im_always_stressed
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (16)
- SMPEarth (4)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (3)
- Original Work (1)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
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When he peeked over the edge of the walkway, the stronghold stretched down and down into the dark. Ancient torches cast circles of light Techno could cover with his fingers. He reached behind him to find a pebble and dropped it. Had he not been able to hear it hit, or had he just been breathing too loud? Techno reached behind him again.
A foot pressed up against his hand. “Come on.”
Techno looked up. His husband was standing a little ways further down the walkway, bundle of torches resting atop his grey wings and dual shoulder bags bundled with enough supplies that Phil looked vaguely unbalanced. Techno pushed himself back to his feet. He made his tone dry and grown-up. “Do you think you have enough supplies?”
Phil shot him a scornful look, then his grin returned, bigger. “I’m not exploring a fuckin’ stronghold without stuff.” He danced a few steps further along the walkway. “Come on, I wanna see what’s down here!”
OR: Emduo as kids exploring a world together.
For Au-Gust Day 8, Libraries, and Day 4, Pets
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- Part 3 of Tiny Antarctic Empire Adventures
- Part 2 of MCYT Au-Gust 2026
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sometimes, quiet is violent by im_always_stressed for salemoleander (heartbeatsinreverse)
Fandoms: Original Work
25 Dec 2025
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Unit 13 glanced around the room. A battered microwave, a broken ironing board, a single bed with a slippery comforter. Its handlers often made it sleep on the floor. "We can share the bed," it said, unbuttoning its coat. "Do you need to shower?"
Something in Lark's eyes had changed. She tipped her head to the side. "I can. Are you tired, handler?"
OR: Consent so complicatedly dubious it could be a philosophical thought experiment
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The One Where They Play The Pocky Game by im_always_stressed for codesandstuffs
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Jul 2025
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“Okay, so you hold it between your teeth,” Quackity said, around the piece of pocky in his mouth. “And the idea is you take tiny nibbles, movin’ up the stick, until—Holy Fucking Shit, Sapnap, again?” He sat back on his bed, removing the cookie stick from his mouth and waving an exasperated hand at his boyfriend. “Do you put anything in your mouth and immediately fucking bite down?”
Series
- Part 20 of Battleship
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Just To Get A Glimpse Beyond This Illusion by im_always_stressed for nixietricks
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
30 Jul 2025
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Cold autumn wind slipped in through the cracks of this castle, scudding little leaves along the floor as Grian and Scar were marched in chains down the corridor.
It wasn’t like the restraints did much with both of them already admin-locked into adventure mode, but the people on this server did like their little shows of power. Scar held onto Grian’s arm for balance as he walked, concentrating on one foot after another and not tripping over the metal between his feet.
A guard cuffed him on the back of the head. “Hurry up, rogue,” the man said, driving Scar into a stumbling few steps further.
Scar blinked at the guard, words bubbling on the tip of his tongue.
OR: Scar and Grian have ended up the prisoner of a Cubfan who is not very like their Cubfan at all.
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- Part 14 of Battleship
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sometimes it's grey, sometimes it's sunny by im_always_stressed for RavenDarkwood
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
05 Jul 2025
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Phil rounded the corner in time to see a plant-hybrid whose right arm ended just above the elbow use a sword in his other arm to stab a guard through the chest. He was wearing the same gown Phil was wearing, and he had a lot more scars than the last time Phil had seen him.
“Goodbye,” Etoiles said, pulling his sword back and kicking the guard away. “No one will miss you because you are terrible.” He whirled, alert for new threats, and took in the man standing in the doorway, pregnant, bloody, and armed. A broad grin crossed his face. “Philipe Minecraft, the GOAT, you are here too! The bros are together again. You look terrible, what have they been doing to you?”
It looked like there had been five guards by this chamber, and they were all now dead. “Thanks,” Phil said dryly. “Didn’t leave any fun for for me, I see.” He gestured to his swollen belly. “They’ve been eggin’ me. Are the kids here?”
Or: Phil is finally escaping, but these contractions chose a really inconvenient time to appear.
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- Part 10 of Battleship
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Works written for MCYT Au-Gust, a prompt month on tumblr! You can find the total list of prompts here. I won’t be doing every day this month, but I’m going to try to hit a couple prompts!
1) Day 2 - Westerns/Day 9 - Outcasts:
2) Day 8 - Libraries/Day 4 - Pets
3) Day 18 - Powers/Day 28 - Mercy
4) Day 27 - Secret Identities/Day 26 - Meals- Words:
- 1,719
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Techno is a human weapon who escaped, and he stole Phil on the way out. Now they are trying to learn to be people again.
It's a process.
- Words:
- 3,286
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- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Starting out on a new server is hard if you're a lonely kid. But what if you didn't have to be alone any more?
- Words:
- 6,093
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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Battleship by im_always_stressed
Fandom Crossover Fandom, Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
30 Jul 2025
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Shorter works written for Battleship, which a collaborative team game that involves hitting a variety of tags, archive warnings, and categories from a list to help your team.
- Words:
- 12,222
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Look, I was challenged. I'm supposed to be working on a pinch hit, but I'm letting myself do some phil-ships in between sprints.
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- 100
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- 1
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- 3
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Phil tries to fly through a snowstorm. When things go wrong, he can only hope Technoblade gets there in time.
- Language:
- English
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- 2,357
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 3
- Kudos:
- 9
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- 1
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- 56
Bookmarked by im_always_stressed
29 Aug 2026
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But does phil get to keep the toes we need to know
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Here at the barren edges of the end, you could watch. They could watch as the server burned, watch as thousands of miles erupted into an endless inferno. No living thing could escape in time. With the End barred off, it would be impossible for anybody who hadn’t yet left for greener pastures to escape.
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Techno and Phil watch as the world burns. They both know what this means. Which means they will take every last moment that is offered to them.
- Language:
- English
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- 1,201
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Bookmarked by im_always_stressed
29 Aug 2026
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techza watching at the end of the world as it all burns
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The only part of being a hero that Phil actually enjoys is fighting the Blood God. He loves the rush of fighting him. His powers mean that the Blood God can throw him through a building, and Phil can get right back up and do it again.
When the Blood God manages to get him pinned down, Phil learns that maybe the Blood God loves their little bouts just as much as he does.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,681
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by im_always_stressed
29 Aug 2026
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PHIL doesn’t care what his handlers say, he wants to fight the blood god
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Technoblade wanted a normal morning. He wanted peace. He wanted to argue with his chickens in solitude and drink his coffee without existential dread.
Instead, his mate adopted his literal nemesis, his nemesis forgot everything including the part where they're supposed to hate each other, and his internal Voices won't stop yelling about how he's a "lucky motherfucker" with "two omegas."
This is fine. Everything is fine. He's going to go chop wood now.
(Inspired by Tumblr and Pinterest posts. Plus, I had my virtual-daughter begging for Techno/Phil/Q for years now)
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“Surrender,” he demanded.
“If I refuse?” Phil asked, holding his dagger steadily in his hand. Not that it would do any fucking good against the mob that surrounded him.
“Then I’ll chain you up and drag you with me anyway,” The Blood God threatened.
Phil hesitated for a moment. His fist curled around the hilt of his dagger so tightly that it hurt. He eyed the sky, but the stinging of the bolt in his wing had closed that option off to him.
“I surrender,” He declared through gritted teeth.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,661
- Chapters:
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- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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Bookmarked by im_always_stressed
14 Aug 2026
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really delightful war prize where phil goes from bitey to like ravish me immediately????????