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Text: they're neutral
Author: deniigiq
Narrator: Themoabird
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[Podfic] they're neutral
Themoabird
Summary:
They buy the 200 fucking pound fountain. It is infuriatingly cheap, and unspeakably difficult to maneuver into any space without removing paint from said space. Rex has to come out and help them hoist it into the garage and several hours pass around the kitchen table, drinking scalding hot mint tea and plotting. Plotting. Plotting.
They’re going to have to bolt the thing down somehow or else people are going to just steal it right from the center of the roundabout. Cody has about twenty bags of unused cement in his garage and some bolts big enough to get through it if need be.
He looks at Wolffe. Wolffe looks at Rex.
(Retired Commander Cody moves into a new neighborhood and becomes furious at the way a nearby roundabout is treated as a dumpsite. He installs a giant Jedi Crest fountain dead in the center of it and accidentally creates a safe place for the diasporic Jedi community to worship.)
Podfic lenght: 1 hour and 10 minutes
Notes:
- Inspired by they're neutral by deniigiq
Deniigiq's fics are really some of the best, so it was such an amazing time recording this podfic! Everyone should go check out the orginal work, and while you're at it, go read some of deniigiq's other fics too, I promise you won't regret it!
As for this podfic, it was recorded and edited during just one day (as I am unable to stop once I've started). My mic unfortunately seems to be on the verge of giving up, as it was providing me with this lovely electric sounding hum during the whole recording. I've managed to remove it, but it does mean that the podfic can be a bit quite in between lines. My sister told me that it wasn't that big of a deal, so I'm uploading it as is. But knowing me, I might make an updated version in the future!
As usual, I am not a native English speaker. Any and all mistakes are entirely on me.
Enjoy!
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