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There's a warmth in your face, and Kris is looking anywhere but Susie, first behind her head, then on the floor. Not the first time they've hesistated at your choice, but whoa, aren't they feeling so much now, more than before?
"Youlookcute," they say quickly, too fast to hear for you and Susie.
"What was that?" She leans closer, brow furrowing. "You're speaking too fast, man."
"…You look nice." And you notice they quietly changed the word.
What happens when the SOUL is a pacifist, curious little thing who likes playing with its dolls? It gets bolder than Kris ever dreams of being.
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Always the Wedding Planner, Never the Groom by KaedieNoonaWrites
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
30 Sep 2026
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As the lead visionary behind Honey and Heart Events Co., Jeon Jungkook knows everything about love and weddings. He knows floral color theory, altar lighting, and how to build a fairytale for strangers—yet he’s never gotten to design one for himself. With his twenty-fifth birthday fast approaching, the clock is ticking against a family curse that promises lifelong singledom if he reaches the milestone with no boyfriend.
Kim Taehyung makes his living photographing those very same fairytales, hiding behind his lens and a wall of cold cynicism. He captures love every day, but he certainly doesn't believe in it.
When an opportunity for a major Life & Style Asia feature arises, the two strike a deal: Jungkook becomes Taehyung’s golden model for the shoot, and Taehyung takes on the role of matchmaker to save Jungkook from his curse before midnight on September first.
But as the search for the "perfect candidate" gets underway, both of them are forced to realize that some love stories can't be planned—or edited out.
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Hokage Hatake Kakashi and Academy instructor Umino Iruka have been in a secret relationship for years. It's not always easy but it works and it’s theirs.
Until Naruto decides to play matchmaker and carefully crafted secrets become harder and harder to bear.
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The Great Baratheon Tourney by uniabocetaP
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
29 Sep 2026
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Lyonel and Florence Baratheon welcomed the first member of their family, their daughter Floris Baratheon. According to Lyonel, the newborn deserved all the love and praise in the world; and the whole world should celebrate her magnificence… as in a tourney.
Maekar Targaryen, a father of six, did not really believe Floris Baratheon would be any different than any other six-month-old. But it was two years since the Ashford tourney and the last time he had seen his youngest son, Aegon. If there was even a small chance that his kid would attend, he had to go.
Celyse Selmy had not been as devastated as she had expected to find out that she was not to be a Stag. But she could feel the heat on her back; at eighteen, she had to get married, despite the gossip haunting her for something that was not even her fault… and Garland Hightower was a knight straight out of a song...
OR: Because what can go wrong during a Westerosi Tournament?
POV: Lyonel, Florence (OFC), Maekar, Celyse (OFC), Dunk.Series
- Part 2 of Westeros' Free Spirits
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“Hyung,” he exclaimed, eyes sparkling, clearly excited. “Let me do it for you! Let me help!”
He ran from the kitchen and leapt on top of Mark, hands first, shaking his shoulders. Not his first time being attacked by an over-eager Donghyuck, Mark threw his hands in front of his face before Donghyuck could get his grubby little hands within pinching distance of his cheeks.
Seeing that his original tactic wasn’t working, Donghyuck sat back on his heels and gave Mark a little space. “I can do it. I can make Mina your girlfriend this summer.”
Or - Mark Lee lets his best friend Hyuck play matchmaker the summer after he’s graduated from college. What he doesn’t expect? Falling for the matchmaker himself.
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"Okay, so, teach me your ways."
"What makes you think that I'm an expert at flirting anyway?"
"What do you think, dumbass? You could get anyone you wanted. I even thought you were dating Noelle at first, y'know."
"Susie thinks I'm hot, Ralsei."
"Oh my!"
"Kris, stop being a sleazebag already!” Seeing her grin at them like that, Kris felt a mysterious pang in their chest. Their pulse quickened as they did their best to one up her somehow.
"Have confidence. You're… You’re hotter." This should do it.
"Idiot," she grinned, "one of those days I might take you seriously." To be fair, Kris wasn't sure if they took themselves seriously, they probably should’ve judging by the warmth that washed over them after this exchange.---
in which kris gives ralsei and susie those damn flirting lessons, to help her get with noelle.
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Royal Asgard…Royally Bad Matchmaking by MCU_Lokifan2924
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
28 Sep 2026
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Thor ships Sifcarol and Lokyrie, even though he’s in love with Sif.
Valkyrie ships Sylki and Thorcarol, even though she’s in love with Carol.
Sylvie ships Sifki and Thorkyrie, even though she’s in love with Loki.
Sif is stuck matchmaking with everyone else, ignoring her feelings for Thor.
Carol just wants to leave Earth and be happy in space.
Loki’s fed up with his family of idiots. He ships Thorif, Carolvyrie, and Sylki (he has to, he’s obsessed)
What to do?
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Pidge: why’s lance with keith so late in the evening
Hunk: Shhh don’t ask the sacred question
Pidge: WHAT HAVE YOU BOTH BEEN DOING
Keith: I taught Lance how to do a backflip.
Hunk: I’m
Hunk: Errrrrrrrr
Pidge: i’m fucking leaving this group chat brethren😭
Enamoured by the quiet, raven-haired boy in his creative writing class with a penchant for black coffee and an aptitude for the quill, Lance puts his role as the campus’s radio broadcasting host to good use.
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Cupid has been taken under Darling's wing to improve her archery skills, but when she sees Darling pining over Apple White, she just has to step in. And it of course has nothing to do with her unrequited crush on Darling's brother.
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You've got a thing for me, boy (it's apparent) by Bleuey
Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)
27 Sep 2026
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Max sees the obvious glances his best friend, Hazel Hook gives a certain Charming and vice-versa. Luis notices the different glint in Red's eyes whenever she's with the blue-haired girl as well, he also sees how happy Chloe is with Red. Max and Luis believe that they're rooting for the same person to catch Chloe's eye, so they work together to play matchmaker. Along the way they find themselves mutually crossing their invisible line.
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The first thought in Max's mind was that—'It's incredibly obvious.' Hence, why he thought that Luis thought the same thing; His Best Friend and Chloe Charming should get together.
Unfortunately, they got lost in translation. When Max told him that—"I think we both know that a mutual friend of ours is drooling over Princess Charming over there." In Luis' defense, Max didn't specify! How was he supposed to know that it was Hazel he was pertaining to and not Red?!
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Ludwig asks Ryoma for advice on Sakuno.
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Rupert decides getting engaged to someone he met five minutes ago is a good idea. Combine the two of them with a loud lady in waiting and you get the world’s most chaotic trio, knight training, The Percy Problem, Rupert’s royal matchmaking service, a struggling neurodivergent prince who pretends he’s more stuck-up than he is, an evil forest, and the entire fate of the kingdom hanging in the balance.
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Also known as: my lavender relationship AU that winds up with Rupert, Joan and Cecily all in the evil forest. Updates randomly, follow my tumblr for more! @/named-after-a-planet
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Moira convinces Claire to introduce her to Piers but he misunderstands Claire's intentions.
1. Moira wants a date (with a hot man)
2. Claire tries to find out if Piers has a girlfriend and to invite him to her party
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- Part 3 of Claire Redfield's love stories
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Dew wasn’t looking for trouble when he went to the club. He found it anyway. Wrapped in velvet, smirking under a pair of lopsided bunny ears.
Black velvet ears flick with every sway of his hips. The rest of him is just as indecent—shredded fishnet crop that clings where it should drape, matching velvet micro shorts with a cut so high it’s criminal, and a little white puff of a tail that bounces when he walks.
Thigh-highs. Heeled boots. A single velvet ribbon tied in a bow at the base of his throat that gleams under the lights.
Dew’s mouth doesn’t fall open, but only because his jaw locks.
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“Why are we doing this?”
“Because, my beautiful prima ballerina, our dear friend Mitya is lacking in the love department! And very clearly the flirting department. That was a tough watch. Yeesh…”
“And you aren’t?”
“I don’t think there was any need for that attitude Odette Spessiva.”
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Odette is dragged into helping Vodyanitsa find Mitya’s crush. It’s clear as day that it’s Alyosha.
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A newcomer in Pelican Town is no small thing. Sebastian isn’t sure that it has ever happened during his lifetime. The same old humdrum of the valley starts to change once someone moves into the old abandoned farm. Sebastian isn’t looking for companionship. Perhaps companionship is looking for him, though.
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History is all about Dates... Right? by waistcoatsandwhatnot
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
13 Sep 2026
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Georgie attempts to match Rudyard up with an archaeologist to fight off his loneliness... it doesn't go very well.
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Arise, Fair Sun by booola
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
11 Sep 2026
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Helen dedicates herself to matchmaking to distract herself from her own crush. Her friends— and the school play— won't let her.
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Finally! They have finally been scouted as Cupids and will finally be deployed to Earth and make humans fall in love!
What could possibly go wrong?
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Six idiots who happen to be Cupids.
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brat taming logan howlett by hiyashortking
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men: The Animated Series (Cartoon 1992), X-Men Evolution (Cartoon), Wolverine and the X-Men (Cartoon), Wolverine (Movies), Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Emma Frost (Marvel Comics)
09 Sep 2026
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charles wants you to befriend the only other professor currently at the academy, except it's logan and he's grumpy.