iwouldbemerry
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Somewhere (Over the Rainbow/Only We Know) by iwouldbemerry
Fandoms: Oz - L. Frank Baum, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Real Person Fiction
15 May 2024
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A shocking interview with one of the greatest cinematic talents and womens' rights activists of the century reveals unbelievable truths about her regular 'sabbaticals' you'd never have guessed.
Read the full transcript of this never before released article here!
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Sith's Haunted by iwouldbemerry
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 May 2024
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The young woman rolled off of Fox and crashed to the floor, the fine red fabric of her dress pooling on the floor like a puddle of blood. She sat up shakily, which should not have been possible after channelling or blocking that stormfront of Force LIghtning, and looked over at the corpse of the Sith Lord.
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- Part 1 of Sith Insert AUs
- Part 2 of Self Insert Fantasies
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We Are The Music Makers by iwouldbemerry
Fandoms: Charlie Series - Roald Dahl, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
29 Dec 2022
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Mr. Wonka was busily making magic when the Visitor crashed through the haunted tunnel and into the Chocolate Room.
Funny, but it was somehow only amusing to unsettle other people. He didn't quite expect it himself.
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- Part 1 of Self Insert Fantasies
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What's This? by iwouldbemerry
Fandoms: Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Original Work, 異世界食堂 | Isekai Shokudou | Restaurant to Another World (Anime), デスマーチからはじまる異世界狂想曲 | Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody (Anime)
13 Dec 2022
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I imagine I'd be similarly baffled and delighted if I was randomly transported to a fantasy world (before I started panicking about logistics, obvi).
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- Part 7 of If You Give a Bard a Portal...(FILK)
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As always, I was listening to the source/inspo song and was suddenly struck with how similar the energies are - it must hurt to know that the people protecting your city from murderers are mostly teenagers, and you can't keep them safe from it even if you know who they were/could help because you can't even keep yourself safe, living in a hungry city like Gotham.
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- Part 6 of If You Give a Bard a Portal...(FILK)
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If You Give a Bard a Portal...(FILK) by iwouldbemerry
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Original Work, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Tortall - Tamora Pierce, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, World of Warcraft, デスマーチからはじまる異世界狂想曲 | Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody (Anime), 異世界食堂 | Isekai Shokudou | Restaurant to Another World (Anime)
13 Dec 2022
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... they'll run with everything they've got.
Hypothetically, if you were drop-kicked into a fantasy world and needed to make a living with no applicable skills other than getting songs stuck in your head, you'd probably want a head start rewriting your favorites to better suit your surroundings, right?
Right.
The majority of these started out inspired by Dragon Age, but some of them suit the general swords & sorcery vibe with little to no adjustment. After a while, I guess this just became the general filk hosting ground? Oops.
If you rewrite any of these, SING any of these, or are inspired to create similarly-themed fantasy or any fun filk, please link me, I'd love to listen!!
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Missing Scenes (mostly canon) by iwouldbemerry
Fandom The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Dec 2017
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Self Insert Fantasies by iwouldbemerry
Fandom Charlie Series - Roald Dahl, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
15 May 2024
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- 6,362
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- 2
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Sith Insert AUs by iwouldbemerry
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
15 May 2024
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You ever get tired of writing normal Star Wars inserts/OCs? You ever just decide to go apeSith??
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Ideas that I originally posted on either The Rock of Eternity discord server or on Tumblr as delicioushologramperson. Mostly worldbuilding around Billy Batson, Captain Marvel, the meanings behind the title of Champion of Magic and Fawcett being weird, especially when it comes to time.
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- English
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- 55,146
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- 45/?
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Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
26 Jun 2026
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Vladka Masters has better things to do than to obsess over her former friends Jack and Maddie.
Like living well, as it's good to be rich, support the Meta Protection Acts, for self preservation, and crushing CEO's male egos for business and pleasure. Oh, and kill a few would be assassins here and there.
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- 16/?
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Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
26 Jun 2026
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Slade's in the middle of a job when he gets the voicemail. Sweet, hesitant, agreeing to play in ways that the kid obviously has barely even scratched the surface of understanding. That's fine; Slade understands it all well enough for the both of them, and he's got plenty to teach the kid, one night and one kink at a time. It might take him a few days to get to Gotham, but that's not a problem. Todd can handle a few days of waiting.
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- Part 3 of Worth Counting
Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
25 Jun 2026
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The roar is the first clue Jason gets that he's about to have a really terrible day. The massive dragon dropping out of the clouds, at least twice the size of his, is the second. Most dragons can be charmed and trained, if they like you, but blacks are the most intelligent and vicious of all the variations of dragons, and they don't tend to like humans very much. Then again, if you happen to catch one's attention...
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- 6/?
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Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
25 Jun 2026
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“You?” he asks, staring at the man in front of him. “It’s you?”
The man flexes his hand, and then twists his wrist, curls the thread around one of those fingers, and tugs at it. Jason inhales sharply at the sharp pressure around his wrist, like there’s wire strung around it that someone’s holding tight. And the thread between them is drawn tight, strung through the air and inevitably, inescapably bridging the gap.
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Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
25 Jun 2026