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Wizarding societies around the world have been dwindling for decades. Fewer and fewer children are being born. In the UK's wizarding society in particular, there are fears over its future - or lack thereof. Muggleborns have become highly valued: they are seen as a key resource in helping replenish the diminishing wizarding community. Hermione Granger, a Muggleborn who is also the smartest witch of her age, is no exception. As a teenager, Hermione finds herself having to navigate not just the usual adolescent angst, but also the burdens imposed by her unique Muggleborn status. In the middle of this maelstrom is Draco Malfoy - to whom Hermione is inexplicably drawn. But conscious of what she means to other wizards, Hermione seeks to protect her heart - and her life - as events unfold around her.
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They’re colleagues until they become something more.
Or: Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have hot sex while at work. And they are bad with feelings.
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Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger is a celebrated hero, a tireless political reformer–but behind closed doors, she's drowning in a Ministry that praises her with one breath and silences her with the next. She's brilliant, respected... and dangerously close to being done playing by their rules.
Cleared of his war crimes and sharper than ever, Draco Malfoy didn't just survive the fallout–he seized it. The most feared name in Wizarding Britain's criminal underworld, he controls the flow of potions, secrets, and power. And now, he's being ordered to marry the Ministry's Golden Girl.
Thrown into a marriage neither expected and neither intends to lose, Hermione and Draco must decide whether to rule from the shadows or burn the whole damn system down... together.
He may be the King of Wizarding Britain's criminal underworld–
but she is the Queen.
And may the gods help anyone who disrespects the Queen.
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“Well?” Hermione rolled her shoulders back and stood in what she deemed to be a more kissable stance within the coat closet before gesturing toward him. “Go on then.”
Draco’s face twisted in incredulous confusion. “We’re not actually going to kiss. You do know that, right?”
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OR: Draco doesn't want to kiss Hermione during a game night, and she's fairly certain there's more to it than the reason he gave.
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- Part 1 of Seven Minutes and Then Some Universe
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22 Dec 2025
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Marriage, Malfoy, and Other Catastrophes by HerWordGarden
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Feb 2026
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When a newly resurrected Ministry marriage mandate announces that Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are a perfect magical match according to an ancient spell (dusted off by morons), Hermione does the sensible thing: she assumes the spell is wrong and prepares to tear the Ministry apart at the seams.
Unfortunately, the spell is magically and legally binding.
Now Hermione—cursebreaker extraordinaire, workaholic, and part-time harbinger of bureaucratic doom—is forced to cohabitate with the one wizard she absolutely refuses to find attractive while she prepares to annihilate the Ministry in court, in public opinion, and possibly in small controlled fires. All the while, Draco Malfoy goes from mildly intrigued to catastrophically besotted in record time.
As Hermione plots the downfall of the Ministry's heinous legislation and Draco tries (and fails) not to make heart eyes at his new wife, they discover that the spell might know something they don’t.
A comedy of errors, enemies-to-lovers chaos, magical academia shenanigans, and sexual tension so thick it could be classified as a solid.
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22 Dec 2025
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The Life and Crimes of Draco Malfoy by Beforetherealbook
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Apr 2026
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Every story has at least two sides. This is Draco's.
A canon-compliant retelling of the seven Harry Potter books and beyond from Draco Malfoy's point of view.
**Canon up to the epilogue**
PROLOGUE (Chapter 1)
YEAR 1: Draco Malfoy and the Girl on the Train (Chapters 2-11)
YEAR 2: Draco Malfoy and the Problem with Mudbloods (Chapters 12-28)
YEAR 3: Draco Malfoy and the Dark Family Secrets (Chapters 29-51)
YEAR 4: Draco Malfoy and the Bulgarian Seeker
YEAR 5: Draco Malfoy and the Toad in Pink
YEAR 6: Draco Malfoy and the Impossible Task
YEAR 7: Draco Malfoy and the Master Who Knew Him
YEAR 8: Draco Malfoy and the Crimes He Lived
EPILOGUE
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22 Dec 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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11 Jun 2024