Feralbookworm
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“Hi,” I say.
It sounds ridiculous even as it leaves my mouth. Hi. Like I’m introducing myself at a dinner party and not stepping out of a cosmic rift in space-time.
They ask who I am.
I tell them I’m Peter Parker.
Wrong answer.
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- Part 1 of One-shots
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JJ: What happend to your fingers? they’re covered in bandaids!
Reid: You know those Chefs on TV who cut up their vegetables really, really fast?
JJ: ...Yes?
Reid: I can't do that.
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- Part 3 of BAU Chaos
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Emily: Whoops
Hotch: Whoops? Whoops? This is not a “whoops” situation. We are far past whoops. “Whoops” is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in “oh fuck” territory, and i expect you to act like it.
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- Part 4 of BAU Chaos
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Hotch: "My team is professional and mature we-"
Spencer: "Is lunch ready yet? we're hungry."
Hotch: "yes it's in the break room. I brought juice boxes for everyone too"
Derek and Emily in the background: "Fuck yeah, dino nuggets!"
Hotch: "Be careful they're still hot!.
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- Part 1 of BAU Chaos
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Snips and bits by Feralbookworm
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Original Work, 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic)
07 Jan 2025
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Archive of old oneshots, scenes, and other pieces of fics just gathering dust in a file.
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BAU Chaos by CruxOfTheMatter (Feralbookworm), Feralbookworm
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV)
14 Mar 2025
Summary
I need more chaotic BAU in my life.
My target audience is ME, but others might find it as funny as I do.- Words:
- 2,185
- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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One-shots by Anothernobody (Feralbookworm), Feralbookworm
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 May 2025
- Words:
- 459
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Major Tom to Ground Control by tallboy_benny
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Apr 2026
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Eva Stratt has never been a woman who hesitates.
She’s made countless decisions after decisions throughout her life, often regardless of the consequences that may result. She’s not an idiot. She’s well aware that there will be consequences, and she’s equally sure that the consequences will be of little concern. The end justifies the means — her actions will be judged, but at least they will have happened.
But here, alone in a Russian conference room, for once in her life Eva Stratt does not know what to do.
OR; The beetles make it home.
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Keeping Watch by Starri_Skye
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
04 Mar 2026
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“You sleep, I’ll watch.”
We both know that they are not going to sleep. We both know that the moment they go still, they will be dead. And I will be alone. But I won’t say that, and they won’t say that, even if it’s the truth.
“You…save Erid,” they say.
Not a question.
I will be the last Eridian on our ship. I will be the last hope.
Or I will die. Just like every other Eridian has died here, and will eventually die on Erid, because we failed.
I shift low, close to where my last friend lays. “You sleep, I will watch,” I tell them again.
And they go to sleep.
And they never wake up again.
Rocky loses everyone on his crew.
Years later, he meets an alien.
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Message in a Beetle by ConalltheLibrarian
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 Apr 2026
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It’s been nearly 27 years since Eva Stratt forced Ryland Grace to board the Hail Mary and sent him off to his death for the greater good of mankind. Meanwhile, Eva and the Project Hail Mary team have been fighting a losing battle against the cooling sun—and their own demons—trying to make sure there were still people to be saved by the time the crew could send a solution home. Right on schedule, the beetles are returning to Earth, hopefully with the answer to saving the world. But Eva has something else to worry about; there’s every possibility Ryland Grace’s last words would be coming home, and all the time in the world couldn’t make her ready to face the consequences of her actions, or what will happen when her colleagues find out what she did to their friend.
It was time to find out if it was worth it for her to sacrifice Grace, and her soul, to save humanity. And to find out if she was ready to face him after all these years… -
Dual Wield by Hollow_Grave
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Apr 2026
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Title subject to change.
While taking down a slaver ring, Din and Boba are transported to the past, not that Din knows it at first. Dropped onto Sundari, supposed capital of Mandalore, a planet and people Din believes to be erased, what is he to do? Especially when he hears about a certain Sith, an aruetii, who supposedly stole the title of Mand'alor but is not Mandalorian? Well, Din has to take his lawful place, right? Even if that means picking up strays, reluctantly doing his job of ruling a people, speaking to his (two??) Darksabers, and so so much more.
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Din essentially fixes everything using the sheer power of Mandalorian honor and will. What do you mean there's an army of clones? Those look like Mandalorians to me. Bring 'em in. And those jetii? Well, I've got nothing against them. Did I tell you 'bout my kiddo yet? -
'The Amateur's Muse' by RoosjeM
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
10 Apr 2026
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Desmond had only been planning on visiting Rome.
He only wanted a small glimpse of the city– of the man who had changed Desmond’s view on life and made him believe it was worth living. Then he would leave and try to deal with the concept of being in the past by himself. But Desmond had never been that lucky. Things never went that easy for him.
Of course he would lose his journal somewhere in Rome, and of course that journal would end up in the hands of Ezio fucking Auditore.Because that was simply Desmond’s luck.
Or, Desmond discovers his ability to draw due to the Bleeding Effect and keeps a journal. A journal which, through some unlikely coincidences, ends up in Ezio’s possession. Things unravel from there.
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Based on a headcanon by @assassinating-my-thoughts on TumblrSeries
- Part 3 of Mar Writes Assassins Creed