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    Ilya: fucking killed it today fuck the nomads the power of gay love wins

    Ilya: stanley cup is ours boys

    Troy: I don’t know if that’s the message…

    Ilya: ah so your homophobic you hate gay people troy??

    Wyatt: lets not bring homophobic barrett back please I already lived through it once

    Troy: ...

    Troy: also ilya its you’re*

    Ilya: I will place a curse on your bloodline Barrett

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    Ilya and Shane on the same team is a fucking death sentence and no one will be winning the Stanley cup until they retire so some players start to believe that maybe just maybe gay sex is what makes them so good at hockey...

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    15 May 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    11 May 2026

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    Rozanov: my dick stopped working
    Rozanov: this is an emergency
    Rozanov: you and fabian fuck, but you are on medication.
    Rozanov: tell me your secrets

    Ryan stared dumbfounded at his phone. He scrolled up through the text thread, confirming he hadn't missed something. But no. His knee bopped up and down with the dots at the bottom of his phone, waiting to see how Ilya was about to change the trajectory of his selfcare day.
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    or Ryan meets Ilya after a series of SOS text messages regarding side effects to his new medication. As uncomfortable as Ryan is talking about his own libido struggles, he's touched to be the one Ilya is confiding in. But Ryan's never had a heart to heart about something this personal with anyone besides Fabian, and Ilya isn't exactly known for being an open book.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    05 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    Ilya seems to have everything now. A husband who loves him loudly, proudly, and in the sunshine, a team that is supportive of him and the love of his life, and it's been years since he's had to be in regular therapy. But then he sees his mom in a woman kissing her son's blonde curls after scolding him, and suddenly he's seeing his mom everywhere, and in everything. Grief is finding his cracks again, and he doesn't quite know what to do.

    Spoilers for Heated Rivalry (show and book), and The Long Game.

    Bittersweet, with a happy-ish ending. Deals with Ilya's likely CPTSD.

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    07 Feb 2026