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    Alfred Pennyworth first holds Bruce Wayne on a winter afternoon and quietly gives his heart away.
    Years later, after a mugging in Crime Alley leaves an eight-year-old boy orphaned, Alfred makes a promise: You are not alone.
    He spends the rest of his life keeping it.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    To calm a scared child, Batman removes the cowl.

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    08 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    Bruce Wayne isn't a bad father. He's trying. God, he tries.
    He wakes up early to make sure the kitchen is stocked with what Alfred calls "whatever chaos food the children have decided they need this week". He skims case reports while figuring out how to bake eggless muffins for Damian's new dietary phase. He installs bulletproof windows in everyone's rooms and tracks all their phones, not because he wants to be controlling. He just needs to know they're alive. That's all. That's everything.
    And still. Still, one of them storms off at least once a week. They say he's cold. That he doesn't listen. That he only cares when they're wearing the suit. So he tries another approach: he gives them space. And it only makes it worse.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    WOW

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    "Trent Crimm? No way! Did you by any chance go to Lawrence high school from 92 to 93? Cause if you did I got a bone to pick with you." Coach Lassos' tone is excited, like just won the lottery excited, despite the cynical final sentence.

    Everything on his mind immediately comes to a halt. Hardly anyone knew that he went to America for school. He'd hated almost everything about that year.

    Almost everything.

    "I did- how could you possibly know-" And suddenly it makes sense why he seems so familiar he remembers breezing past his full name, every article referred to him as Ted so it didn't matter, but now it really matters because there's absolutely no way this is Trents life right now.

    "Theo?"

     

    TLDR: Ted Lasso and Trent Crimm went to high school together and come face to face with each other for the first time in 30 years in the press room.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    a post-canon continuation of what i think should happen next, featuring some gentle backstory editing for the sake of the au.

    also, #letmabelsayfuck2021

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    10 Mar 2026