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Crowley didn’t want to unsnake. That posed a problem.
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- Part 5 of Snaking around
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Crowley was extremely fidgety. Aziraphale investigated as to why.
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- Part 3 of Snaking around
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Aziraphale had a more agreeable proposition on how to deal with Crowley’s chronic pain: an ice cold bath.
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- Part 4 of Snaking around
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Optimistic belief by sarcasticfirefighter for 50s_housewife_with_a_dark_secret
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2025
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It was another bad flare up, courtesy of his chronic pain. The solution seemed rather obvious, but not in Crowley’s books.
Aziraphale was on a mission to change his mind; always supporting his demon.
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- Part 2 of Snaking around
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Crowley was impossibly restless. Aziraphale followed the Clues, possibly finding a solution.
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- Part 1 of Snaking around
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Snaking around by sarcasticfirefighter
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 May 2025
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A collection of one-shots (loosely connected, but it’d be best to read all) focused on the topic of chronic pain while also from time to time acknowledging Crowley’s snake form, as that seemed to be a problem for him.
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Two London snobs (accomplished professionals highly respected in their fields, thank you very much) are forced to stop and reconsider their life and career choices after a horrible summer. Strongly encouraged by their entourage to take a break and reconnect with nature, whatever that means, they find themselves on the same idyllic Scottish island by some strange twist of fate. New neighbours and temporary owners of two nearly identical cottages that are in desperate need of new plumbing and better kitchens, burned out actor Aziraphale and disgraced chef Crowley can’t stop running into each other.
Autumn on the Isle of Skye is rainy and lonely, and everyone needs some company. And if the company is so good that parting seems unbearable, it’s just part of the magic of the island, surely. Afterall, they only have one autumn.Series
- Part 1 of to the moon and to saturn 🪐
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22 Jun 2026
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When Sunshine Kisses You by anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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Aziraphale steps out of his comfort zone and books a two-week holiday at a nudist resort, hoping to escape the mundanity of his life and learn to love himself in ways he’s never quite known how to.
Crowley’s been a regular at Eden Hotel & Spa for a long time, staying for an entire month every summer in order to relax his body and mind from the never-ending stress of his corporate job.
When they meet, sparks fly. But is this just a summer fling? Or is it only the beginning of their story?
(Spoiler: It’s only the beginning.)
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Tristis Serpentus and Other Strange Snakes of the Amazon, Narrated by David Attenborough by everydayistuesday
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
28 Sep 2024
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The months since Armageddidn’t have been near perfect… until Crowley accidentally tells Aziraphale that he loves him, panics, and runs away to live the rest of his days as a snake in the Amazon, where a group of documentary filmers stumble upon him. To (unsuccessfully) distract himself from his broken heart, he does what he does best: sowing seeds of chaos.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale would really appreciate if Crowley would just call him back so they can do this whole love confession thing properly.
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12 May 2026
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and they were tumblrinas??? by everydayistuesday
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Supernatural (TV 2005)
05 Nov 2024
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Look. Crowley didn’t mean to inspire Eric Kripke to write Supernatural. He certainly didn’t mean to get invested, or to have a blog about it on tumblr. And no, he’s definitely not crying over that last episode. What are you talking about?
Or: it’s November 5, 2020, and one Anthony J. Crowley is just along for the ride.
OR: the gomens November 5 fic absolutely nobody asked for.
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12 May 2026
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YOU AGAIN?! by PowerhouseOfTheCeli
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Supernatural (TV 2005)
14 Feb 2025
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There are many sure facts in life. One plus one equals two, Pompeii was a prank gone very wrong by the Archangel Gabriel, and if the Winchesters were going to summon a demon, it would be the wrong one. The wrong Demon just happened to always be Crowley, who was really starting to get annoyed about all these summonings interrupting his plans.
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OR: 5 Times the Winchesters accidentally summon Crowley, and 1 time they tried to.
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- Part 2 of Juni's GO/SPN Crossovers
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11 May 2026