Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Genshin)
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Skyward (How to win a war against Mondstadt) by gwendee, Opalserpent
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Jul 2021
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"The best strategy against Mondstadt," Kaeya says, "is to take her down before war even begins."
"Wouldn't that be the best way for any nation?" Diluc says. Then, "why am I still humoring you about this?"
"Well," Kaeya says, "you see, it's because Mondstadt's Archon is the only one of the seven that gets stronger in a war."Kaeya, the eighth nation, and the seven archons of teyvat.
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- Part 1 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Genshin)
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Eula supposes she has to thank Kaeya
RagnvindrAlberich that she'd finally gotten into the Knights."But Kaeya's a really good fighter!" Diluc protested.
"You can't have depth perception with one eye," Inspector Eroch said.
"..." Diluc said. Eula hid a snicker.It’s only when Kaeya drops the Ragnvindr from his name and fully becomes into himself - Alberich, of foreign name and tongue and blood, proving to the people of Mondstadt that citizenry is not a marker of trust, do the invisible barriers on the doors of the Knights of Favonius come down.
(It is, after all, not about your family name or background, but who you are.)Series
- Part 2 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Genshin)
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"So," Aether says, "the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui wants to ask you for love advice."
Venti says, "what?"
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- Part 3 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Genshin)
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“Aha!” Barbatos snaps his fingers. “That’s it.”
“My sister?”
“Your dead sister.”
Ei flicks a hand and tightens her fingers around her Musou Isshin.
“Hey, hey, hey, wait!” Barbatos flailing. “Hear me out. All - well, most of anemo users have a dead friend. Or family member.”
Ei narrows her eyes. “Elaborate.”Crack AU where Morax and Ei, the ex Geo and Electro Archons, get...
...anemo visions.Morax rubs his temples. “In any case, I do not believe that I should have been a contender for an anemo vision.”
“Morax, sweetie,” Barbatos says. “You hatched an elaborate plan and almost destroyed your city because you wanted to retire. That’s the most anemo shit I can think of.”Addendum: Nahida, Furina
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- Part 4 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Genshin)
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You drag your hand through your hair. You say, “oh, you little brat.” You smooth down the front of your hair. You cling to your collar and bury your face in your neck.
Waking up in a hivemind, as told by you.
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- Part 5 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Genshin)
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“Zhongli doesn’t even have money!” Pantalone snaps. “All he has is the audacity to invite me for a day out and make me pay for all his meals!”
Yelan says, "what?"Pantalone, as the head of the Northland Bank, takes it upon himself to investigate why the Liyue Branch specifically has been losing money this past year.
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- Part 4 of Gwen's Genshin Rarepair Collection
- Part 1 of Pantalone's World Tour
- Part 6 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Genshin)
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An Eremite mercenary has to grab the poor student before he’s torn to shreds by laser blasts from the flying ruin machine.
"Woah," Kaveh says, fear evident in his voice. Then he says, “I wonder how the mechanics of its wings work. They don’t look like they should be able to support it at all.”
Delta has the strangest urge to kiss Kaveh for some reason.9.5k words in which one of Dottore's segments realizes he has feelings.
Unofficial crack sequels Saber's Sorbet and Castor's Cheesecake.
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- Part 1 of Just Desserts
- Part 3 of Gwen's Genshin Rarepair Collection
- Part 7 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Genshin)
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Chisato leaned forward. “The Guuji Yae, is she the sort of woman that you like?”
Ayato coughed. “Lady Hiiragi, that is quite an accusation!”
Chisato sniffed. “I don’t know any man who doesn’t have an appreciation for the Guuji Yae’s assets.” She patted her fiance’s thigh. “Even Kamaji-”
“Chisato,” Kamaji hissed, face aflame.
Ayato laughed. “The Guuji Yae is certainly attractive. Alas, I suspect she’s rather sweet on the Raiden Shogun. Perhaps you’d fare a better chance than me if you are eyeing her bed, Chisato.”
She giggled. “I’m sure it’d be Kamaji’s dream come true.”Kujou Kamaji and Hiiragi Chisato try their best to charm their way into Ayato's pants.
Ayato began to get a nagging suspicion. “Are you both proposing to set me up with someone?”
“Now, you don’t need to worry too much about that,” Chisato said. “Ayato, Ayato, just let us take care of you, hm?”Series
- Part 11 of Gwen's Genshin Rarepair Collection
- Part 8 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Genshin)
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No one stopped Collei from asking after Zandik. The Gandharva Ville residents assumed she was trying to avoid him, and regularly marked out, to her, his general vicinity. She stalked him to reassure herself that she was quieter.
Il Dottore's son (Zandik) was here in Gandharva Ville and Collei despied him greatly. (They have some common ground: they're both big fans of Tighnari.)
“If I ingest an aphrodisiac,” Zandik said, “And prostated myself at Tighnari’s feet, do you think he’d have sex with me as a medical procedure?”
“He’d lock you in a room and ask you to wait it out,” Collei said. “I’m telling Master Tighnari that you spoke about drugs.”
Zandik wheezed, “Wait!” She stepped on the hand he tried to grab her sleeve with.Series
- Part 13 of Gwen's Genshin Rarepair Collection
- Part 9 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Genshin)
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Ajaw had snapped him up in his brilliant jaws. No, Kinich was not dead. There was a row of stitches along his belly tracing a dragon’s teeth.
It was hideous and it hurt to breathe. Kinich thought of his mother’s laughter, raspy and shredded by the bruises in her throat.
Ajaw saves Kinich's life. (No, really.)
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- Part 15 of Gwen's Genshin Rarepair Collection
- Part 10 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Genshin)
