melwrites (madandimpossible)
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my blood is singing with your voice by melwrites (madandimpossible)
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
16 Aug 2026
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Rodrick Heffley is a teenage boy burdened with his family’s expectations. He comes from a long line of prestigious monster hunters and yet, Rodrick wants nothing more than to be normal; Make friends, play the drums, maybe take a girl to prom.
But, his family never stays in one town for long enough. On the cusp of the new millennia, they move to the quiet, coastal town of Hemlock Ridge, chasing a prophecy that heralds the 'Age of Vampires' - if they don't discover the salvation of humanity.
Now, he’s gotta find time to keep his grades above water, uncover the mysteries of Hemlock Ridge, and prevent the second-death of his sworn enemy: Regina George.
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Aaron doesn't know by melwrites (madandimpossible)
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
22 Jun 2026
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He’s probably going to hell anyways, so it’s kind of fitting that everything started at church, right?
(based on the song “Scotty doesn’t know” in which Regina/Rodrick enter into a friends-with-benefits relationship behind Aaron's back )
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I just want this feeling to last a little longer by melwrites (madandimpossible)
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
01 May 2026
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Regina wanted to say she didn’t know how she got here.
‘Here’ was Rodrick Heffley’s bedroom with her legs spread open and caged between his on his frumpy queen-sized mattress. His breath shuddered over her flushed cheek, down her pale neck, and stirred the loose blonde strands hugging the curve of her ear.
There was probably a rule against sleeping with your housemate (again), maybe even an addendum on their lease, but Regina didn’t read it and therefore it couldn’t be held against her.
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and i could be your lover boy by melwrites (madandimpossible)
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
08 Apr 2026
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“What?” She snapped, a few degrees short of steam bursting from her ears as she pushed her chunky designer sunglasses over her forehead. “As if. You’d look like a drowned rat.”
Rodrick’s grin widened.
“A sexy rat,” he corrected.
( or: regina & rodrick fall in love over a single summer).
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did you fall for a shooting star? by melwrites (madandimpossible)
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
02 Feb 2026
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Regina smuggles herself aboard a small transport ship, expecting she'll hop off at the next planet, and escape her father's plan to marry her off to some random stranger. It's straightforward. It's clean. It's without complications.
What she finds instead is a roguish, mischievous young man who holds the stars in his palms and offers them to her without a second thought.
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Love Me Not by PikaIsInDespair
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Mean Girls (2004)
17 Aug 2026
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Regina George has been in an on-and-off relationship with Aaron Samuels for the past two years. The day she meets Rodrick Heffley in the rain just so happens to be one of their off streaks.
Rodrick Heffley has been in an on-and-off relationship with Heather Hills for the past year and a half. When he meets Regina George in the rain, it just so happens to be after another one of their “cool off” periods.
Enter one encounter, and suddenly exes, relationships, and hierarchies have just become a lot more complicated.
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Bookmarked by melwrites (madandimpossible)
24 Feb 2026
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ch 19
ahhh cant believe im almost caught up kms -
and twist by brutalizer
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
25 Oct 2025
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"It's not safe for girls to get in the car with strangers, especially this late at night. I've seen Dateline," Regina says, batting her lashes. She can feel her mascara starting to clump and fights the urge to scratch her entire face off. "How do I know you're not going to take me to your creepy torture basement and chain me up?"
(halloween night: regina george needs a ride home, rodrick heffley rolls "most okay joint ever". among other things.)
Bookmarked by melwrites (madandimpossible)
16 Nov 2025
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HALL OF FAME RODRICK/REGINA FIC FR FR
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t.g.i.f. by briellajade
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Mean Girls (2004)
29 Oct 2025
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Rodrick’s eyes catch on the length of her neck. Her necklace glints in the glowing, orange lights of her living room, the diamond-crusted ‘R’ nearly blinding him in the process.
Fucking rich girl.
“Rodrick?” She says, drawing him out of his short stupor.
“Yeah?”
She takes a step forward, until the scent of her perfume gets stuck in his nostrils, and he can see directly down her v-neck, the twin swells of her breasts perfect and full, surrounded by white lace.
It goes directly to his spank bank for safe keeping.
“Kill yourself,” Regina says, without missing a beat, her smile sharp, all straight, white teeth.
Rodrick isn't obsessed with Regina George. He swears.Bookmarked by melwrites (madandimpossible)
16 Nov 2025
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Rodrick/Regina Hall of Fame Fic
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When Frank Langdon walks back into the Pitt on a Fourth of July weekend ten months after he left, he doesn’t tell anyone he’s gotten divorced.
It doesn’t work out for him. Well, until it does.
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Bookmarked by melwrites (madandimpossible)
26 Jun 2025
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i cannot believe they spent like a year pining thsts CRAAZYYYY!! thank god it’s got a happy ending
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“Yes. I’m supposed to leave next week, and she set up a double date for her brother and I.” She looks at Frank, her forehead still wrinkled. Frank wants to smooth those lines away with his thumb. “It would be rude to cancel, wouldn’t it?”
“Yeah,” Frank confirms, and Mel’s shoulders drop. Frank feels the words rising up, and he knows he’s going to say them. Mel’s roommate wants to set her up. Mel needs a convenient excuse to get the roommate off her back. “I could go with you.”
“Oh,” Mel says, very quietly. She studies him from beneath her eyelashes, the frames of her glasses. “That’s very kind of you, Frank. I would be happy to have a friend there.”
“No, uh.” Frank stops, swallows thickly. “I could pretend to be your boyfriend. Get you out of those dates.”
Bookmarked by melwrites (madandimpossible)
27 May 2025
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LETS GO FAKE DATING ALSO THIS IS MY NEW COMFORT FICCCCC