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Ever since he was young, Narnia thrived on chaos. He took after his uncle that way, always causing trouble, especially at demon border patrol with his two best friends Henri and Fen. So when he found out that his little brother's most troublesome student was a human of all things and would be attending the Devilculum, he knew he had to use that information to rile his brother up.
Dressed as Fen so as to avoid suspicion from the Babyls teachers while Henri was dressed as him, he snuck up behind Iruma with a grin.
“Hello little human.”
Watching as the little blue boy tensed at his words, he resisted the urge to let out a maniacal laugh, “now now… why so tense?” He teased, pulling the boy into his side as they spoke on the side of the dance floor.
“Who are you?” Iruma asked softly, eyes roaming the room searching for a friendly face, “what do you want?”
“I am Fen-Chan,” Narnia said, watching the boy's eyes, “and I want chaos.”
Humming, Iruma keeps his gaze out on the floor, “that’s funny you know.”
“What’s funny?” Narnia questioned relaxing his grip on the human.
“You look like Kalego… and I know the man supposedly running around as his brother is Henri so, who are you really?”
Shocked, Narnia released the boy as he stared at him in awe, “how did you-?”
“Also, you have that same ozone smell as sensei, so my guess is you’re Narnia and you want to tell Kalego I’m a human to irritate him.”
Watching as Iruma turns to face him, he remains silent as Iruma continues, “Go ahead, If Sensei hasn’t figured it out- I’m excited to watch him beat your ass for harassing me. Have fun!”
Staring after the human as he left to join his grandfather, he tensed when he heard his brother speak behind him, “hello aniki.”
“Ah, I’m assuming you heard that…” narnia sweat dripped feeling the static pulsing from Kalego.
Chuckling darkly, Kalego moved to whisper in Narnia's ear, “I’ve always known he was human… but what I didn’t know was that you were going to try to use him to get to me.”
Gulping, Narnia scans the room for Henri as Kalego continues, “Iruma may not be a demon, but he's the best of us… next time you speak to him, it better be an apology.”
Watching Narnia bolt from the room, Iruma walks up beside Kalego.
“Thanks sensei.”
Humming in acknowledgement, Kalego stepped off to the side towards the back of the ballroom while Iruma was swarmed by his friends and the incident forgotten as the night went on.
Sukima:
Back at demon Border Patrol HQ
Narnia: how did he know?!
Henri: Narnia, you put this whole operation at risk being an idiot!
Narnia: ok, but how did he know?!
Henri: *sigh* care to be more specific about who?
Narnia: Iruma! How did he know I wasn’t Fen?
Henri: *recalling all the times he's yelled and glared at Iruma for misunderstandings surrounding his daughter*
Henri: …
Henri: no idea, just stop risking missions for chaos.