun 2026
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The cop seemed like he wanted to say something else but stopped. He cleared his throat and rather fatherly ordered, "Well, don't sleep in your car again, son. You enjoy Georgetown now, alright?"
"Yes, sir." Will answered.
The cop left after an awkward beat and Will slammed the door closed, wrapping the blankets more tightly around himself. He looked down at the card.
Domestic abuse hotline.
He threw the offending card in the front into the pile of trash. He scowled at it. Did he really read that easy? He buried his head under the blankets. He refused to admit it. He didn't want help. He was fine on his own.
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OR: The one where homeless Will is running away from his past life and Hannibal's there to pick up the pieces...
But when Will's dark past comes to find him, will Hannibal be able to save him?- Language:
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19 May 2026
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Five years after Shroud is defeated, Waterboy lives comfortably as a high-ranking SDN hero. The Z-team, now a well respected hero troupe, lives on in something just to the left of glory. Everything is peaceful. Or, at least, as peaceful as it can be.
And then he's flung violently back into the past, forced to watch as old wounds open. Okay. Whatever.
There's really not much he can do without messing up the future, but... maybe there's some comfort he can provide. Some life he can bring to his past teammates' eyes.
It's the least he can do.
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- Part 1 of broken pot symphony
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07 Jan 2026
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Slowly, Robert stands up. He’s shivering. He looks sick. His eyes are glassy, and Invisigal blinks. He hadn’t looked like that just a few moments ago. What the hell is he coming down with that it’s hitting him so hard and fast? . The door to his cell is unlocked. He doesn’t fight when he is roughly grabbed and shoved into the hallway. Robert looks over at Invisigal.
“Please,” he mumbles. He’s hunching forward, like he’s going to start trying to crawl out of his own skin. A million alarms are going off in Invisigal’s head, but there’s nothing she can do about them, “Whatever happens, stay in the cells.”
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Robert has been keeping a secret for over a decade now, only for a late night kidnapping to bring it out into the (moon)light.
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- Part 1 of Rob's Got That Dog In Him
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27 Dec 2025