Fatale (femme)
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Hockey, he can predict, he can prepare for. Nothing could have prepared him for the uncontrolled chaos, the aching fear, the unhinged joy of loving another person. That doesn’t mean Shane can’t try, though.
He opens an Excel spreadsheet and types: How to Make Ilya Rozanov Obsessed With Me (Sexually and Emotionally).
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If there was one thing Shane was envious of about Ilya, it was how completely he lived in his own body. What he wore. What he ate. The way he existed in the world without apology. Shane sometimes felt like apologizing just for breathing. Ilya didn’t seem to see him that way at all, and it flattered and scared Shane in a way he couldn’t quite hold the shape of in his hands.
Ilya seemed to notice him watching. “See something you like?” His hand shifted on the towel.
“You know I do,” Shane said, a little severely. Ilya knew he was beautiful; he hardly needed Shane’s confirmation.
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OR Shane and Ilya try some new things while shakily navigating old obstacles.
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“Darling,” Magnus began, wincing painfully, “I don’t think anything is supposed to be that shade of green.” He rubbed Alec’s tense shoulders as he heard a defeated sigh. “How did green end up on the ceiling, my lovely?” he asked, squinting up at the bright green splatter.
“Some bad things may have happened,” Alec allowed, sounding precipitously close to peevish.
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“Do you ever fuck men?”
Jaskier had gotten used to Geralt’s bluntness over the years, but this was kind of a lot, even for him. Unfortunately, he had been in the middle of taking a long drag of his particularly bitter brew and managed to spray it all over the table.
Eyes watering, he managed to meet Geralt’s spectacularly unimpressed gaze. “Pardon?”
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Jaskier gets infected by a sex demon, kind of. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
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“Uh, come here often?” Alec managed.
“To the elevator?” the man asked, eyebrows climbing upwards. The doors slid closed behind him, and they continued their painful ascent towards Alec’s floor. He seemed to notice that he was heading upwards and he cursed softly.
Alec didn’t blame him. He wouldn’t want to spend any more time in an elevator with himself if he didn’t have to, either.
“Yeah, no. I’m sorry,” Alec said, slumping forward over the handle of his mailcart. Ridiculous. The most beautiful man he’d ever seen and Alec insinuated that he regularly spent time hanging out in elevators.
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a soulmate au
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Flash Bang #1 - Bingo (Team Green) by 500_Shades_Of_Taupe (A_Taupe_Fox), A_Taupe_Fox, Demonic_activity, Fatale (femme), la_muerta, lovingyouiscomplicated, see_addy_write, stumbledhere
Fandom Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
21 Oct 2018
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the courtship of ilya rozanov by cherrylilies (cherrydialectic)
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Apr 2026
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After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.
Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.
Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.
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18 May 2026
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Following a forced and early retirement from the NHL, Shane Hollander finds himself spending his days working at the local Omega Shelter where he can still make a difference with his life.
One evening in early autumn, a bloody and bruised Ilya Rozanov walks into his arms and changes the projection of his life forever.
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10 May 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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07 May 2026
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Me Porto Bonito by hollano_ov
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 Apr 2026
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Upcoming actor and well-known playboy Ilya Rozanov is good at getting what he wants.
That is, until he wants hockey's golden boy Shane Hollander.
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07 May 2026
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36 Questions That Lead to Love by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
26 Apr 2026
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Shane: So, what is this we’re doing again?
Harris: It’s called 36 Questions That Lead to Love. They’re questions that a psychologist developed back in the nineties that are supposed to help couples move past the awkward stage and get more personal. It’ll be fun!
Shane: You always say that it’ll be fun, and I don’t think it ever ends up being much fun.
Ilya: I always have fun. I do not know what your problem is.
[Harris lets out his signature booming laugh, and Ilya grins widely.]
Harris: You maybe have a little too much fun.
Ilya: There is no such thing.
Shane: But what’s the point of the questions if we’re already in love? Like, we’re married. You were there when it happened.
Harris: Yes, but they can help you deepen your connection, and it makes for good content. People love your love.
Ilya: I think we had a pretty deep connection last night, am I right?
[Ilya holds his hand up for a high-five from Shane, but Shane only glares, and Harris looks slightly horrified. Ilya looks back expectantly, but when Shane doesn’t move, Ilya high-fives himself. With the sound of the clap, the screen goes black.]
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07 May 2026