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    The good thing about having a famous face was that Bruce didn’t actually have to go through awkward introductions with the League when he finally revealed his identity. The bad thing about having a famous face was now everyone knew maybe just a bit too much about his private life. That, unfortunately, included his children.

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    Batman has always kept his secrets close to his chest, with his family being one of the bigger things he was keeping quiet about. But even the most secretive of men are not infallible, and Batman gets impaired far too often for his liking.

    Alternatively: Seven times Batman introduced the League to his children while under the influence and one time he introduced himself.

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    So, it didn’t start out like this.

     

    Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-

     

    So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.

     

    It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:

    “ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”

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    A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.

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    Honestly and truly, Batman didn’t know what made him say it.

    "My children could each take you down, solo, in your home base, without even trying.”

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    AKA: The Justice League has never met most of Batman's kids, and they were not even aware of a good portion of them. What better way to get acquainted with them than by accepting a "training exercise" challenge, in which they have to defend the Watchtower against them for a whole week? How hard could it be, anyway?

    (This was a mistake. This was a terrible, horrible, unforgiveable mistake.)

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    Playing Ding-Dong Ditch at Slade Wilson’s house on Halloween without getting shot had somehow become part of being Robin.

    No one questioned it. They simply followed suit.

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