Chauvenistic_meathead
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Warhammer 40k: Konrad Cursed gets BLACKED by Vulkan by Chauvenistic_meathead
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
21 Sep 2025
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Your hands were made for my body; My body was made for your hands. by That_BiGirl
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 May 2026
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“Do you really think I’m pretty?” Michelle asked, her voice dropping to a slightly lower register. Willow noticed how her pupils slightly dilated, brown meeting green.
“I— Yeah.”
“Show me.”
Willow sucked in a subtle breath, she pulled back her hand. Scared that if she kept touching Michelle, she might take it back. Like Michelle would suddenly realize she had no idea what she was talking about, or that this was all a big misunderstanding.
“Touch me like I’m pretty.”
Or,
Where Michelle is insecure about her A cups and Willow helps her feel attractive and desirable.
Bookmarked by Chauvenistic_meathead
06 May 2026
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Your Eyes are Liquor (Your Body is Gold) by scoliosyd
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
17 Apr 2026
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It had been almost a year since Willow Byers had moved away from Hawkins to New York City. She attempted to leave behind all of the terrible things about that place: the Upside Down, the MAC-Z, and, well, her undying love for her best friend Michelle Wheeler. After being in the city for a few months, Willow met Carla, a pretty girl with a little bit of an attitude - a perfect distraction from her wandering thoughts.
Willow and Carla have been dating for almost 5 months, and they are going out to their usual club for a fun Friday night. Until everything gets turned on its side and Willow realizes that the feelings she had for Michelle were not buried as deep as she had made them out to be.
Or: Willow and Michelle run into each other at a club, and things get HEATED.
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05 May 2026
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Willow has always been absurdly stunning. Her lips are full and pink, her hazel eyes sparkle in the sunlight like pure gold, her light brown waves of hair were perfect as they fell around her shoulders. Oh, and don’t get her started on that mole above her lip.. or her thick thighs, or her fat ass- anyways, point is, she didn’t need much to take Michelle’s breath away every single time. But there’s a recent development about her that has Michelle particularly daydreaming about not safe for work things.
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Goth Willow Byers rails the shit out of Michelle Wheeler and vice versa. Have fun!
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12 Apr 2026
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Mike points between them again, eyes bright now with unmistakable fascination. “You’re literally the same person.”
“Mike.”
“That’s so—”
“Creepy,” Will finishes.
“Weird,” supplies the girl at the same time.
Mike grins. “Awesome.”
[Or: The one where Willow shows up, and everyone learns a thing or two about universal constants.]
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- Part 2 of parallel hearts
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12 Apr 2026
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Mike is struggling to accept that he does, in fact, feel romantic and sexual attraction to Will. After inviting the Byers to live with them, this problem worsens, and he's forced to finally start grappling with the fact that he finds his best friend hot. Meanwhile, Will is putting two and two together, confused and intrigued by the way Mike is now behaving.
Vickie comes to Mike's aid, while Robin and Steve lay out a silver platter with the groundwork of a plan for Will to get Mike to either admit his feelings or get over them. It seems to be the perfect plan, and the stage had already been set by Dustin, in the shape of a dog clicker.
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07 Apr 2026