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[Podfic] Here at the End of All Things by Themoabird
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
30 Jan 2025
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After destroying the same world he always dreamed of saving, Viktor must live out decades of solitude.
Podfic length: 1 hour 38 minutes
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[Podfic] A compass and a weapon by Themoabird
Fandoms: Band of Brothers (TV 2001), The Pacific (TV)
10 Nov 2024
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It's a three-day mission. Simple, straightforward, over in 52 hours or less, and then Nix will be back, in camp, safe and sound, with a man who's refusing to admit is in love with him, and 100-odd paratroopers, most of whom are placing bets on the outcome of this little melodrama. It should have been nothing. Should have been simple, straightforward, over in 52 hours or less. That's not what happens.
Podfic length: 4 hours and 33 minutes
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[Podfic] when our truth is burned from history by Themoabird
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
06 Jun 2024
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"'You are so good at protecting others, my dear, that you often forget to look after yourself.' Kenobi hesitates, then briefly, briefly enough that Cody thinks he has imagined it, squeezes Cody’s shoulder. 'I am not keen to leave you in the ice.'"
Or: When a mission to a snow-and-ice-covered planet goes wrong, Cody and Obi-Wan are forced to flee across treacherous terrain with only each other for warmth. Along the way, they confront all the things they have been avoiding -- including their feelings.
Podfic length: 3 hours and 22 minutes
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[Podfic] they're neutral by Themoabird
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 May 2024
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They buy the 200 fucking pound fountain. It is infuriatingly cheap, and unspeakably difficult to maneuver into any space without removing paint from said space. Rex has to come out and help them hoist it into the garage and several hours pass around the kitchen table, drinking scalding hot mint tea and plotting. Plotting. Plotting.
They’re going to have to bolt the thing down somehow or else people are going to just steal it right from the center of the roundabout. Cody has about twenty bags of unused cement in his garage and some bolts big enough to get through it if need be.
He looks at Wolffe. Wolffe looks at Rex.
(Retired Commander Cody moves into a new neighborhood and becomes furious at the way a nearby roundabout is treated as a dumpsite. He installs a giant Jedi Crest fountain dead in the center of it and accidentally creates a safe place for the diasporic Jedi community to worship.)
Podfic lenght: 1 hour and 10 minutes
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[Podfic] frozen with joy right where i stand by Themoabird
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Sep 2022
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It’s 2004, Boy with a Bat has gone double platinum, and Eddie and Steve go to the Grammy’s. (a most remarkable thing timestamp)
Podfic length: 29 minutes
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Podfic version of the most remarkable thing, and other b-sides and rarities by Themoabird
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Sep 2022
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Getting a call from Jude post-match isn't unusual; it just tends to come later in the night after Jude has already vented to her. He’d call Erling up, mouth loose from drink, and complain not only about the game but also about how she just didn’t get it.
Erling keeps talking when Jude shows no signs of speaking up for himself. “She didn't go with you and Jobe to that event,” he points out.
Jude remains silent. Erling pulls out his phone to check if the line disconnected after all, but the call timer is still ticking up. It’s more of an answer than Erling needed. “I'm sorry, Jude,” he murmurs.
Jude huffs, vindictive and tired. “No, you're fucking not.”
Erling could protest, could fight to prove his innocence, but he’s tired too, and it would ultimately be a lie. “You’re right.” He agrees.
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Jude calls Erling after the Madrid derby and they cross paths one last time before the international break.
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“What would your colleagues think? Cool, sensible Jude, having his world rocked by his personal trainer?”
“You’re not even my personal trainer. You’re a personal trainer.”
[Jude's got a controversially young admirer who won't leave him alone. It's a plague on his life, a constant source of dread and humiliation, and he doesn't enjoy it one bit. At all. Honest.]
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As Erling finally steps away from the press, he feels his phone buzz in his pocket. A text. Jude.
Come get your shirt.
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He’s in the semi-finals—he got them there—and Erling’s right here, and fuck, does he love winning.
Or, after England play Norway, Jude goes to Erling’s hotel.
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There was still a season to play while life sorted itself out for Erling. Between that, and Erling’s last training, and Erling’s last match, and the goodbye party with the BVB staff, and the goodbye party with the team, and the goodbye party with the closer lads right now, it feels a bit like Jude’s spent the last few weeks trapped three goals down in stoppage time. The game’s as good as over, and here he is, tiring himself out with a few more pointless runs, his foolish mind hoping for it to stretch just long enough for something incredible to happen, while some deep instinct within him tenses for the inevitable—the final whistle making it real.
Or, it's Erling's last night in Dortmund, and Jude walks him home.