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    “I don't know how to take care of myself. Let alone a child."

    "Children."

    Bruce looked away from the water to look at Athena, surprised. She smirked, “Do you think it will be just one? More will come. Abandoned children. Children who don't know which way is theirs. You will be their guide. You will be father of heroes, Bruce."

    Bruce never wanted to deal with the gods, whatever pantheon they belonged to.

    Gotham had enough problems without adding rancorous gods and mythological monsters into the mix.
    But the gods won't leave him alone, and he finds himself the parent of the most powerful demigod of this generation, while the Triumvirate sinks its roots in Gotham to conquer the world.

    ABANDONED/DISCONTINUED. IF I EVER WRITE FOR THIS AU AGAIN IT WILL ON A SEPARATE FIC IN A SEPARATE SERIES.

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    He opens his eyes, and stares up at the canopy of the four poster bed he's in. It takes a second, his vision is a bit blurry, but it clears up quick enough.

    Two seconds.

    Three seconds.

    Four seconds.

    Part of Jason keeps the count going, while the rest of him kind of just...seizes. Because he knows this canopy. He knows the the posts it's attached to. He—fuck—he knows the notch in the bottom left post he'd put in it when he'd stolen one of Bruce's batarangs when he was twelve and thrown it around like the stupid kid he'd been.

    This was Jason's room.

     

    Or, the one where Jason gets zapped with magic, wakes up in his teenage body, and decides to let the timeline know exactly how fucked it is. He also becomes the president of the Tim Drake Appreciation Club.

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    The kid was going to die at this rate, whether or not Jason had anything to do with it. Apparently dead Robins were just a thing, now, and Bruce didn’t give a shit whether they lived or died.

    There was something almost comforting about that, that Jason’s wasn’t the only life that didn’t matter.

    There was something fucking infuriating about that, that Jason’s wasn’t the only life that didn’t matter.

    Well. If those fucks didn’t care about their baby bird now, Jason would just have to make them care. And he had a few ideas on just how to do that.

    Robin might get a little broken in the process, but what was a little kidnapping and torture between friends?

    ***

    a.k.a. the Titans Tower AU where Jason kidnaps Tim instead of trying to kill him. And then he kidnaps Steph. And Dick. And Cass. And...

    Jason may have a problem.

    Less crack-y than it sounds. This is mainly hurt, angst, and reckoning with canon trauma. Comfort will come! There *will* be a happy ending.

    [summary updated 1/21/22]

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    "I'm Timothy Drake, I'm a dragon and I'm starting a hoard. I'm hoarding you." He said to Dick. His eyes went to Jason. "And you. Welcome to my hoard."

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    A baby dragon decides to take initiative and adopt the Wayne's.

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    Jason went to Drake Manor intent on killing his replacement, and he walked out with bloody knuckles and a kid in his arms.

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    “What was I supposed to do, post an ad online? Found: Emotionally and psychologically scarred vigilante in a dumpster—local pick up only."

    Meet cute/ugly in an alleyway dumpster. And Jason tries to find out the answer to a very important question: is Gotham really cursed, or is it the young woman who hauled his injured ass out of a dumpster?

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    All my Batman prompts!

    1. Coffee Shop Au

    2. Star Wars Au 

    3. Vampire Au

    4. No Capes Au

    5. Mythology Au

    6. Reincarnation Au .

    7. Alpha/Beta/Omega Au .

    8. Gotham Knights Au

    9. Metahuman Au

    10. Harry Potter Au
    Part 1
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    11. Demon Au

    12. Mob Au

    13. Talon!Dick Au

    14. Kid Fic Au

    15. Avatar Au

    16. Genderswap Au

    17. Supernatural Au

    18. Canon Divergence Au
    Part 1
    Part 2
    19. Fae Au

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    After an accident, Tim wakes up in the body of a nine-year-old boy, destined to die for a family that considered him at best a replacement. He doesn't want this fate.

    Tim's plan to survive in his new world was simple.

    First, he had to stay on the sidelines, save Jason and not get involved with the Wayne family.

    He was already an unwanted child once, he didn't want to be again.

     

    God, or the Author in this case, had other plans for him.

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    “Oh, don’t forget your–” A few papers fell out as Dick lifted it up, revealing pictures of Nightwing, Robin and Batman in the middle of a fight with Poison Ivy. “Files.”

    “Ah. Those.” Tim laughed nervously, the sharp, citrus-like taste filling the air.

    -

    Dick is an incubus, starved for affection after the loss of Jason.

    Tim isn't affectionate by nature but wants to help anyway.

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    They went down the stairs and into the kitchen. There they found a battlefield, with eggshells everywhere and black smoke above their heads.

    Tim gulped, "Did Killer Croc stop by?"

    "No, dumbass. It's just Bruce trying to cook."

    "Huh?"

    He heard someone cough, and Bruce came out from behind the counter, wearing a worn MCR T-shirt and his face smeared with flour. As soon as he saw them, he said, "Why are you awake?"

    "Dunno old man, maybe it's because the kitchen is on fire."

    It's Tim's first Halloween with the Waynes, and Bruce tries to make the boy feel like part of the family. Burning down the kitchen and almost giving Alfred a heart attack.

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    "You turned me into this…monster…and you expect me to thank you?"

    "We have eternity together," Talia told him, as if that were enough of an explanation as if she hadn't ruined Bruce beyond repair.

    Talia took a step towards Bruce. Bruce backed away, unable to bear the idea of her touch.

    "If this is the price of eternity, I don't want it."

    Three hundred years earlier, Bruce refused eternal life with a witch and tried to commit suicide. He thought it was the end.
    It wasn't.

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    Dick was laughing like a maniac  and Jason growled, "This isn't funny."

    "But look at them! They're cute!"

    "They're not cute! They want to get killed!"

    There were three children in costumes in the Batcave. Three.

     


    Jason supposed that they were lucky that Damian was still too young to participate in his siblings' ideas.

     


    Stephanie had painted an old Jason costume purple, Cass was wearing a Barbara costume that was too big for her, and he really didn't want to know where Tim got his Robin costume. Sorry, Red Robin.

     



    Had no one received the memo? No more child vigilantes.

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    His voice trembled, "You don't know what you're asking me."

    "I'm asking you to stop being a coward and keep Timothy. He needs his father when I…"

    She licked her chapped lips, then continued, "Look, if things had been different, I would never have told you the truth and we would all have continued with our lives. But Jack has decided to become a rich widower, who knows maybe he wants to marry one of his mistresses. I don't know and I don't care. What matters to me is that when I'm gone, Timothy may have someone to rely on. Can you do at least that?"

    Bruce hesitated. There were tons of reasons to say no. Too many.

    But that was a dying woman's wish. Who was he to deny it?

    "Okay, Janet," he finally gave up.

    “I will take care of Timothy.”

    She smiled weakly, "Then you're not a coward like I thought."

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    After Jason's death, Bruce has to start over. He doesn't have the luxury of giving himself up to crime-fighting with no quarter, not with a child to take care of.

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    "Vampires need a coven!" Bruce said confidently.

    Dick agreed. Vampires, especially when so young, needed a coven to protect them.

    However, old age - or excessive exposure to Ivy's pollens - must have made Bruce's nose and eyes go haywire.

    Because the little boy there was definitely not a vampire.

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    "Dude, what the hell!"

    "You want to hit me!" Tim protested.

    "I don't hit children!"

    "You literally said you were going to make me talk!"

    "I would have made you meet Batman! One minute with him and you would have said everything!"

    "No!" Tim snapped, panicked. Why was nothing going according to his plan?

    "So you have something to hide!"

    "I can't meet him until I'm sure Batman is my father!"

    After his parents' last fight, Tim decides to find out who his real father is. He didn't expect to be found by Robin, nor to be kidnapped.

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    " Would you like to be my stepfather?"

    "What?"

    “Would you rather be my not dad? B isn't my dad either, not really. But if you two are going to be together, I could say I have three dads.”

    "Robin, that's not how it works…" Batman gasped, and Clark was sure the other was about to have a syncope.

    "How does it work?"

    "We should get married, and…"

    "Perfect!" the boy interrupted him.

    "Mr. Superman, would you marry my non-daddy and make him an honest man?"

    ----------------

    Batman had never tried to understand his relationship with Superman. They were friends, that was enough. Too bad his children thought differently.

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    When Batman had called him to the cave, Jason had expected trouble coming.

    Upon his arrival, Bruce was already in costume, cowl down and looking tired. Robin and Batgirl were nowhere to be seen.

    However, he wasn't alone. There was a child with him.

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    The Bats were dead and Dick was the only one left alive. He had nothing left for him so why shouldn’t he join them?

    Waking up back in time was not the plan but Dick wasn’t complaining. He finally has his family back and he will not lose them again.

    Robin has always been able to do what Batman couldn’t. It was okay that Bruce won’t kill. Dick wouldn’t ask him to compromise his morals.

    But he had no such restrictions. He doesn’t mind killing, getting his hands dirty, and being a monster if it means his family is alive.

    .

    Or a Dark Dick Grayson who is just a tad overprotective of his family. Just a tad.

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    A cub was staring at Dick.

    A cub in Dick's (almost former) territory stared at him like a threat.

    It was understandable that the alpha teenager was upset.

    Dick was ready to growl when he smelled a familiar sweetish scent on the cub.

     

    Oh, he thought. Bruce is in heat.

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    Stuck in a time loop, Tim is forced to ask for help.

    But it looks like Batman needs a hand too.

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    Mr. Wayne's voice croaked, "Who are you?"

    “Um…my name is Tim, sir. I'm the son of Jack and Janet Drake, I live next door."

    Silence again. He looked to Alfred for instructions, but the butler wasn't helpful, too upset to do anything.

    “You're new. You weren't there before."

    Tim's eyes widened, “Mr. Wa… um, Batman, this isn't the first time you've experienced this day, is it?”

    “How do you know?”

    "How many times?" Tim asked instead of answering.

    "This must be at least the 10th time."

    So Tim wasn't the only one. Mr. Wayne was also stuck in the time loop.

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