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    “Do you, Clinton Francis Barton, Baron of Waverly, swear to take this enemy of the Crown, James Buchanan Barnes, to be bound in permanent servitude to you, that he may learn to fear and obey you, living in humble repentance for his crimes until such time as your death ends his own life?”

    “Sodding hell,” Clint says faintly.
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    Clint Barton was a loyal soldier in the Shield alliance's war against Hydra. When the war ended he didn't expect to be made a baron, and he especially didn't expect to become a husband. When the Council of Allies decrees that the former Winter Soldier must enter into a correctional marriage or be executed, however, Clint and Bucky take the leap. Together, they will need to navigate the burden of the ring-bound curse, their new lives in the neglected keep of Waverly, and the secrets of their past.

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    "I'm not sucking your dick because you gave me twenty dollars, Harper," Jason kept his voice low and unwavering. He kept his eyes cast down on his book and his book alone as he continued, "You got at least one good hand and a bedroom door that locks."

    "What? No," Roy sounded confused now, "I would be the one sucking you off."

    This is twice now, two times in as many minutes that Roy has gotten Jason to look up from his book.

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    You know what they say: A mouth is a mouth, and twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

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    “So, yeah. You’re kinda a total asshole.” Steve’s friend leans in at his side, hip against the counter, and it’s no surprise.

    “Just for the record, I totally agree.” Clint winks at the bartender setting two glasses down in front of him, smiles. “But please, do me the kindness of explainin’ what led you to such a keen observation.”

    The guy huffs, flags the bartender with a brief gesture, a quick flick of the wrist marking his order.

    “Well, that whole attitude right there, for starters.” His lips tilt up, sarcastic. Clint considers the possibility that he might be a little fucked. “And Steve now definitely thinks you’re gonna point a three-eighty at his head and put a bullet on him any minute.”

    “I didn’t say I wouldn’t.” Clint takes a swig of his beer.

    Or: Bucky is a Columbia student and Clint has a few things to say about private higher education.

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    Roy knew it was wrong to feel this way, for so many reasons. Jason was just a friend he was fucking. Roy had no claim over him.

    He wished he did.

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  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    Last Jason checked, Roy’s toy box under their bed didn’t contain a riding crop. “You went shopping while I was away?”

    “Nope.” Roy popped the word obnoxiously. Jason could just picture the insufferably sexy grin on his face. Had to picture it, in fact, because in this position the only view he had was the sheets, and his own hands already fisted in them.

    This,” another swish, another electrifying sting, higher up this time, “is one of my arrows.”

    Or: Jason was supposed to be home eleven days ago. Roy makes it known how missed he was.

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