Methoxyethane
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After Naruto finds himself captivated by an omega courtesan, he’ll go to any length to keep him by his side.
However, buying Sasuke out of his contract proves to be the least of their problems, and when Sasuke is rejected by the village Naruto loves, he has to choose between his dream and a life with Sasuke.
(Sasuke wins. He was always going to win.)
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Megumi watched Yuuji smile at his dogs, cooing over how handsome the pair were. And he figured that as long as the dogs didn’t mind, he could have Yuuji over for a while. Just a few days, until he was back on his feet.
And if you asked Megumi why he made that decision, he could only come up with one answer. He was a sucker for puppy-dog eyes.
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Maybe The Worst Grindr Date Was Our Own High Expectations by Methoxyethane
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
22 Apr 2026
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Sasuke needs to get laid. Unfortunately for him, his pickup thinks grindr is an actual dating app.
(They get there anyway)
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Power and Lace by Methoxyethane
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Apr 2026
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Of course, Izuku knew better than to let anyone know he was interested in trying on dresses with the girls when they invited him to join them. But Todoroki figured it out anyway.
And, as it turns out, there is nothing more in this world Todoroki Shouto would enjoy than using his father’s money to buy cute clothes for Midoriya to play dress up in.
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They reached Law’s car, and he turned to Luffy before they got to the doors. “Hey, is there anything I can do for you? Anything stupid you’ve always wanted to do, but never had anyone willing to try it with you?”
“Uh,” Luffy’s mind blanked, and before he could think, he was saying, “I dunno, lose my virginity?”
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Law gets his first tattoo. Luffy loses his virginity. These two events are directly related.
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Collection of mostly-unrelated oneshots for the purpose of erotic enjoyment
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"A fish and a bird may indeed fall in love, but where would they make their home?"
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Works in my Galra Keith timeline where Keith and Lance bang like crazy for many many many paragraphs and also there's love and fluff and later there's babies
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Sasuke gets an unexpected heat, and his oldest rival and once best friend Naruto is there for him.
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“I promise I won’t… make things awkward.”
“It’s already kinda awkward, admit it.”
He relinquishes his hold on Naruto’s hand and sighs. “Alright, well then, I promise to be a very good omega and not claw your dick off.”
“Do omegas do that?”
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Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
10 May 2026
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Sasuke doesn’t smell like anything, and he prefers it that way. Being a beta means he doesn't need to buy scent patches or spend money on suppressants. He can be in full control of himself 100% of the time. He doesn't need to endure any hormonal cycles. And, most importantly, he's automatically removed from the drama surrounding alphas and omegas.
It's easy. It's the best.
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To Sasuke, being a beta is the best. To Naruto, it's hell.
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- Part 1 of sense: an abo au
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Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
28 Apr 2026
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Sasuke picks up the foil wrappers, blinks a few times as he takes in the bold writing across them. “Safe Shinobi Condoms. Warming Edition.”
Naruto makes some sort of squawking sound from behind his hands. “Please shut up.”
“Hidden Leaf Lubricant,” Sasuke continues, looking at the small tube next and reading the packaging, “The Best Kept Secret in Konoha.”
“I want to die.”
How to Lose Your Virginity to the Future Hokage: A Guide by Sasuke Uchiha.
Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
23 Apr 2026
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What's your love language? by Aurigardyn for mikabee
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Jul 2025
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“You’re a Ratio, too.” With deft fingers, Ratio gets one shoe off and moves to the other one. Aventurine’s toes wiggle in instinctive relief. “It’d be weird to call your husband by his last name, wouldn’t it?”
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Aventurine and Veritas Ratio, on exploring the five languages of love as they navigate their new relationship.
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Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
21 Apr 2026
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Zoro is on board with Mihawk’s initial plan: Mihawk negotiates a sham political marriage with Germa, Perona flirts with some prince for weeks, and Zoro waits for the fight at the end.
He’s not on board when plans change, and now he’s the one marrying some stupid prince.
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Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
01 Apr 2026