cadenzamuse
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The Bad Kids: A Fantasy High Fanmix by cadenzamuse for dryadfiona
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Dimension 20 Fantasy High
03 Nov 2025
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Here we are, no one else
We walk to school all by ourselves
There's dirt on our uniforms
From chasing all the ants and worms
We clean up and now it's time to learn(The White Stripes - "We're Going to be Friends")
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societies and gentlemen: rime of the frostjulius [Podfic] by beautifulduckweed, cadenzamuse, HowOldAreWe, jennisaisquoi, Marquise, peachpod (Vamppeach), PerfectlySteadfast, shakkansandshotguns, sunlightsymphony
Fandoms: Society of Gentlemen - K. J. Charles, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
03 Mar 2025
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Oh great, they’re making Harry play support. He’s played enough League of Legends in his misspent youth to know what that means.
Podfic of societies and gentlemen: rime of the frostjulius by toadheart.
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“You’re not seriously going to walk the whole length of the realm,” Ballister says. The breach in the wall is still visible every time he looks back, spilling moonlight into the city and lighting their path eastward.
“I just want to see...everything, I guess. For myself,” Ambrosius replies.
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Ethan Discovers Theater by cadenzamuse for LJ_McKay
Fandoms: The View from Saturday - E. L. Konigsburg
24 Dec 2022
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What it says on the tin. :)
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Soliloquy by cadenzamuse for LJ_McKay
Fandoms: The View from Saturday - E. L. Konigsburg
22 Dec 2022
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"It started with Nadia Diamondstein."
Ethan tells the story of how he and Julian got together.
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The Mixtapes by cadenzamuse
Fandom Check Please! (Webcomic), Roswell New Mexico (TV 2019), The Magicians (TV)
27 Dec 2021
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He himself would agrue that it’s his self-discipline, but the best parts of Shane will always be the hard parts, the rough bits, the hockey player parts. It will always be the warm, slightly damp skin in the crook of his elbow, the bicep that Ilya’s cheek cuts into. It will always be his grip strength and the fidelity of his wrist. It will always be his red face when he yells at the ref. No one sees that, or they don’t believe it when they do, and it baffles Ilya to this day. He wants the world to notice, and he wants to feel it upon himself. But Ilya’s already succeeded in getting Shane to fight him on the ice, so he guesses what he really wants is to be spanked.
Or: Ilya Rozanov learns to ask nicely.
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- Part 2 of euro-step
Bookmarked by cadenzamuse
12 Oct 2026
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At some point their relationship got fucked up enough that Ilya helps wax Shane’s pubes when they’re in town together, instead of doing normal couple things like watching Iron Chef or having brunch. Ilya thinks it started happening around, after the time he had to beg Shane not to bleach his asshole but before they both started peeing while taking showers together. “I just want a clean slate,” he tells Ilya very seriously, but they come to a compromise that he should keep something short and trimmed above his dick. Ilya, on the other hand, is under strict instruction to never touch any of his pubic hair, lest Shane have nothing to hold on to when he’s working the head with the back of his throat, so it’s kind of a shock when he says, “We should wax your ass too.”
Or: Ilya Rozanov gets fisted.
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- Part 1 of euro-step
Bookmarked by cadenzamuse
10 Oct 2026
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god, i loved you so by rilla
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Sep 2026
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'Boy meets boy, boy falls in love with boy, boy falls out of love with boy, boy files for divorce, boy discovers rare and shocking pregnancy, boy gives birth two weeks after divorce is finalised, boy makes colour-coded custody schedule spreadsheet.'
Not all love stories have happy endings.
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Bookmarked by cadenzamuse
30 Sep 2026
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The worst thing about being a traffic cop on Staten Island, other than the “traffic” and “Staten Island” parts, was that sometimes Shane was afraid he wasn’t even any good at it.
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Bookmarked by cadenzamuse
27 Sep 2026
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Summer, 2022: Ilya and Shane go to a baseball game. Ilya and Shane go to brunch. Ilya and Shane go to a wedding.
Bookmarked by cadenzamuse
25 Sep 2026