Ki_Ken_Tai_Ichi
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A series of ficlets in which a couple of old geezers maneuver through a Hell that changes far too quickly. Watch as two old queers are faced with viral videos, internet challenges, new terminology, and more.
Chapter 1 - Ketchup Challenge
Chapter 2 - Smash or Pass
Chapter 3 - Orange Peel Challenge
Chapter 4 - Gooning
Chapter 5 - We Listen, and We Don't Judge Challenge
Chapter 6 - Bae Baskets (Valentine's Day Special)
Chapter 7 - Performative Males---------------
Set in an alternate universe, wherein Vox never propositioned Alastor, so Alastor never turned him down. Alastor still fucked off for seven years, but he and Vox are on better terms when he returns to Hell.
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After his failed attempt to take over Heaven, after Valentino ripped his head off, after his body painfully regenerated, after things might finally go back to something like normal-
Vox goes through his first heat
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The hideous beast simply stares up at him with its wide set eyes and floppy tongue. A long stretch of drool seeps out, and Alastor moves his shoe to avoid it.
Then it gives its head a shake and renders Alastor’s due caution entirely pointless.
He wipes the slimy spittle off his pantleg with a grimace.
Vox, meanwhile, speaks at it in a sickeningly sweet coo. “Aw, are you trying to say hello to Alastor? Such a good boy, yes you are, yes you are.”---------------
In which Vox gets a new pet.
Or, the trials and tribulations of getting in on as a pet owner.
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“Vox. I’m tired. Truth be told, I don’t really want to be doing anything.”
“Okay. That’s no problem. We can put a record on instead and-”
“Or,” Alastor stated firmly. “I can lay down on this stupid rug you insisted on getting and relax by the fireplace while you have your fun riding on a one-horse open sleigh.”
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One's a Company, Two's a Crowd, and Three's a Party by Ki_Ken_Tai_Ichi
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Nov 2025
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In a strange turn of events, Alastor has found himself in the possession of three suitors.
One who is in it for revenge.
One who is in it for spite.
And one who is in it for love.
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Hello.
Join me, won't you, as we (eventually?) go through the entirety of Panic! at the Disco's discographyPretty. Odd
- Nine in the Afternoon (Killugon)
Vices & Virtues
- Nearly Witches (Hisoillu)
Death of a Bachelor
- Victorious (Hisoillu)
- Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time (Hisoillu)Pray For the Wicked
- The Overpass (Hisoillu)
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The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.
He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.
It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.
More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.
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Bookmarked by Ki_Ken_Tai_Ichi
13 Jun 2026
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“As long as I can wipe that fucking smile off Alastor’s face… I don’t care what happens.”Vox was crying when he said it.
Later, when Alastor found his body among the remains of the battle, the irony struck him as delicious:
Vox had lost his head long before anyone tore it off~
And when only his body remained —warm, mutilated, and silent— Alastor should not have picked it up.
Much less taken it with him.
But Alastor has never been good at resisting things that bleed.
Nor things that, at last, can no longer contradict him.
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EROTIC ONE-SHOT, EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT +18, GORE, AND DISTURBING CONTENT.
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08 Jun 2026
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“Oh, Voxy.” Valentino coos, kneeling beside him and tweaking one of his antennae between his claws. “Lovesickness suits you.”
“Thanks.” He says, drily and continues to make his best efforts to cough up his guts.
Insides half biological, half-mechanical; lungs entirely the latter at this point, he waited too long to remove the flowers manually, tweezers and scissors, and they resorted to come out in other ways. Other holes, ugh.
Or: Red flowers he refuses to learn the name of, bitchy business partners and a bit of daily Alastor’s stalk– vigilance. A day into Vox’s life.
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- Part 1 of A Red-Magenta Gradient
Bookmarked by Ki_Ken_Tai_Ichi
29 Nov 2025
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Lucifer rubbed the back of his neck in chagrin, “It's just been a long time since I've had-" well, anything, "multiple partners at once-" he dodged the admission quickly. He wasn't used to being so thoroughly caught on the back foot, but that had been a reality of his for the past few months of dealing with this particular sinner it seemed…
"I can top or bottom, whatever works out best for- Uh, well, I've never really had a preference- but it does seem kind of wasteful to not..." he felt suddenly self-conscious, admitting this particular detail to someone he would readily throttle on a good day, and the relative stranger who was also the head of the company that made money smack talking on a hell-wide scale. What the hell was he even doing...
Just as he felt himself starting to retreat inward, Alastor stepped forward and grabbed his chin, pulling him up to look him in the eyes.
"Tell me what you wish of me, my king," he growled, in just a dangerous enough tone that Lucifer's toes would have curled if he had them.In which Lucifer acquired more than just dance partners.
The smut accompaniment to Falling for the Fallen.Series
- Part 2 of Falling for the Fallen
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Bookmarked by Ki_Ken_Tai_Ichi
13 Oct 2025
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Alastor does not, strictly speaking, have a 'relationship' with the King of Hell. But they certainly have a something.
A something which does not include Vox. But Alastor is at least willing to indulge Lucifer in whatever this new idea is.
The new idea is Vox.
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Bookmarked by Ki_Ken_Tai_Ichi
13 Oct 2025