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Hamartophobia: (noun) A morbid fear of committing errors or sins and being condemned for it.
George is an old vampire, conniving and clever to ensure that he can feed without notice. So when he catches wind of a new priest in town, he knows he should nip the threat in the bud, because this is no ordinary priest, this is the American Vampire Hunter, Dream Wastakin—and he’s already caught George’s trail.
//Or the fic where enemies form a truce for mutual gain—George gets a steady supply of Dream’s blood and Dream gets a better knowledge of vampires and how to kill them. Certainly, nothing will go wrong. -
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“A friend is someone who makes you into a better version of yourself, nurtures if you will.” Wilbur lowers the cigarette to the candle on the table, letting it catch on the tiny flame. “I know what you’re thinking. How could I help you.” He twists the butt as smoke rises from its tip. “I’ve seen what you do, Quackity. I could be an accomplice, a catalyst of your ambition. You’re a candle burning bright, but when your wick begins to thin—” He blows out the flame, leaving them in darkness. “There will be nothing left of you.” Quackity’s eyes trail from the smoking candle to the embers of Wilbur’s cigarette. “You need someone to fan the flame.”
//Quackity receives a late night visitor who offers him a proposal.
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Sapnap lowered his gun. “We take them to the labs. Find out what abomination we found here.”
The green-eyed man turned his head, glaring at him. “Get up,” he demanded. He kicked the rope he’d thrown on the ground over to him. “And tie that thing up. You’re coming with us.”
// An apocalypse AU continuation where z!George's dietary tendencies get him and Dream more than what they bargained for, a run-in with a human colony. But what would've been fatal turns into much more when they're captured by the group to answer an impossible question: how did Dream tame a zombie? (Based on art from @cyber_mush on Twitter)
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- Part 3 of in sickness & in health (zombie AU)
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In the beginning, there is nothing.
Time does not exist when XD and HD are born from the universe, acknowledging each other’s existence. XD brings together and HD pulls apart in an eternal dance that will form all things. They do not know what they’ll create, they do not know that in simply being, they are everything.
// The origin story of GeorgeHD and DreamXD, and how XD came to find c!George.
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George stared down at the worn note in his hands, the edges feathering around the yellowed page. The writing upon it looped in crude scratches.
I heard you
garden tomorrow
come alone
-FacelessThe note had been wedged in his window sill, damp from passing rain. It should’ve been no surprise to him that the man had been able to infiltrate the palace again but still George found himself impressed. The shadow that’d haunted him could make a good addition to his weaponry.
// King George, the last of his lineage, has always known he would die. Ever since his ascension, he was obsessed with surviving a kingdom that never wanted him and leaving behind a great legacy. Alone with the weight of his crown, George never anticipated befriending the assassin that tried to kill him or that this man would change everything he thought he ever wanted.
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A series of oneshots about c!George in the DreamSMP canon because I'm attached to that depressed little guy and have many thoughts. I will provide the George Lore if no one else will
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King George, last of his line, has always known he would die. Ever since his ascension, he was obsessed with surviving a kingdom that never wanted him and leaving behind a great legacy. Alone with the weight of his crown, George never anticipated befriending the assassin that tried to kill him or that this man would change everything he thought he ever wanted.
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Dream had been taken out of the prison and forced to work at Las Nevadas, running a lucrative game of Russian Roulette for guests, under strict supervision from both Sam and Quackity.
To celebrate the opening of a new wing to the casino, Q booked out the hotel for a dinner party with his main crew.
Dream watches from an unsafe distance as the Las Nevadas gang poorly hashes out their problems, resulting in one of them getting mysteriously killed. Dream may not care for them, but he doesn't like being blamed for something he didn't do, and takes it upon himself to find the murderer before he finds himself back in Pandora's Vault.
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“You misunderstand me,” says Dream, setting his clipboard deliberately aside. “What I meant is, I'm the next test subject. Why rely on secondary sources of information when you can have a primary source, right?”
The eyeholes in the mask are just wide enough for Punz to tell he’s being watched carefully.
“You’re going to kill me,” Dream says with a kind of absolute confidence that would have frightened a lesser man, “and then you’re going to bring me back.”
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Punz and Dream traumatize each other, perfect their grilled cheese recipe, and co-navigate the inherent eroticism of killing and resurrecting each other repeatedly for reasons of scientific inquiry.Series
- Part 3 of the unending amends
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hardening to every heart but one by swordfright for ringenthusiast (Deadist)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Aug 2022
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After the prisonbreak, Dream risks his life sneaking into Kinoko to see George…but his nightly visits come at the price of his safety and George’s sanity. Buckle up for some very heavy-handed metaphors.
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- Part 1 of the unending amends
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Against all odds, the first thing George notices is the air. Thick, humid. Hot. It was raining in London just a second ago. This doesn’t feel like rain air.
“Dream?” he asks in a broken voice—a broken voice he doesn’t recognize as his own. “Dream.”
“George, what—” He’s stunned into silence. George hears the gears turning; the world caving in on itself. “What the—”
“We body-swapped,” George explains, because he seems to be the only one with a grasp on the situation they’re in, however flimsy. “You’re in London.”
On loneliness and distance, but above all else, on the agony of being known—inside, out, and all around.
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Shattered Dreams by Thunderburk
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Mar 2026
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"Do you think you’re a hero? Is that what it is? ’Cause good things don’t happen to heroes…"
After two long years, the day that George has thought to be the happiest of his life takes a dark turn. Crushed by his guilt, he makes a crucial decision — he is going to undo his mistakes by turning to the resistance of L’Manberg for help to break Dream out of the royal dungeons.
While George is struggling with suspicion from his new refuge, joining the rebels forces him to pay a steep price. The former bounty hunter is left with the shattered pieces of his old life and what was once the tender bond arising between him and a masked outlaw.
In the meantime, Sapnap gives in to a mysterious draw into another world, and Bad discovers the existence of a dark prophecy looming like an impending thunderstorm over the kingdom of Carnsworth.While George and his friends drift apart in the time of a rising war, the young man learns of the importance of loyalty and trust, and that his way might take a direction that is more predetermined than he ever thought.
Sequel to Lovely Nightmare
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- Part 3 of Lovely Nightmare - Manhunt/Medieval AU
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03 Sep 2023
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According to all known laws
of aviation,there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.Those were awkward.