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  1. Public Bookmark 82

    Really Good Pants by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    29 Oct 2020

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    In which Merlin acquires a pair of really nice pants that make Arthur want to do bad things to him. Unfortunately everyone else wants to do bad things to him as well. This displeases Arthur.

    "Um, Arthur?"
    "Hmm?" Arthur snaps his eyes back up to Merlin’s face. 
    "Why were you staring at my arse?"
    Arthur sputters. "I wasn't!"

    This is a crack fic, y'all, you've been warned.

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    25 Aug 2026

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    Twitch Your Whiskers and Pull My Tail by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    06 Oct 2017

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    This is the story of Arthur, a vet who has recently moved to Ealdor to get a new lease on life, and Merlin, the local animal lover who becomes Arthur's favourite client.

    Warning - This story includes a drunk bunny, sad little guinea pig, ninja kitties and an evil chicken. Symptoms may include blushes, fluffy tails and twitching eyebrows.

    This is also the story of Arthur and his love for his mother, as he tries to find his place in the world and someone to love him as he is.

    But mostly, it's about the eyebrow twitching. Just ask Arthur.

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    The Once and Future Crime Lord by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    01 Sep 2023

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    Arthur Pendragon leads one of the most successful organized crime syndicates in London. For years he and his Knights have been virtually untouchable...until DS Merlin Emrys is put on the case. What begins as a simple con to track the Detective's progress quickly spins out of control as Arthur falls head over heels. But just how long can this legendary crime lord maintain the ruse? And what happens when his worst enemies come after the man he loves?

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    10 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 51

    Camelot Come Dancing by for lordvoldemortsnipple

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    30 May 2021

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    Merlin wondered what had possessed him. There was no way he could go on Camelot Come Dancing. He was certain to fall over his feet, make a fool of himself on live TV, and become the first person to be voted off. Yet if he could have the undeniably handsome dance god Arthur Pendragon as his partner then perhaps it wouldn't be so bad...

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    The Ferret Files by

    Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

    11 Jan 2026

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    RIGHT OKAY IVE GOT IT SORTED OUT NOW

    The Ferret Files:

    Complete – Book 1 – U.A.: Under Adult Supervision (Mostly) (prequel to Midoriya Izuku: Ferret level threat)
    Complete - Book 2 – Midoriya Izuku: Ferret level threat – Main Story
    Complete - Book 3 – “If I Touch Him, I’ll Break Something. If I Don’t, I’ll Break Anyway."
    Complete - Book 4 – You Can’t Just Erase Social Interaction
    Complete - Book 5 – “Mineta Minoru – A Comprehensive Report on Why We’re So Done With This Dude”
    Complete - Book 6 – “He Called Me What??"
    Complete - Book 7 – “Someone Needs to Put That Ferret in a Cage”
    Complete - Book 8 – “What Happens When You Give the Ferret a PowerPoint”
    Complete – Book 9 – Movie Night (aka Emotional Damage in Dolby Surround)
    Incomplete – Book 10 – “Legally a Terror, Emotionally Four Years Old”
    Incomplete – Book 11 – One (Un)Holy Sunday
    Incomplete – Book 12 – Some Things Don’t Revert

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