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It wasn’t the weirdest day Bob had had. Okay, so it definitely wasn’t normal, but neither was the time Felix had tied him and Mr Fischoeder up and left them to die. Neither was the time where they had all nearly been killed by a giant animatronic shark. Or the time he’d been kidnapped and held hostage on a cruise ship. Or the time they’d stolen some guy’s mannequin wife from a sex shop. Or the time -
Point was, zombies weren’t really out of the question, as far as Bob was concerned. Mustard-hating zombies were certainly more unusual than what he’d heard of before, but not the most unusual. All in all, it wasn’t a terrible day for Bob.
Of course, they were stuck at Wagstaff with Mr Frond and Tammy, and there was an active zombie apocalypse, but Bob was sure that the situation could be worse.
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Inspired by S14E09 "Fraud of the Dead: Zombie-docu-pocalypse".
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Festering by audreyoctopus
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
26 Sep 2026
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She didn’t care much what happened to her. She knew that this was a possibility when she agreed to make Katniss the priority. Hell, she had known from the start that no one would put too much effort into rescuing her.
But as the water thrummed alive with electricity around her, Johanna wished to the dryads that they had.
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Johanna's experiences in the Capitol post Catching Fire.
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- Part 5 of Crocodile Tears
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Vanilla and Tobacco by audreyoctopus
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
07 Jul 2026
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She hadn’t said yes. But she hadn’t said no either. The lines were was blurry as Sarahfina’s face had been, and Johanna wasn’t sure if she had wanted it or not.
The water was scalding when she finally forced herself under it.
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- Part 4 of Crocodile Tears
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Zombification by audreyoctopus
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
06 Jul 2026
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“Are there any volunteers?” Pomponia asked, the boredom in her voice obvious. She knew, from her years of being the escort for District Six, that there wouldn’t be.
She was wrong.
Her mind made up, Iris stepped out of her section. The girls around her watched her warily, eying the cuffs. Iris took a deep breath, before thrusting her hands in the air, stretching them over her head. The cuffs protested the movement, but she ignored the pain, held herself tall and proud. “I volunteer as tribute.”
She wasn’t going to let anyone but herself choose her fate.
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She was more than just a Morphling, once.
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“Are you drunk?”
“What, because I said I’d kiss you?”
“Yes.”
“No, I’m not drunk. I’m tipsy, but I’m not a complete lightweight. And I would, you know.”
“Would what?”
“Kiss you,” Helen said. She put her drink down and stared across at Roz from across the table, her dark eyes serious and sparkling in the dim light.
Roz felt her heart skip a beat. “Go on then,” she said, before she lost her nerve.
“What?”
“Kiss me.”
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Helen and Roz go to the movies.
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- Part 3 of Risk
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Crocodile Tears by audreyoctopus
Fandom Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
26 Sep 2026
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Some Helen/Roz fics.
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A young Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin House alongside the King's nephew, Draco Malfoy.
There's Gods, Duels, Mermaids, Excalibur, Dragons, and a stupidly clever Hermione.
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30 Sep 2026
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For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
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04 Sep 2026
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The War is over. At least that’s what everybody keeps saying. But the Reformation has begun, and the work is just beginning. After so much loss— so much pain— how does one pick up the pieces of the Wizarding World and rebuild the Ministry into one that is stronger than it has ever been? The election is approaching, desperate Death Eater attacks continue, and through it all, who can be trusted? Does he even want to be a part of it all?
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04 Sep 2026
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Edward's First Christmas by shiawasena_neko for IchabodCranesLeftFoot (AlabamaAragorn)
Fandoms: Edward Scissorhands (1990)
25 Dec 2020
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It's Edward's first Christmas with the Boggs, and he's heard stories about Santa, but isn't sure if he's real.
Fix-it for the movie, the Boggs don't have their party and the neighbors don't chase Edward away.
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22 Aug 2026
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Harry Potter and portkeying your problems away by WigglySlime
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2024
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Harry experiences Portkey travel for the first time and decides 'hey it would be neat to know how to do that'.
The Triwizard Tournament and the Dark Lord had no idea what hit them.
Hint: It was a Portkey.
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter One-Shots
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13 Aug 2026