qweermonkey
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balmy by qweermonkey
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies)
12 Mar 2026
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Musings on a summer's day.
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Shane's not drunk. But he must be, because since when was Clint hot?
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Barbie stumbles onto secret, illicit drawings of Gloria's.
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you keep feeding scraps by qweermonkey for inthesorrows
Fandoms: Bring Her Back (Movie 2025)
17 Dec 2025
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Andy lives, and then he has to make a life for himself and his sister with what's left.
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i have blood, i have blood by qweermonkey
Fandoms: Carrie - All Media Types, Carrie - Stephen King
31 Oct 2025
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Sue tries out a trick she's heard secondhand, much to Carrie's unwitting pleasure.
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Alex and Shane aren’t dating — they just live in a small town and there’s not much else to do over the winter. And Shane is totally unloveable, obviously. And Alex just wants to experiment with guys, especially one who’s a hundred pounds heavier than he is.
So they’re definitely not dating, and it’s definitely not a big deal.
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19 Dec 2025
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It’s his attitude that pisses Logan off more than the crimes themselves. Logan had been raised by a stern father, who taught him that all crime is equal in the eyes of the Lord and that God will reign down His fiery vengeance upon those who do not repent, but there’s absolutely no shred of repentance in Wade fucking Wilson. There’s no shame. No guilt. Every time their paths cross, he seems strangely proud of the chaos that he leaves in his wake, and the code his men follow. He seems to think he’s some sort of vigilante, riding around the grasslands, righting wrongs and inequity. Which just isn’t true.
He isn’t some kind of anti-hero. He’s just a goddamn show-off.
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10 May 2026
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Bella hasn’t been the same since the murder of her best friend. As a killer circles Forks, Bella forms a tentative friendship with Alice Cullen and her brother Edward.
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10 May 2026
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“Crikey,” Chrissy Peveril said, barefoot and slightly breathless from hauling the boat up onto the sand. “Not exactly the Riviera, what? No wonder nobody lives here.”
Leo had never been anywhere near the Riviera, but he couldn’t imagine it looked much like this.A tongue-tied academic takes a field trip to a deserted island with a dubious history of human sacrifice. What could possibly go wrong? Well, for starters, one of his fellow campers is hot, and there's Only One Tent...
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10 May 2026
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"I love you," Harry says on June 25, 51, halfway through a game of cribbage. Cuno has done nothing more notable than tell a joke that made Harry laugh.
Cuno doesn't know what to say. Nobody loves Cuno. Loving Cuno should probably be an interisolary crime. "Gross," he says.
An exploration of those Cuno has lost, those he's gained, and those he can't let go.
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10 May 2026