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You will see light in this darkness, You will make some sense of this by jokolibroccoli
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
20 Oct 2026
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“JoJo?!”
Three heads turned his direction from where his companions were seated around the table.
Kakyoin gave them a quick, irritated glance and shook his head as he regained control over his voice.
“JoJo, how on earth are you calling me right now, I can see you from across the room,” he whispered, locking eyes with his friend who ever so slightly tilted his head at him in confusion. It wasn’t like him to pull a stupid prank like this, especially not at this time.Unless… he did fail to identify the voice at first. A realization hit him.
“Where – when – are you calling from?”
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It's 1999. Joseph Joestar has come down with a mysterious illness, rendering Hermit Purple out of control and its master comatose. Then Josuke and Okuyasu disappear without a trace...
It's 1988. The Stardust Crusaders have just set foot in Egypt. Desperate for a night of rest, Jotaro and Kakyoin have a puzzling encounter with their hotel room TV.
It's 1939. In the midst of preparing for their oncoming battle against Wamuu, Joseph and Caesar become unexpectedly acquainted with four strange Japanese teenagers with extraordinary abilities...
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- Part 1 of The Big JoBro Curse Fix-It AU
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16 Oct 2026
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Stars Aligned by pixylpaws
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Aug 2026
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In November of 2011, suspect Jolyne Cujoh was taken into local custody under the charge of vehicular homicide.
Eight days later, her bail was paid off in accordance with an unexplained request from the esteemed Speedwagon Foundation, accompanied by a man claiming to work under her great-great-granduncle— he who allegedly funded her escape.
With little other choice, Jolyne decides to play along, and see where the wind (or, in her case, the rich Italian driving the car she sat in) takes her. Can't be worse than where she started, right?—☆
Or, mafia Don Giorno Giovanna helps to bail his great-great-grandniece out of jail, jump said bail, and keep her put in accordance to one Jotaro Kujo's wishes. Josuke Higashikata, much to his own dismay, is there too.Updates biweekly!
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13 Oct 2026
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Jojo's bizzare scientology speedrun by MeatlessHam
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 Sep 2026
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After a stealthy (it truly wasn't, and he was caught immediately) mission to steal money from Rohan, Josuke has the realization that he could use his skills and stand abilities to better use. But in his mission to defeat Tom Cruise and uncover the truth behind Scientology (is it stand users, or something more sinister?) he slowly comes to terms with the fact that he might be gay and in love with his best friend.
Or: a Scientology Speedrun as the worst plot for a poorly written yaoi fic
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10 Oct 2026
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“The best miracles are imperceptible to the world.” – Unknown author
April 1894
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06 Oct 2026
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When Bumblebee is injured on a scouting mission and subsequently captured by the Decepticons, he's not really sure what to expect.
The nonsense that followed? Never even a contender on the list.
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04 Oct 2026