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When You Smile The Sun Resides In Your Eyes by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Dec 2022
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The door to his office opens mid-stream, dragging his attention away from the bedwars match he's participating in. Techno had joined him when he was playing GeoGuessr, and badgered him until he'd caved and agreed to switch to Minecraft.
"No." He says immediately, pointing at Tommy and narrowing his eyes. Tommy grins, malicious and sharp. "Oi, don't you fucking dare." Wilbur hisses, standing from his chair and taking a step back. He knows he's powerless to stop the teen, and he will be tackled, but he'd rather not have his chair broken in the process. Tommy's grin widens.
"Wilbur?" Techno calls, voice tinged ever so slightly with concern. He doesn't get a chance to answer, as Tommy rams into him and sends them both to the ground.
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Or; Tommy enjoys tackling Wilbur, and Wilbur just likes being able to hug the gremlin, even for the price of a few bruised ribs.
Title from Smile by Ashbury Heights.
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- Part 1 of Dadbur brainrot
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My Little Sunshine by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Dec 2022
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"We should make cookies." Tommy eventually suggests, pulling back a bit and rubbing at his eyes. Wilbur hums, putting his phone down once more. "Yeah? What kind of cookies, love?" He enquires, pushing to his feet and stretching. He turns around after a moment, holding his hands out. Tommy, who's face is dusted with pink, says nothing about the pet name, and allows himself to be pulled to his feet. "I've made these brownie cookies before," The teen tells him, grabbing his sleeve and dragging him into the adjoined kitchen. "They were really good, and I want more."
"Alright," Wilbur agrees, shaking Tommy's hand off his sweater. "What do we need, then?"
Or; Wilbur calls Tommy a bunch of pet names, which embarrasses him every time without fail. Eventually, he calls Wilbur dad in return. Wilbur may or may not cry a little bit.
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- Part 2 of Dadbur brainrot
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Trust Worth Gold by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Dec 2022
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"Tommy?" Wilbur jostles the blonde, who has barely moved for the past ten minutes, lightly as he gently nudges the door closed behind him. It closes with a click, telling him it's locked. "Toms? Bud?" He tries again, brows drawing together in concern. Tommy's hair slides out of his face as Wilbur takes a particularly rough step, showing the teen's closed eyes.
'He fell asleep.' Wilbur realises with a jolt, breath catching in his throat. He angles his head towards the ceiling, blinking to clear the tears from his eyes, taking a deep breath and slowly letting it out. Tommy trusts him enough to fall asleep in his arms, and the thought most definitely brings him to tears. But he won't cry, not right now at least, because he doesn't really feel like disturbing the boy.
Carrying Tommy up the stairs is a little bit difficult. He's done it before, a few times now, but this is different. Tommy is asleep, Tommy is trusting Wilbur not to let him get hurt.
Or; A series of Wilbur carrying Tommy, with a few (happy) tears along the way.
(Somehow, I managed to scrape together a bare-bones plot for this!)
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- Part 3 of Dadbur brainrot
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I'm With You Always by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Dec 2022
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Tommy is no stranger to nightmares, despite just how much he may wish he was.
Waking up in the dark used to be a nightly occurence, leaving him to wallow in his misery. It isn't anymore, the nightmares are rare and he sleeps with a nightlight now. The nightmares still suck when they do happen, though.
He takes a deep breath and summons as much courage as he can, pushing back his covers and swinging his legs over the side of the bed. He makes sure his socked feet land on the floor a ways away from the space under his bed, a childhood habit he'd never kicked.
Underneath his door the darkness of the hallway seems to seep into his room, crawling up his walls and slithering across his floor, trying to cross his room only to shy away from the light.
Tommy has never liked the dark.
Or; Tommy has a nightmare, Wilbur, half asleep, comforts him.
Title from Darkness at the Heart of My Love by Ghost.
Series
- Part 4 of Dadbur brainrot
- Part 1 of We Were Built From The Same Dirt
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Dingy Apartments And Hot Chocolates by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
20 Dec 2022
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Wilbur trudges up the stairs, grumbling to himself about the elevator that's been broken since long before he lived in the building. Normally going up the stairs isn't an issue, but today he has groceries to haul with him.
He lets out a sigh of relief when he reaches his floor, turning to walk down the hall to his apartment. Wilbur stops dead in his tracks when he sees a bundle of red and yellow.
Tommy.
Wilbur breathes in sharply, trying to ignore the mold he can taste from doing so, and hurries over. Tommy is curled into a ball, face pressed into his knees and bag discarded at his side. Worst of all, he's shivering and absoloutely drenched from the rain. Wilbur got lucky, having been at the store when it started raining, then under shelter almost the entire journey home.
There's a bus station right in front of his building, which means Wilbur barely got rained on, and the same should be true for Tommy. But it isn't, which means Tommy walked all the way from his school.
Wilbur does not live close to Tommy's school.
Or; A look into life before Tommy's adoption.
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- Part 5 of Dadbur brainrot
- Part 2 of We Were Built From The Same Dirt
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You Wear The Crown by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
22 Dec 2022
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"You can't glare at your reflection forever." He reminds, placing his gloved hands on the teen's shoulders and gently directing him to face the mirror again. "Yes I can." Tommy grumbles, crossing his arms.
Wilbur pretends he doesn't hear, reaching up and messing with Tommy's hair. "You look like a mini me." He comments absently, focused on fixing a curl that won't go where it's supposed to. Tommy rolls his eyes and mumbles something under his breath. "What was that, dear?" Wilbur asks, pausing his task to turn his gaze to the mirror. Tommy doesn't look up, keeping his eyes stubbornly on the ground.
"I said, that's because you're my father, dumbass." Tommy scoffs, scowling as his face reddens. Wilbur wraps his arms around Tommy, squeezing, and adopts an overly soft grin.
Or; Tommy is new to life as royalty, and he doesn't like the clothes or the crown.
Title from From The Pinnacle To The Pit by Ghost.
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- Part 6 of Dadbur brainrot
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Villainy Is A Side Gig by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
22 Dec 2022
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"I take it Schlatt is busy?" Wilbur asks, slightly stressing the last word. Puffy nods, grinning when she watches Tommy reach up and play with his hair. Wilbur rolls his eyes at her, ignoring his own smile, and tilts his head down a bit to allow Tommy more access to his curls.
Tubbo is put down when he starts writhing, leaving him to rush off into the kitchen. Probably to go bother Ranboo. Tommy takes his hands out of Wilbur's hair after a moment, wrapping his arms around his father's neck and resting his head on the man's shoulder, closing his eyes. Wilbur tightens his hold, stepping past Puffy and plopping down on the couch. Tommy snuggles closer, mumbling something about Niki making cookies.
Wilbur huffs, amused, and drags over a blanket. He wraps it around Tommy, who mumbles protests but sinks closer regardless.
Or; Wilbur is a supervillain and has a son, you can probably guess which of these two takes precedence. (Hint, it isn't the villainy.)
Series
- Part 7 of Dadbur brainrot
- Part 1 of Villainy Is A Gig
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Villainy Is No Longer A Side Gig by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Dec 2022
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Wilbur is woken by the sound of knocking. The sound is frantic, pulling him towards the door.
He pulls his front door open with one hand, the other rubbing at his eye. Ranboo is standing on his porch, pajamas rumpled, hair a mess and tail puffed up and swishing anxiously behind himself. The eye that can produce tears, the right side, has streaks where his skin has burnt under it. The sight washes away any lingering fatigue, something ugly and scared making it's way through his veins, making him dizzy.
"Ranboo?" Wilbur chokes out, ushering the boy inside. Before he can close the door he hears a distant, terrified scream.
Tommy.
Or; Tommy gets kidnapped, Wilbur takes it very, very personally.
Series
- Part 8 of Dadbur brainrot
- Part 2 of Villainy Is A Gig
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The Things We Don't Talk About by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
15 Feb 2023
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Tommy wraps his blanket tighter around his shoulders, sniffling.
It's storming.
He curls his legs to his chest, watching the rain batter the ground. Lightning flashes in the distance. Instinctually, he covers his ears. Not a moment later thunder crashes, making him flinch. His back hits the bench leg behind him, sending a shock of pain up his spine. Really, who the hell puts a bench on their porch? Wilbur, apparently.
The door opens behind him, momentarily showering him with warmth. It closes again, and he wearily lowers his hands as Wilbur settles down beside him. Tommy frowns slightly as he's handed a mug, but takes it and allows the porcelain to warm his frozen knuckles.
Or; A series of moments/days in Tommy and Wilbur's life.
There will be warnings at the beginning of heavy chapters, please read them!
Series
- Part 9 of Dadbur brainrot
- Part 3 of We Were Built From The Same Dirt
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You're Standing Where The Sun Would Lie by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
03 Jan 2023
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Tommy stands a ways away from his still fangirling friends, looking at his phone to double check when their bus should be arriving. He can faintly hear chatter from the fans who aren't leaving yet from behind the wall he's leaning on.
Footsteps approach, making him look up.
"I knew it." Wilbur whispers, expression haunted and grim, eyes brimming with tears. "I knew- I knew I saw you in the crowd." Tommy gives him a sheepish smile. Wilbur inhales shakily, giving him a tiny, wobbly grin in return. It falls a moment later, and the man sniffles, swiping under his nose. Tommy has to hold back from throwing himself forward and crashing into Wilbur's arms.
Wilbur's expression flashes to something angry for a moment, then it just becomes somehow even sadder. He takes a step forward, reaching out and cupping Tommy's face in his oddly cold hands. His hands have always been cold.
"I thought you were dead." Wilbur sobs, voice just barely above a whisper, straining and cracking. Tommy winces.
Or; Wilbur used to be Tommy's tutor, he sees the man again years later by accident.
Title from Scars of a Lighthouse by Ashbury Heights.
Series
- Part 10 of Dadbur brainrot
- Part 1 of Music Is Its Own Connection
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You'd Never Want It To Be Over by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
03 Jan 2023
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It's late evening on a Friday when it happens.
Tommy and his family have been over for a few hours, and now the kid is sitting beside him, watching TV with him. "I'm cold." Tommy complains, crossing his arms and curling his legs to his chest.
Wilbur gets to his feet, ruffling Tommy's hair as he goes. Tommy giggles, swatting at his hand with his much smaller ones.
He treks up the stairs, going for his room. There's a blanket, that he keeps folded up at the foot of his bed, that he and Tommy call 'The Magic Blanket'.
Or; The first time Tommy called Wilbur dad(papa).
Title from Witch Image by Ghost.
Series
- Part 11 of Dadbur brainrot
- Part 4 of We Were Built From The Same Dirt
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Limitless Wealth by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
05 Jan 2023
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Ranboo taps him on the shoulder, pulling his attention away from his worksheet. They're sitting outside for break, and Tommy is doing some maths homework he desperately needs to catch up on.
"Look at this necklace." Ranboo hands his phone over, looming over his shoulder. Tommy takes the device, blinking as his vision adjusts.
The necklace is silver, with a relatively thin, though still sturdy, looking chain. There's a pendant at the end, an ender eye. The three of them have always loved Minecraft. Tommy looks at the price, $200, Ranboo definitely wouldn't buy it, then.
"Do you want it?" Tommy asks, just to check. Ranboo scoffs. "Yeah, man, of course I do. However, I am broke as all hell." Ranboo huffs out a laugh, taking his phone back when it's handed to him.
Or; Tommy(Wilbur) is rich, buys some things, and doesn't buy others. Oh and Tommy gets in a fight, just because I could. (It's not graphic, more just mentioned.)
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- Part 12 of Dadbur brainrot
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Little Blanket Thief by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Jan 2023
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"My room's cold." Tommy huffs, bundling all of the blankets towards himself.
"And mine isn't?" Wilbur asks, laughing softly, and Tommy glares at him. "It is, but you have a shit tone of blankets." Tommy grumbles, cocooning himself. Wilbur coos, only half mockingly, finding it an adorable sight.
"Shut the fuck up." Tommy demands, words muffled by the blankets that have practically swallowed him whole.
"I can buy you more blankets, baby." Wilbur offers, but Tommy shakes his head. "No. These are my blankets now, therefore I have a surplus and you don't. Suffer." Tommy says triumphantly, grinning.
Or; Tommy is a blanket thief, Wilbur thinks it's cute.
Series
- Part 13 of Dadbur brainrot
- Part 1 of Thievery Is A Lifestyle
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None Could Compare To You by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Jan 2023
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Tommy giggles, prancing down the hallway. Phil, or Mr. Watson, 's classroom is only a few rooms down, so he doesn't have far to walk.
"Mr. Minecraft!" He calls, opening the door. Phil sighs, hanging his head before looking up and smiling for a second. "Heya mate, how are you?" Phil asks, putting down the pen he's holding. "Well, I was bothering Wilbur, so I feel great." He answers, finally closing the door and waltzing further into the room. He slinks over to the couch that Phil has, dropping down onto it.
"Ah, of course." Phil nods, smiling again when Tommy picks up a rubix cube from the box of fidget toys.
The door opens again, and Techno pokes his head into the room. "Hullo." Techno greets, stepping fully into the room, closing the door behind himself and leaning against the wall beside it. "Blade! What is your opinion on arson?"
Or; Wilbur is Tommy's father, Phil and Techno don't know this at first.
Title from See The Light by Ghost.
Series
- Part 14 of Dadbur brainrot
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Little Meow Meow by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 Jan 2023
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There's a sweater hanging over the back of Wilbur's chair, and he wants it. He shifts, shaking his now flattened hair out, and picks it up. Before going anywhere, Tommy burries his face in the mint green fabric, breathing in.
It smells like Wilbur.
Wilbur is safe.
Tommy shifts back into his cat form, sinking his teeth into the sweater and dragging it with him. It takes quite some effort, since due to his small size and slightly stumble-y walking, dragging a heavy sweater is hard, but he manages to get it to the top of the stairs.
Or; Tommy and Wilbur are cat shifters, and they love each other. That's it, that's the fic.
Series
- Part 15 of Dadbur brainrot
- Part 1 of Cat shifter crimeboys
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Matches, Matches Here For Sale! by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Jan 2023
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Shivering, Tommy darts across the road, narrowly dodging a carriage.
Outside, it's dark, only further amplifying the cold. Tommy doesn't have much, an old, ratty tunic over a thin, dirtied white shirt, pants too large that had once belonged to his father, and an old apron in which he carries his matches.
When he had left to sell his matches, he had been wearing slippers, but he no longer has any.
One had been snatched up by a young girl after it had slipped free, crying in a shrill voice that she could use it as a cradle once she had children of her own. The other he simply couldn't find.
Or; The Little Match Girl, except it's a bit different to fit more to Tommy and Wilbur.
Title from Matchstick Girl by The Crüxshadows.
Series
- Part 16 of Dadbur brainrot
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You Are The World by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Jan 2023
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Wilbur walks over to the back door, which is ajar. He trots outside, the amplified smell of rain hitting his nose.
Now, he could do this in his human form, but that would make it easy for Tommy to hide from him, and Wilbur would like to spend as little time outside as possible. Besides, he has the advantage of speed and stealth, seeing as his coat is black and good for camoflague in the dark, or even just in the foliage where Tommy is likely prancing about.
A flash of orange between two shrubs starts him in the right direction, and Wilbur starts running.
Or; The Crimeboys are still cat shifters and it's all very adorable. (Takes place in the same universe as Little Meow Meow.)
Series
- Part 17 of Dadbur brainrot
- Part 2 of Cat shifter crimeboys
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Someone Who Bears My Resemblance by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Jan 2023
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"Wilbur and Tommy are quite like brothers, aren't they?" Wilbur looks up from the lore script, making eye contact with a just as wide eyed Tommy on his screen. Wilbur bites the inside of his cheek, trying not to laugh.
The attempts fail miserably, and he cracks at the same time Tommy does.
Around them, the call falls silent, confused. Wilbur laughs hard enough that he folds over at his desk, Tommy doing the same until he inevitably falls off his chair.
Wilbur only laughs harder.
"Uh, guys?" Techno calls, weary. Wilbur tries to pull himself together, pressing his hand over his mouth. Tommy is still laughing, probably curled up on his floor. "What's so funny?" Dream asks, sounding just as lost as they all seem to be. Wilbur shakes his head. Partly because if he opens his mouth he's most likely just going to start laughing again and partly because he isn't going to tell them anyway.
Or; Wilbur is Tommy's father, and they both find it hilarious that even though nobody knows they still get clocked as related.
Title from Phantasmagoria by Ashbury Heights.
Series
- Part 18 of Dadbur brainrot
- Part 1 of Tommy Soot
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I Could Be Your Drug, And You Be My Addiction by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Jan 2023
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The casino is empty, a rare sight. The only reason there are no customers is because some construction needs to start soon and it isn't safe to have people in the building.
"We need to leave." Tommy points out, words muffled by Wilbur's stupid fancy dress shirt. Wilbur grumbles in discontent, but pulls away. Tommy takes the opportunity to put the cleaning materials back where they belong before turning to face the man again.
"Am I driving you home, love?" Wilbur asks, slinging an arm over his shoulders and pulling him away from the bar and towards the break room. "Yeah, I don't think the busses are running and I'm tired anyway." Tommy mumbles, slipping out from under Wilbur's arm to take his things from his locker.
Wilbur takes his hand once he slings his backpack over one shoulder, walking with him out of the casino.
Or; SBI are a mafia, Tommy has known since he started working at their front. They don't know he knows.
Title from Hope by Ashbury Heights.
Series
- Part 19 of Dadbur brainrot
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A Candle Casting A Faint Glow by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Jan 2023
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Grumbling, Tommy pulls himself out of bed. He yanks his door open, and Wilbur grins. "Hi, baby. Have you seen my sweaters? Or my orca sweatpants?" Wilbur asks knowingly, eyes crinkling with how hard he's grinning. Tommy scowls, rubbing at his eyes.
"No." He lies, stumbling forward and crashing into Wilbur's chest. Wilbur sputters in surprise at the sudden impact, but wraps his arms around Tommy regardless.
"Brat." Wilbur huffs fondly, running a hand up and down Tommy's back, pressing a kiss to the side of his head. "Shut the fuck up." Tommy mumbles, burrying his face in the brunette's shoulder. "No, no I don't think I will actually, sweetheart." Wilbur chuckles, resting his cheek on the side of Tommy's head.
Or; Tommy's favourite hobby is stealing Wilbur's clothes.
Title from Cirice by Ghost.
Series
- Part 20 of Dadbur brainrot
- Part 2 of Thievery Is A Lifestyle