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• I'd have preferred VIP Spoiled Lemon tickets by SirensSecondWind

  Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  14 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Knife & Suitcase (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Lightbulb & Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Fan & Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Yang & Yin (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Candle & Yin-Yang (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Microphone & Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
  • MePhone4 & Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Goo (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Candle (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Cabby (Inanimate Insanity)
  • MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Steve Cobs
  • Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Microphone (Inanimate Insanity)
  • OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Cherries (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Yin-Yang (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Suitcase (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Nickel (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Knife (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Cheesy (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Original Characters
  • Blood and Gore
  • Pirates
  • Torture
  • Mutilation
  • Psychological Torture
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Character Death
  • Near Death Experiences
  • Drowning
  • Waterboarding
  • Post-Episode: s2e15 Truth or Flare
  • Not Beta Read
  • Violence
  • Gun Violence
  • Gore
  • Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
  • Heavy Angst
  • not humanized
  • Original Character(s)
  • Manipulation
  • Emotional/Psychological Abuse
  • Physical Abuse
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Brutality
  • Isolation
  • Misgendering
  • Constructive Criticism Welcome
  • Emetophobia
  • Vomiting
  • Cross-Posted on Wattpad
  • Darkfic
  • ??? - Freeform
  • I think that's the right word
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • No Beta we die like Cobs

  Summary

  A new group is sent after MePhone, and they have no qualms about using any means necessary to achieve their goal. When his contestants are caught in the crossfire, will they be able to survive the brutality?

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  This fanfic is inspired by Murder at Sea, an amazing fic I read a long time ago. Unfortunately, the creator has deleted the fic and their account, so this is how I'm coping :)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  39,112

  Chapters:

  7/?

  Comments:

  32

  Kudos:

  45

  Bookmarks:

  9

  Hits:

  1,211

• Dogma Says No by SirensSecondWind

  Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  10 Apr 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Fan & Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Test Tube
  • Post-Season/Series 02
  • Pre-Season/Series 04
  • Self-Indulgent
  • Slice of Life
  • Biology
  • Everyone Is Alive
  • ? question mark
  • Research
  • research fic
  • Dialogue Heavy
  • Embedded Images

  Summary

  Is Test Tube okay? She keeps talking about the characteristics of life, and Fan thinks she needs to lay down.

  Series

  • Part 2 of The Science Rules!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,140

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  14

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  80

• Imitating Crab by SirensSecondWind

  Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  10 Apr 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Lightbulb & Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Baxter (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Slice of Life
  • Object Show Characters Are Ambiguously Objects or Human
  • Pre-Season/Series 04
  • Post-Season/Series 02
  • Research
  • research fic
  • ??? - Freeform
  • Self-Indulgent
  • Science Lesson
  • Biology
  • Evolution
  • how the heck do i tag this
  • I study biology through writing fanfic
  • Dialogue Heavy

  Summary

  Test Tube does a DNA test on Baxter, and explains to Lightbulb the principles of natural selection and the mechanisms of evolution.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Science Rules!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,161

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  35

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  160

• Fuchsia, When Was The Last Time I Saw Ya by SirensSecondWind

  Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  16 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bot & Bow (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Bot (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Bow (Inanimate Insanity)
  • One Shot
  • Episode: S02e17 Through No Choice of Your Own (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Not Beta Read
  • One Shot Collection

  Summary

  Bow and Bot look for something.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Colors of Aftermath

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  411

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  27

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  240

• Hanami Pink Reminds Me of That Which I Wish to Unthink by SirensSecondWind

  Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  14 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bot & Bow (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Bot (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Bow (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Episode: S02e17 Through No Choice of Your Own (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Not Beta Read
  • One Shot
  • One Shot Collection

  Summary

  "Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to triumph." -Haile Selassie

  OR

  Bot grows tired of waiting for something that will never happen.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Colors of Aftermath

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  698

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  21

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  203