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The further adventures of general manager Patrick Kane.
Timestamps which take place in the same 'verse as take the plan, spin it sideways.
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- Part 2 of the gm patrick kane verse
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looking for words (that were so well rehearsed) by clayisforgirls
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 May 2020
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“I was wondering, if you’re still amenable to the idea, if you, er, how did you phrase it? If you wanted to ‘hunker down’ in the shop. With me.”
Crowley mouths the word amenable to himself, wondering not for the first time why he’s in love with a nineteenth century dictionary.
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so glad u made the right choice. Im proud of u, peeks. :)
I didn’t do anything that any other GM wouldn’t have done
we both know that’s not true
In 2032, Patrick drafts the first openly gay player into the NHL.
If only he could come out himself.
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- Part 1 of the gm patrick kane verse
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A collection of timestamps which take place in the same 'verse as all this feels strange and untrue.
Last update: March 16, 2018
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- Part 2 of open your eyes
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There’s still been a near endless stream of drinks and dinners with his now-former teammates, and there’s definitely been evenings where it’s been easy to slip back into his captain role.
But thanks to a shoulder that wouldn’t heal, he’d hung up his skates at the end of last season. And ever since then, there’s been a hockey shaped hole in his life he hasn’t quite known how to fill.
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Patrick Kane becomes GM, drafts a gay rookie, and comes out. Exactly in that order.
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Patrick loses his memory, Jonny acts weird about him. And other things that happen in this 'verse.
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Late night meetings at Wimbledon between Andy and Roger.
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Andy and Novak take comfort in each other after the World Tour Finals in 2010.
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A bet between Andy and Marat has a surprising ending.
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i want you more than any stupid song could ever say by wastingmytimedreaming
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
25 Sep 2026
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'I was listening to one of your playlists, actually,' Eddie admits.
'I'm flattered,' Buck says, because he is. Eddie normally judges his taste in music, which mostly consists of early-2010s boy bands and sugary pop music with surprisingly deep lyrics that always seem to accurately convey his own big emotions. It's usually the subject of ridicule, not the kind of melancholic appreciation Eddie's showing for it now.
'Yeah, it had a really weird name? Just a bunch of random letters. It's why I clicked.'
Buck's brain runs into a glass door he didn't realize was there. His grave is dug, though, no way for him to point out anymore that the playlist was supposed to be private without raising suspicion.
'Oh, yeah,' Buck says, scrambling for an explanation, 'Uh, ran out of inspiration. There's only so many names you can use for playlists, right?'
OR: Buck is hopelessly in love with his straight best friend, makes a playlist that Eddie wasn't supposed to find, and uses a lot of stupid songs to convey his feelings
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26 Sep 2026
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“I’m just saying!” defends Buck, holding his palms out in surrender. “It’s not like I’ve had a lot of time to clear the pipes with everything going on. I can’t imagine you’re getting more time than I am to… enjoy yourself.”
“Enjoy myself.”
“Yeah.” Buck swallows, thinking about how flushed and pretty Eddie would look in the aftermath of enjoying himself. “You deserve to enjoy yourself. To feel good. Chase the, um, the juice?”
“You think the juice is jerking off.”
“It’s a metaphor,” Buck sighs, nose scrunching. “I’m using your metaphor. I’m meeting you where you’re at. I’m—”
“Trying to get me to go into the other room and whip my dick out?”
“Yeah. Or—”
Buck swears he hears Eddie’s breath catch. He finds Buck’s gaze again, looking a little like he’s been caught with his fingers dipping into the metaphorical jerking off with your bro cookie jar, voice tentative as he prompts, “...Or?”
Or: Eddie’s iPad, and its many indiscretions.
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- Part 25 of ejo + 9-1-1
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25 Sep 2026
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“Can you pass the salt?” Buck asks him in a perfectly civil tone at lunch.
“No,” Eddie says hotly. “You’re not in love with me. Go find your own salt.”
Buck startles so hard his knee jerks up, bumping into the table with a loud thud. Chimney gasps and Hen drops her fork, and Ravi’s staring at the two of them wide–eyed, pasta half shovelled into his mouth.
“I—” Buck says, cheeks pink.“Eddie, pass the fucking salt.”
“Nope,” Eddie says, quite calmly considering the absolute chaos going on inside his head.“Shan’t.”
Buck swears colorfully, scrubbing his palms on his face. “Eddie. Come on, man. Don’t make this more mortifying than it already is.”
“Make what mortifying?” Eddie asks, sipping water. “The fact that you’re not in love with me, or the fact that you’ve been telling all of LA that?”
Buck’s face flames red. “Eddie,” he hisses, scandalised. “Keep your voice down!”
“You certainly weren’t,” Eddie says, sniffing. He twirls the pasta on his fork, staring down at it.
or, buck HOWLS that he is not in love with eddie, and there's a love confession somewhere in there.
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25 Sep 2026
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Eddie climbs onto the bed. They sit side by side, legs extended, two letter L’s protruding off the page. Instead of pressing play like Eddie is expecting, Buck laughs.
“What?” Eddie asks, an instinctive smile caressing his lips.
Buck grips his jaw, thumb brushing over his teeth before he bites at the broad nail, stifling. “Just—did you ever see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?”
Eddie nods. “Gene Wilder.”
“That’s the one,” Buck chuckles around his thumb, then lets it slide free. “You know the grandparents?”
Then Eddie’s laughing too. “Jesus,” he says on an exhale.
“I’m just saying,” says Buck, still giggling. “I’ve seen our future, and it’s bright.”
Or: God created the world in seven days. It only takes Eddie six to surreptitiously move into Buck’s house.
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Bookmarked by clayisforgirls
13 Sep 2026
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“Hey Theo. What’re you guys up to?” Chris asks.
“We’re making Buck pretty!”
Buck grabs his chest, wounded. “Ouch, kiddo. Way to hurt my feelings.”
“I don’t know, he might be on to something.” Chris teases making Buck turn to Eddie in mock horror.
“Eddie, please tell them I was already pretty.”
Eddie just grins and instead of answering, turns to his son and offers up a pen. “Do you want to join us? I’m sure Buck could use some colour on his face too.”
OR The tattoo colouring fic no one asked for.
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13 Sep 2026