Whumpismymiddlename
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Harvey finds a child in his office with his associate no where in sight.
A Deaged Mike Ross Story
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- Part 1 of The Many Lives of Mike Ross
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The Youngest Agent (That someday, these will be the good old days) by Whumpismymiddlename
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
04 Apr 2026
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Reid was the youngest Agent to Ever be assigned to the BAU.
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- Part 8 of The Multiverse Of Spencer Reid
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SWAT & the CIA (Darling, so it goes Some things are meant to be) by Whumpismymiddlename
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
19 Feb 2026
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Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid were on different teams.
And they're married.
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- Part 7 of The Multiverse Of Spencer Reid
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Teenager Buck AU
Bobby and Athena take a teenage Buck under into their care.
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The Foster kid (You can count on me like one, two, three) by Whumpismymiddlename
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
09 Feb 2026
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What if?
The one where Aaron Hotchner fosters a child from the government’s education grant program named Spencer Reid.
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- Part 6 of The Multiverse Of Spencer Reid
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The Multiverse of Spencer Reid
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Ezzie's Criminal Minds crack fics by Ezzie_334567, Whumpismymiddlename
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV)
09 May 2025
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Reid centric stories based on incorrect quotes and drabbles- found on tumblr and pinterest
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You're my Dad by Whumpismymiddlename
Fandom 9-1-1 (TV), Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Criminal Minds (US TV), Suits (US TV 2011), The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton
16 Oct 2025
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A series of stand alone chapters each featuring our favourite dad figures.
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When Reid's boyfriend attacks him, leaving him broken and bleeding, he calls the first person he thinks of for help.
He calls the only person he really wants to see.
He calls Hotch.
**********The non-con isn't graphic and happens mainly off screen; however, the violence that takes place beforehand is very detailed. Please read with caution.**********
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- Part 1 of One Call Away
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Bookmarked by Whumpismymiddlename
02 Sep 2025
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Stories about Spencer Reid and ticket progressively more insane and Reid’s a bit of a menace to the society
Bookmarked by Whumpismymiddlename
25 Mar 2025