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seven ways to accidentally woo a witch: a subpar guide by jeong yunho by confused_gremlin
Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)
02 Jan 2026
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"Are you Jeong Yunho?" Yunho hums in wary affirmation before the witch continues. "My master gave me this note for you."Yunho takes the note with a grimace, already dreading what’s inside.
Esteemed Lord Jeong, witch of darkness, murderer of the prince: I humbly ask that you take my apprentice, Choi Jongho, under your wing. My tutelage is nothing in comparison to the dark arts you can surely offer him. He is promising and will not be a burden to you. (Also, I’m old and would like to retire.)
Yunho stares up at the sky, begging for release from this endless torture of stupid assumptions made by idiots.
"Okay. Three things: One, I didn't murder the prince, though Mingi might if Wooyoung keeps nagging him about his knitting. Two, I’m not evil. I don’t practice any ‘dark arts’ outside of curse-breaking and cooking. Three, if you were looking forward to having an evil mastermind teach you how to take over the world, I’m sorry to disappoint, but you’ll have to find someone else."
***Or, six times random people yeet themselves into Yunho's lonely and cursed life, and one time he invites someone into his (now less lonely but equally cursed) life.
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intertwined, you and I (every timeline, every possibility) by arcannotdothis (confused_gremlin)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
09 Mar 2025
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Viktor: Jayce
Jayce: ...yeah?
Viktor: Jayce, you’re a goddamn genius
In which Caitlyn accidentally plays matchmaker for her (fake) brother and her girlfriend's sister's mentor. Like you do.
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Bam discovers something called the Tanabata Festival, and decides he wants to go with his friends.
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- Part 2 of ToG Week 2020
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Beneath the Starry Skies by arcannotdothis (confused_gremlin)
Fandoms: 신의 탑 | Tower of God
28 May 2020
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“What’s up?”
“I’m just... wondering what’s so great about real stars.”Series
- Part 1 of ToG Week 2020
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loved and lost and loved again by yesitsalsoagun
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 May 2022
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Diluc is acting strangely.
Kaeya, being the dutiful younger brother he is, is going to pester him until he finds out what's wrong.
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Kaeya Alberich has, for just over three weeks now, been affected by some mysterious ailment, which has left him longing to be touched. By one person in particular.
The person in question is, of course, Diluc Ragnvindr. His brother. -
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NOVEMBER 6TH, 1986
In the three years since Will Byers went missing, the town of Hawkins has been under constant threat of the creatures from the Upside Down. But now, eight months after Vecna has ruptured a giant rift through the town of Hawkins, that threat is about to reemerge. Unaware of Vecna's true plans and trapped under a military quarantine, our heroes will not only be forced to face the greatest evil from the Upside Down, but also overcome impossible odds, in order to save the world, and each other, one last time.
Written in a SCREENPLAY format, this fic operates as a diverging conclusion for the final season of Stranger Things.
EDIT 8/1: Chapter 5 still in progress!
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The Internet Is Not Just For Porn by cyerus
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
27 Dec 2011
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John is Sherlock's internet boyfriend - from CANADA.
No one thinks he's real.
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"You've written love letters," Sherlock asserted.
(Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean, Russian, Polish, Japanese, Slovak, and Hebrew translations available.)