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bullshit! derivative! (sunny art) by ratcoffin69
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
01 Oct 2026
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space for my sunny art to encourage me to draw again. send prompts to me on tumblr or in the comments
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i’ll follow you back to the beginning (i’ll beg you nice from my knees) by ratcoffin69
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
10 Aug 2025
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Mac jumps in his seat when he looks up and finds Dennis right in front of him, practically standing in the empty space between his parted legs.
“Jesus, dude, you scared the shit out of me, I didn’t even hear you—”
“I said,” Dennis leans forward. “You feel like doing something with this tonight?”
Crisp white shirt. Pressed black slacks. Dennis loops his thumbs behind the firm line of his black leather belt, head tipped to the right as though the lopsided smirk blurring his mouth is too heavy to hold up straight. It’s all Mac can do to clumsily disguise the air escaping his lungs with the wobbly thunk of his mug against the coffee table.
“You kept it?” Mac asks, eyes widening. “How…how’d you get all the blood and oil stains out?”
“Just answer the question, Mac.”
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like dew on the holy, holy vine by ratcoffin69 for glasshouses_and_stones
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
14 Feb 2025
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Two bottoms walk into a relationship and realize there are some holes that one man just can't fill.
Luckily, they know a guy.
(It's Charlie. It's always been Charlie.)
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Mac’s mouth waters at the sound of the tape whirring in the VCR, at the way the light from the TV splashes phosphorescent blue across the darkened dorm room, sharpening the edges of the textbooks stacked on the desk and the soft lines of his bare thighs against the bedsheets. He swallows around his Pavlovian response when the right side of the mattress dips, eyes trained in the direction of the TV but hard to feel anything beyond the electric sensation of Dennis’ arm grazing his. He hands him the half-empty bottle - lotion, not booze, he laments - the fifth of Jose Cuervo sits empty on the nightstand, the sugary-sour flavor still heavy on his tongue.
It’s not gay if you’re looking at tits, bro. That’s what Dennis told him the first time, right?
At any rate, that’s the version of the truth Mac’s let himself believe, the first time and every time after.
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think he can hear us through the walls? (think he wants to get involved) by ratcoffin69
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
14 Sep 2024
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It's not his fault that the walls of Mac's room are paper-thin; that he can hear every squeaking box spring, every moan that moves between the two men inside it. What's he supposed to do? Dennis runs his tongue across his palm before slipping his fingers between warm skin and tight elastic. If Mac's happy shamelessly getting his dick wet within spitting distance of his roommate, what's stopping him from doing the same? It's not illegal to listen to two people having sex - in fact, in the privacy of your own home, it's barely even unethical. He can hear one of them panting so loudly that it's practically public domain at this point. It's a matter of principle. It's quid pro quo. It's just because it's been a while that he's riled up like this - and, besides the fact that he can smell Mac in every fiber of the hoodie he's wearing, it's actually got nothing to do with Mac at all. Mac.
Fuck Mac. Fuck, Mac.
Mac, he thinks, definitely has nothing to do with the small sigh that escapes the back of his throat when he finally wraps five slick fingers around himself.
or: Mac gets his ass slammed and Dennis jerks off
about itabout something (allegedly) totally unrelated in the next room.
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Mac and Dennis Violate Each Other's Privacy by Quellesurprise
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
11 Aug 2026
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Mac Macdonald purchases a lifelike sex doll replica of his best friend.
The next day, Dennis "cameras in the bedroom" Reynolds returns to Philadelphia after a year of no-contact. He is matching outfits with the doll.
An investigation into this coincidence.
Bookmarked by ratcoffin69
06 Oct 2026
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do you think about heaven (do you think about me?) by starrisnt
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
22 Sep 2026
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In the morning, after Mass, he will shuffle into the confessional. He will make his report, he will say his Hail Marys. Nothing will change. Dennis will still be there, and Mac will still be thinking about him, and Mac will still be doing nothing about it.
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Dennis thinks he could kill Mac, sometimes. This is a little bit of that, probably.
Bookmarked by ratcoffin69
02 Oct 2026
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Dennis scratches at his chest. Water bugs. “No offense, man, but then how do you know about them?”
“Oh, Mac told me.” Charlie threads the hose back into his tiny tool belt. “He’s got some sources about these kinds of things.”
Which is great for Charlie, but doesn’t really work for Dennis.
“I’m not talking to Mac right now,” he says diplomatically.
Bookmarked by ratcoffin69
27 Sep 2026
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every other man didn’t mean a goddamn to me by mayinthebackyard
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
23 Aug 2026
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Dennis is on his knees and Mac is in love.
Bookmarked by ratcoffin69
21 Sep 2026
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Mac goes on literally two dates. Dennis freaks out. Because he doesn’t wanna lose his electric blanket—obviously.
Bookmarked by ratcoffin69
20 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Season 17, dennis is stressed mac is assertive story is beautiful