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  1. Rec 70

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    Dante as a hybrid may *look* entirely human— but he’s. Well. He survived having his face blown off and he eats sugar like a hummingbird. Also he turns into *that*.

    AKA

    My favorite pastime is designing semi-logical anatomy and physiology rules for nonhumans and Dante is no exception. Each chapter focuses on a different feature of his anatomy and a different headcanon surrounding it. Some are Darkcom lab rat exploration, some just Mary (And Dante. He doesn’t know what he is either) discovering things in the field.

    ADD ON: I’ve gotten into the weeds with some of these chapters at this point so I’m gonna say it loud and clear: I AM NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL. Please do not use anything you might or might not learn in this fic for anything real. Not on you, not on anyone else. I just really like podcasts and learning about anatomy as a hobby, and then I like rearranging the pieces. Please do not rearrange your own pieces.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    There’s half a skull with protruding horns on his head, and bones and teeth and leathers and swathes of fur and warpaint over the rest of him, but it isn’t his savage-looking armor that’s causing the thrill hammering in her ribcage.

    It isn’t even the way their bodies are quashed together in the insufferable Faronian heat, chests heaving, as he presses her into the tree bark, shielding her as best he can from the onslaught of wild animals rushing past them in an absolute fury.

    It’s the look he’s giving her out of the corner of his cutting blue eyes, half-feral, half-incredulous, as if to ask, How is it that you keep getting yourself into so much trouble, and I’m always having to drop everything to come and save you?

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    13 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    She has no throne. Girls without thrones should not have knights, but hers won’t go. Princess Zelda – the girl who killed Calamity – would love to fade into legend, but Link’s bought a house, he’s fighting off monsters, and he’s selling giant horses to strangely familiar Gerudo men. She'll never have any peace now.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Adrian is bringing home his boyfriend to meet his parents. There's just one tiny problem: his boyfriend is a descendant of a notorious monster-hunting family, and his father is Dracula.

    It goes about as well as you would expect.

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    09 Sep 2022

  5. Rec 6

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    Sypha takes her first steps into a role she'd (begrudgingly) agreed to. These steps just happen to be into an imposing castle, with some not-so-imposing people.

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    Trevor confronts Drac about Adrian.
    Adrian confronts his father about Trevor.

    Vlad has to sit down and actually start sharing.

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    02 Jun 2026