ItAintNova
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The world of merchants is infamously cutthroat.
Between profits and trade deals, there's no place for heartfelt emotions, only cunning smiles and calculating looks. For Jagae Cookie and Manju Cookie, their relationship is no different--they're archnemeses and they have been for years, both striving to reach the sun while trying to push the other off the ledge.
But somewhere between the missing Cookies cases and Manju Cookie's incense pipe lying abandoned in a back alley, Jagae Cookie may have to re-evaluate how she truly feels about that sly, no-good, dishonest guildmaster.
Oh, and to find Manju Cookie, of course. Before it's too late.
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wind of the day (meet wind of the night) by ItAintNova
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Jun 2026
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All is well in the Nation of Pyro.
Especially for Ifa, the Flower-Feather Clan's favourite vet. After the war with the Abyss, his life has basically gone back to normal—taking care of injured Saurians that show up at his clinic, making sure Cacucu doesn’t overindulge in sugar, etc, etc.
Not to mention Ororon is there too. What could be better than spending quality time with his best friend?
Except the veneer of stability cracks when a chain of incidents reveals something evil lurking deep within Natlan’s shadows—now, Ifa has to step in and secure justice, before more Saurians get hurt.
Eh, I’m sure he’ll succeed. It’s not like it’s that big of a deal. How dangerous could they possibly be?
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Obi-Wan Kenobi's padawan, thirteen-year-old Anakin Skywalker is now a tooka cat with glowing eyes and a tendency to sneeze. That’s fine. That may as well happen.
Somehow this saves the galaxy?
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Elder Faerie Cookie is dead. That much Silent Salt Cookie knows, and there's no changing it. The love of his life is dead and gone; it's a fact as immutable as fate. He's prepared to live the rest of his hellish eternal existence grieving him, the way Elder Faerie must've done all these eons.
But what if, by some divine miracle or lucky coincidence, there's a way to bring Elder Faerie back? What if Elder Faerie isn't gone—not completely?
Well, then by the Witches that don't answer him anymore—Silent Salt Cookie will find the solution and do the impossible; or die trying.
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- Part 3 of let me not to the marriage of true minds
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It’s a beautiful day in Mondstadt. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Varka is…collapsing?
Oh dear. Someone get the doctor.
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In the blink of an eye, Varka went from walking on the streets of Mondstadt to waking up in a hospital bed. Everyone is freaking the fuck out around Varka, and yet the man himself has no idea why. Just another day in Mondstadt.
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A series involving Dream and Hob playing or using instruments -- can be read as standalones or as very vaguely related sequels
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10 Jul 2026
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Maria vs The Jedi Cult by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
16 Jul 2024
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Reborn just in time to join the rest of the younglings in asking Master Skywalker what they were going to do because there were too many of them.
Oh well, she had future knowledge, a tendency to be overlooked and forgotten about by the Creche Master, and the reckless abandonment of someone who knows when they die.AKA
Maria, a fan from our world, wakes up in GFFA and decides that she isn't here for a long time, but a good time. She's not here for the whole cult thing of the Jedi, but she will annoy the Sith whenever she can. Though if the Coruscant Guard could be a bit less good at spotting the unaccompanied Jedi child wandering the Senate, that would be appreciated.
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08 Jul 2026
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The Sneeze Heard Around the Galaxy by Mornelithe_falconsbane for gandalfspace, SassySnowSock, kimaracretak, Tavina, labocat, quandrix_quizard, tuesnight, team_turtleneck, parsleymoore, luminouscity, Elsin, LittleRaven, lailah_tov, magnadoodle, the_interuniversal_geometer, DarthAstris, ExtraPenguin, Kartaylir, plinge, Shadaras, Silver_Queen, Mornelithe_falconsbane, aninfiniteweirdo, do_it_to_julia, firelord65, UtopiaPlanitia, SmallDickSteveRogers, urisarang, Casta_Y (Casta_X), draconicsockpuppet, monday_shoes, darlingargents, gloss
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
12 Jan 2022
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Palpatine sneezes, and sets off an unexpected chain of events.
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07 Jul 2026
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What do you do when you get trapped in the stronghold of your local Sith cult, right out of a famous movie franchise? And what if you also happened to remember you past life as a Jedi master? (or Sith Lord) along the way? Well, that's exactly what long time friends Sid Mellikos, Yan Reditus and Jo Collectio are figuring out.
Stuck in a library filled with stolen Jedi holocrons and artifacts, what will they uncover? About themselves and the Galaxy far far away? Well, Sid and Yan definitely have a few feelings to work through, that's for sure.
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07 Jul 2026
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Mace decides he's had his turn being the only grown adult in the Order. He introduces his horde to the council, and then they encounter Master Jinn.
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07 Jul 2026