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    After a run-in with a mage’s spell gone wrong, Geralt and Jaskier begin dreaming of each other. Confessions are easier when nothing feels real. Touch is safer when it fades with morning. After all, it’s only a dream.

    Five times they think they’re only dreaming of the other + one time they realize they’ve been dreaming together.

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    2/6
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    14
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    Once upon a time, Jaskier wished away his life under the sea for a life of wonder upon the land.
    Meeting Geralt changed Jaskier's life, and in turn, his songs rippled across the Continent, changing the destinies of many others.
    On the journey that led him to reclaim his voice, Jaskier crossed paths with more than one witcher.

    Fragments happening in between the chapters of "Shall I become sea foam, let my voice be carried by the wind".

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    10,305
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    5/?
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    7
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    36
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    2
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    Soulmate marks are faint. These marks are an impression of a soulmate’s hand lines and fingerprints. These are curious markings that only some seem to have. It is suggested that chaos has its hand in those sentient beings with these intricate markings.

    Although rare, it is not entirely unheard of that someone may have multiple soulmates. For Witchers who live entirely too long of lives, it might come as no surprise that eventually, Geralt and Eskel both found a new pattern of curls and grooves growing on their skin. Lambert’s seventeenth year brought the beginnings of a third set of whirls on each man’s body.

    Those that Melitele blessed and specifically those that were never meant to be more than what they were born as, frightened humanity. For nobility to be blessed with Fate’s mark was not necessarily a sign of misfortune, but rather the potentiality that a Noble house would grow in strength because of its proximity to Chaos. However, three separate displays of Melitele’s touch tested the bounds of just how close to Chaos nobility wanted to be. Jaskier was lucky and unlucky in this respect.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    320
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    293
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    85
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    8,879
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    Jaskier's time in the world of witchers has come to an end.

    And as he journeys through the continent, the things he sees are monstrous. Gone is the time of adventure and tales of mighty deeds.

    Now there's death lingering everywhere, and songs don't seem to be enough.

    Jaskier delves deep into the ancestral world of the elves, where ancient tales may be the answer to many prayers. There, the bard finds a storyteller and restless spirits. As willing or not as they are to help, they may lead him to find the answers to end the ancient evils they face.

    Meanwhile, in a tangled web of events, the witchers of the School of the Wolf stumble upon a crossroads. There a princess and a sorceress await, where they see the world around them crumble. The search for Jaskier begins amidst a war no one is sure how it will turn out. But, the answers they seek may lie in the past and the future they're too afraid to acknowledge.

    But one thing is clear: their bard stands in the middle of it all.

    And perhaps the only thing that will decide their odds is their willingness to open their hearts and see beyond the path.

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    60,426
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    261
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    64
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    5,431
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    Geralt was delighted that the Cat Lambert had brought with him was not staying with them all winter.

    He was NOT delighted that Lambert was leaving with him.

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    2,409
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    1,153
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    We've all read the stories where Jaskier collects Witchers, well my friends this is where the Companions of Witcher's Collect Jaskier.

    OR

    The one where Roach loves her noisy-foal and so do the others.

    Language:
    English
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    27,897
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Collections:
    5
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    696
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    3,634
    Bookmarks:
    1,077
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    47,749
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    Jaskier gets sorta tied up when an elf's plans to kidnap him go wrong. Geralt has to get his bard back one way or another.
    This leads to a long overdue conversation between the men about what they truly want from each other. Oh, and "why the fuck does this elf think I'm some sort of witcher pet" - Jaskier.

    Lots of fluff and innuendos and eventual smut.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    70
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    12
    Hits:
    3,219
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    It should be colder out.
    Sometimes the Velen fall got a rush of spiteful summer warmth once all the crops were gathered in, but that time had passed by weeks. These were the days of early sunsets, frost-crisped leaves, the scent of snow on the air.
    Instead Aiden felt sweat sticking his shirt to his back, and he wished the shallow stream that made his path was deep enough to hold every feverish inch of him.

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    Chapters:
    4/8
    Kudos:
    24
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    4
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    Jaskier was not nervous before a performance, he was too experienced for that, but given that this was probably the most important performance of his entire life he thought he was entitled to a little tolerance.

    Of course, his Witcher bodyguard disagreed and complained about the smell of his fear and anxiety, whatever that meant, but he had very quickly stopped listening to him, especially when they had crossed the borders of Cintra.

    They each had a single task to accomplish – him charming and entertaining everyone, this Aiden killing someone who was most likely King Geralt – and neither of those goals required them to like each other.

    He was in no way overwhelmed by events.

    Absolutely not.

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    4,893
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1,429
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    The past several months have been difficult on the old Wolf Witcher of Kaer Morhen. After losing half of his family to the violence and destruction of Voleth Meir, and then the rest leaving in the spring, Vesemir has been trying to put his life together while everyone is gone.

    When away on a trip, he returns to find something is off. On edge and alert, the witcher discovers someone- or something is bumping around in the laboratory and he is determined to find out what it wants and how it found his home.

    Language:
    English
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    192,540
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    9,452
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    In the shadowed halls of Drahim Castle, a clash of steel sparks more than just a battle of wills. For Adrien and Kiyan, their winter sparring sessions are a prelude to something far more intimate—an unspoken dance between love and vulnerability. As they test each other’s limits, both in combat and in heart, they discover that the fiercest battles are fought not with swords, but with the courage to let someone in.

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    English
    Words:
    1,760
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    36
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    "True strength is forged not in the absence of trials, but in our ability to face them with courage and unity."

    AU with the Acolyte show transposed in the Witcher Universe.

    [TW: blood, canon typical violence, mentions of wounds and more]

    Language:
    English
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    5,189
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    138
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    A magical mishap during Ciri's training reveals the chain of cause and effect of Jaskier's songs and the Witcher's see exactly how their lives have been influenced as a result.

    They saw it all.

    Every coin that was tossed. Every stone that wasn’t.

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    2,040
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    1,340
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    A lost witcher flees the Wild Hunt, his mind empty of memories, armed only with a sword and the knowledge that he must find his daughter.

    OR

    Geralt flees from captivity with the Wild Hunt.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    100,326
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    183
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    3,201
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    “What about Bears?” Gaetan asked. Joël gave him a long look.

    “If you meet a Bear, don’t talk to them, and don’t approach them. If you have the same contract as them, leave it. They are kinslayers—I mean, we can be too, but for the right price. They would do it because they are pissed off or even for fun. Those guys are fucking nuts.”

    ----

    Gaetan was fine with the idea of staying away from other witchers — except it took him five minutes outside his School to stumble on one of them.

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    English
    Words:
    13,702
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    355
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    Lambert and Voltehre, fresh to the world of the Warlord, must now adjust to their new lives. What exactly that means isn't clear yet. But maybe it won't be too bad. At least, that's what they think until ghosts of the past come to slap them both across the face.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    633
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    4,364
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    A Geralt POV tale of the messy entanglements of a touch-starved, lovesick Witcher and the object of his ill-articulated affection. Angsty smut. I apologise for nothing.

    Language:
    English
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    21,701
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    480
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    6,524
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    “Oh, don’t tell me you’ve never thought about it. You’ve met dopplers. Surely you’ve pictured one wearing your skin.”

    He shifted uncomfortably on his bedroll. He never told him the truth about Dudu or what he said, what he saw in Geralt’s head that made him take on Jaskier’s shape. He preferred not to linger on it, lest the thought consume him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,787
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    Eskel’s reply arrives. Lambert shares it with his Cat, since they share basically everything.

    Aiden doesn’t really handle some of the information that well. Probably as well as could be expected.

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    English
    Words:
    1,073
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    226
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,632
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    Jaskier begins to show some alarming symptoms following a run-in with a wraith. A new contract follows, and things end in flames.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,167
    Chapters:
    5/9
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3,933

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