CertifiedIdiot
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Sins of the Father by CertifiedIdiot
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
31 May 2022
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Fundy just wanted to be with his parents and perhaps visit L'Manberg with his dad. Then his mom left and his powers started acting up. But that was fine until his dad had to leave him. After a week with no contact he decides to brave the world. He learns things that were kept from him and unfortunately the world has claws.
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Duke Thomas was spending time reading a book Jason had recommended before said sibling comes back slightly different.
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- Part 1 of Batfamily stories
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The fae and mortal kingdom are at a hesitant peace, but all that is gone after a mercenary gets sent to steal a fae’s wings.
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What if when DreamXD gave Techno and Dream their one wish Dream blurted out something before Technoblade.
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Quirks are Stupid by CertifiedIdiot
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Jun 2021
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A few years ago two siblings were kicked out of their house because of their quirk. Now living on the street they had to decide what to do. One gave up on heroes while the other was more determined to be the best hero the world has ever seen.
Now it's his time at UA.
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In Which Merlin is Tired of the Ministry of Magic's Poor Excuse of Government by stellaisnotamermaid
Fandoms: Merlin (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Nov 2025
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Merlin wasn't entirely certain that staying with the Order of the Phoenix—the majority of whom didn't know him—was his best idea ever, but it definitely beat being out of touch with the rest of the magical world for the summer. A little push here and a little nudge there, and he'd managed to get Sirius to invite him, Arthur, and Draco to stay with the rest of the Order.
Or, Merlin was quite honestly exhausted from dealing with the so-called Dark Lord, but he still had to pace himself lest he throw the entire magical world out of balance. Even so, he was struggling with not showing up this pink lady from the Ministry of Magic. Was this seriously who the ministry deemed an acceptable teacher? She wasn't even teaching the students at all!
Edit: extremely sporadic updates, somewhat on hiatus.
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- Part 5 of Merlin at Hogwarts
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23 Feb 2025
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[ACTIVATION CODE: Cursed Novel, Cursed Comment] (x3) by Storytelling_System
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Sep 2022
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Shen Yuan has been living as Shen Qingqiu a little over a month but, with the System's nagging, nothing gets easier.
All he wants is to hug the protagonist thighs and avoid his fate as a human stick!In his original world, Shen Yuan's family is preparing for his first death anniversary.
On an airplane flight, the siblings remember their dear late brother while reading the comments of a certain "Peerless Cucumber."They would've never guessed what happens if you come in contact with Zhongdian's comment section and die.
"CURSED NOVEL, CURSED COMMENT!"
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09 Oct 2024
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Why are there so many gods here??? by Laced_Tea
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan, 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
23 Jul 2025
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Cage stood there patiently, clutching a sizeable paper. “That bastard wants to apologize, but he won’t tell me why.” A glass slipped from her sleeve into her hand. “Want to drink with your noona?” She held out the paper and the glass with an awkward smile.
“What does that motherfucking god want this time… I’ll gladly drink with you, but you are in no way my noona.” She laughed and followed him inside. Ron followed them without a word, but his benign smile sent a shiver down Cale’s spine.
The kids climbed on him as he sat on his bed, and he accepted a glass of wine from Cage as he unfolded the paper.
My dear child, please don’t get mad. You see, the God of Mischief has been quite upset lately…
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AKA Cale and his kids get shoved into ORV. Crack treated seriously.Series
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28 Apr 2024
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to finally fish your restless heart by Puolain (orphan_account) for nire
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga)
04 Apr 2024
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“Was there any love in our marriage, Yor?”
A man wakes up with no memories and adapts.
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23 Dec 2023
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Like Looking in a Mirror by orphan_account
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Nov 2023
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A whole week goes by without a single beating or punishment from Qiu Jianluo. Shen Jiu rejoices each hour until he finds the reason.
A little boy who looks alike him both appearance and name has taken Qiu Jianluo’s interest as if he was nothing more than a shiny new toy to break just as he had done to Xiao Jiu.
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01 Nov 2023