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    my fics for Edling Week 2024! little known fact: i love these guys

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    Ever since the Monsters were sealed away to the Underground after the war, Spamton had tried his hardest to live his life without his monster husband by his side. But memories weighed heavy on him, unable to let go of the past and the future they were supposed to have together.

    So, for the small chance of seeing him again, Spamton leaves it all behind and makes the jump.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    cries really gay people

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    My polymike fics! In my mind they take place within the same continuity, but they can probably also be read separately. Enjoy!

    Organized by where they are (roughly) in the timeline, not publishing order

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    29 Jul 2025

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    gay polyamorous michaels. there's autism and pluey is otherkin

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    A work exploring the events that took place before the calamity- detailing Link's chaotic ascendance into the royal guard, his first meetings with each of the champions, Zelda, and the people who raised him. [Complete!]
     

    "Link tossed the sword down. It stayed upright, embedded into the dirt and mud. He wanted to tell her just how desperately he’d wanted to reject it and put it back into its pedestal. The way he ran and lied, and was still lying. King Rhoam was the one who insisted the truth be buried, but Link didn’t utter a word of protest. He may have come clean, but he had no intention of coming clean to all of Hyrule.
     
    He felt he didn’t owe Hyrule anything.

    But the question remained, just how much did he owe Zelda?"

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    28 Oct 2024

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    When Laios Touden and the rest of his party are looking for someplace to eat, Chilchuck jokingly suggests a restaurant that's the bottom of the barrel: Frederick Fazbear's. Once the group actually enters the strange establishment, they're met with the ominous feeling that something is off. The place is haunted by ghost stories and rumors... leading Laios to wonder if there's monsters or some other dangerous entity lurking within.

    The group must uncover the secrets at Frederick Fazbear's... What happened there? Will they be able to find out the answer and live? And most importantly:

    Can they eat Frederick Fazbear?

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    12 Aug 2024