Crunchesloudly
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Reel him in, make him stay by Crunchesloudly
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
29 May 2025
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Etho finally puts the damn fishing rod down and comes home.
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Worth it to be with you by Crunchesloudly
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
23 Oct 2024
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Etho and Bdubs love each other very much.
Etho makes sure it’s forever.
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A King without love is an absurdity by Crunchesloudly
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
05 Sep 2024
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The story of how Bdubs and Etho got together, following their lives from ages 5-30.
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- Part 2 of Royal au
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Off the Record Retrieval by Crunchesloudly
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
08 Aug 2024
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Scar, the Royal Wizard of Hermithia, is called in for a meeting with King Etho.
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- Part 1 of Royal au
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Seeing Stars by Crunchesloudly
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 Jun 2024
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He would get in trouble for sneaking out of his room when he was meant to be in bed, in favour of sitting at his window sill, stare locked upwards, celestials reflected in his eyes. It became his happy place. So, it only made sense that when college came around Bdubs would be studying astronomy. Everyone he knew saw it coming. It wasn't surprising.
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What was surprising was Etho.or,
A college meet-cute AU featuring Ethubs and the stars.
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MCYT Royal au featuring Hermitcraft and Life series members.
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“What if I said,” Naruto got up, spread Sasuke's legs even further so he could position himself, lining up the head of his cock to Sasuke's hole, “that there was a way I could do that to you?”
“What are you talking about?” Sasuke's voice almost got stuck on his own throat. His elbows, as he used them to prop himself up and stare into Naruto's eyes to look for a sign of a really bad joke, shaking.
“Why,” Naruto grabbed his rock hard penis and teased it all around Sasuke's rim, “getting you pregnant, of course.”
Sasuke was an elite member of the Anbu. Naruto was the Hokage's son. They were not supposed to have this thing between them. It was not allowed, Sasuke knew it. But Naruto, well Naruto was about to make it allowed.
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26 Sep 2026
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"You’re my baby.” Naruto gave him a shit-eating grin, then pinched Sasuke's cheeks.
Sasuke batted his hand away with a scoff, “Die.”
[or: a relationship is sometimes just two affection-starved boys in love]
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Bookmarked by Crunchesloudly
25 Sep 2026
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Sasuke still thinks he might be teetering on the precipice of it all being a really good dream.
He deigns to be selfish and keep dreaming.
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- Part 2 of whatever you say (you got me)
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- English
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- 14,331
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- 2/3
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Bookmarked by Crunchesloudly
21 Sep 2026
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“You know baby, I think I just thought of how we can scare these freaks away.”
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“I think if you had a cute little baby bump, these freaks would finally realize that you’re mine, and only mine.”OR
After seeing a cute baby on a date, Naruto and Sasuke begin to seriously consider expanding their family.
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18 Sep 2026
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Sasuke never expected Naruto's stubbornness to extend to this. Pregnant, glowing, and increasingly irritable, he navigates a village that won't stop staring-while Naruto's protective instincts surge into full-blown possessiveness.
Bookmarked by Crunchesloudly
16 Sep 2026