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I turn around, and slam my forehead into the deck as I fall to my knees. “Please, god, I know the last time we talked I told you to suck an egg but what the actual fuck. What did I do? Is this because of the gay thing? I’ll stop I swear I’ll knock it off just please—”
“What are you talking about? Why were you swimming all the way out here? What’s with your weird clothes?” The Boy, whom I refuse to name on principle, starts rapid fire shooting out questions while wiggling his way across the tiny boat to me.
“This is actually happening. Oh my god this is real, what the shit…” I turn around from my position on the floor to see The Boy crouched inches from my face. I give an undignified yelp and scramble as far back as I can without tipping over the edge.
He gives me that bright grin and announces “I’m Monkey D. Luffy! I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!” Then he cocks his head to the side. “Who’re you?”
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- Part 1 of Every Star On An Ocean Somewhere
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Monsters Are Made (Not Born) by hatredwithpassion
Fandoms: Naruto, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
21 Apr 2025
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“There is no freedom in being a shinobi!” The boy spat, his cerulean gaze enraged as he glared ahead. “I am no different than cattle, following orders, forced to serve, tethered to this village I despise. Tell me, how is this freedom?”
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"The Child Who is Not Embraced by the Village Will Burn it Down to Feel its Warmth".
Eren Yeager thought his journey ended in the final battle, that he could finally find peace in his death. But he traded one cage for another, finding himself reincarnated in an unfamiliar world. Reborn again, this time as an outcast, an orphan, an unloved child hated by everyone around him.
His new name is Uzumaki Naruto.
(In other words, Eren Yeagar is born as Uzumaki Naruto. Canon gets catapulted to the wind. Mass destruction occurs, consequences of neglect and abuse happen. #Teamfreedom, #Tatakae, #Wings of Freedom)
Part 1 - Chapter 1 - 20.
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day 20. Collar and Leash.
Sooner or later, Light is going to get everything he wants.kinktober prompts - hey exam write some smut, just smut, nothing complicated
my drafts - what if it was mildly philosophical smut though?One shot. Light as dominant bottom who wants a service top but has... whatever this is instead.
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- Part 3 of exAm's Kinktober 2024 drabbles and fics
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Neuvillette knows little of what it means to be a dragon; he has spent his entire life among the people of Fontaine. Everything he does know about dragons, he has uncovered himself through trial and error and the occasional bit of obscure research. But this, at least, he recognizes.
Mating instincts.
By protecting him, the duke is behaving like a dragon seeking a mate, and that has triggered Neuvillette’s own instincts to judge the duke’s adequacy.
When Wriothesley begins acting like a dragon courting his mate, Neuvillette finds himself torn between duty and desire.
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- Part 1 of The Care and Keeping of Dragons
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Tom is nearly eighteen and when the big day arrives, he will take over as the king of the Underworld. Though there's one small snag: his parents are insisting that he also marry on that day so that he'll have someone to rule with him. In order to get them off his back, he decides to ask one of the few people he likes enough to spend his days with to marry him: Marco Diaz. But Tom knows the other demons won't accept a human ruler, so he must ask his friend to make a huge change for him. Marco agrees. And only time will tell if it was the right decision.
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“Take off your mask,” the clan head demanded. He might as well have ordered Kakashi to strip naked – to reveal his face to all these strangers felt as vulnerable as baring his neck to a sword. “You will not be allowed to hide your face here, Sharingan-thief.”
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Kakashi gets misplaced in time and taken in by the Uchiha clan during the warring era, thanks to the mysterious one-armed man, Sasuke.
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16 Jun 2026
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its really really good and i love their dynamics. loved the development of kakashi's and sasuke's feelings too!! super excited for chapter 40
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Reader is a depressed/anxious freshman in college living alone in a small apartment far away from their loving family. That's not a good thing.
So someone decides they need to take care of them.
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The humans that fell into the Underground, for the most part, were easy prey for Sans. Tiny, gullible, desperate. They were easy prey because they just didn't fit into the twisted, dark world that had taken shape under Mt. Ebott.
But what happens when a human falls that just fits so... seamlessly into the Underground's growing madness? When he not only knows what's going on, but knows exactly how to survive?
And, most importantly... when he's more than happy to play along?
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Toby tries to get a kill but the reader is freakier than expected..
PS: actual fucking in chapter 2
PSPS: chapter 3 is for turbofreaks
PSPSPS: new chapter finally out. got sidetracked and made it about masky. somehow the most fucked up chapter -
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After the loss of your brother, nothing seems to matter much. That all changes when you meet two sexy strangers at your grief support group.
AKA Tobes and EJ fuck your brains out, reminding you how to feel again.