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    Kaveh just wanted to finish his architectural projects, pay off his debts, and maybe enjoy some alcohol without someone ruining his day.

    Instead, he’s getting interrogated by an amateur kidnapper who won’t take no for an answer, playing chess with the same amateur who definitely has ulterior motives, and realizing that, maybe, he’s stumbled headfirst into a conspiracy way above his pay grade.

    Oh, and the not-so-amateur kidnapper? He’s everywhere.

    (Or: Kaveh makes one wrong turn and ends up accidentally kidnapped. Somehow, it's less stressful than dealing with his clients.)

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    16 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    insane. awesome.

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    “Just take a bath and you’ll be fine.”
    Alhaitham’s ears flattened against his head. “No.”
    Kaveh watched another cloud of sand fly up from Alhaitham’s swishing tail. “Lazy kitty,” he muttered.
    As soon as he said it, something in Kaveh’s head clicked. Didn’t most cats hate water? Alhaitham was technically just a big cat—
    “I’m not lazy. I don’t want to get my tail wet,” Alhaitham snapped. “And I’m not getting my ears wet.”

    Kaveh offers to help Alhaitham wash his tail. It makes things complicated.

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    14 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    11 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    perfect.

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    Alhaitham is just trying to survive his final year of university while juggling his secret identity as Spider-Man without jeopardizing his academic standing or dying. Simple goals. Unfortunately, his biggest obstacle isn’t a supervillain—it’s his endearingly overdramatic roommate.

    Who won’t stop asking Alhaitham why he keeps coming home bruised.

    And won't stop yelling at Spider-Man to understand basic architectural integrity when slamming bad guys into buildings.

    (Or: Spider-Man!Alhaitham and Gwen Stacy!Kaveh)

    Series
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    Chapters:
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    09 Jul 2026

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    atsumu swears he is straight. just straight.

    then sakusa makes him come in his pants one night in their hotel room.

    so... maybe he isn't straight? (he falls in love with sakusa and never gets back up)

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    02 Jul 2026