belmanoir
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- due South (88)
- Kyle XY (25)
- Thor (Movies) (18)
- World Wrestling Entertainment (18)
- The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (18)
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Every Bodie’s A Critic by belmanoir for gwyneth rhys (gwyneth)
Fandoms: The Professionals (TV 1977)
28 Jul 2023
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Doyle and Bodie are undercover as a prep cook and a restaurant critic.
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If Commander Vimes were to fall suddenly ill, Vetinari reflected, the whole Watch would take it in shifts to sit by his bedside. Lady Sybil would vigil day and night. Vetinari would have to send the smallest spy on his payroll, just to squeeze into the room.
When Vetinari had been ill, who had come? Only Vimes.
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The team goes to the farmers’ market.
Mae crossed her arms. “Three coppers for a bushel, and you throw in the bushel. I’ve seen better-looking apples in the cider presses of Hell.”
Sprig leaned in to whisper in my ear, “Is that supposed to be bad? I bet Hell makes a mean cider.”
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That’s all right, I’m a bit of a wolf myself by belmanoir
Fandoms: The Professionals (TV 1977)
06 Jul 2021
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A suspect bites Doyle. During the next full moon, Bodie gets a phone call.
“Something’s happening.” Doyle’s voice sounds—scared? “I’m not entirely sure what it is but I’ve got a very bad feeling. If, um, you find something hairy in my flat when you get here—don’t kill it unless you really have to, alright?”
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Why wait any longer for the world to begin by belmanoir for gwyneth rhys (gwyneth)
Fandoms: The Professionals (TV 1977)
30 Jun 2021
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Bodie and Doyle’s rises have come through, finally! There was champagne at movie night to celebrate, so instead of driving home, they put up at the Cock Inn.
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- Part 2 of If not for you, my sky would fall
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Flying from the blast by belmanoir
Fandom Captain America (2011), Kyle XY, The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011)
06 Sep 2012
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Thor and Loki go on the run together post-Avengers, road-trip across Australia, and get family therapy. Then Loki is captured by S.H.I.E.L.D., and the Avengers assemble.
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HorneWatchingWatching by mr-finch (soubriquet)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
13 Aug 2025
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The one rule Greg has about Alex (of which there are many smaller rules, each one of them nestled into the last) is that he cannot think about him.
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13 Aug 2025
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"I'm, er. Making a romantic and or sexual overture," Alex says.
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11 Jul 2025
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It was just some throwaway bit. Just that good old, patented mockery Greg delivers as easily as breathing. Besides, it won’t ever make it to air.
Based off the S19 outtake where Stevie Martin strips Alex.
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02 Jun 2025
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Cock Warming with a Side of Fluff by thislesbianwritessometimes
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
20 May 2025
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Alex had felt a little too stressed during the day, so now he was kneeling in front of Greg, his face pressed against Greg's belly, and the other man's half hard cock in his mouth, and - like a miracle cure - all he feels now is bliss at feeling full. No better way to spend the evening than with your lover's cock in your mouth and his soft belly pressed against your face.
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24 May 2025
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Greg has been positively gleeful during the recent studio recordings and it hasn’t gone unnoticed by Alex. Concerned and confused, He is determined to get to the bottom of his friend’s sudden change in mood. When Greg explains his birthday revelation, Alex is inspired to help.
But how do you convince your fifty-six year old friend and co-host of over ten years to date you when you’re a forty-six year old married man? Alex is nothing if not resourceful.
Bookmarked by belmanoir
09 May 2025