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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    Two college students are turned into vampires and forced to live with the horror of their sudden transformation.

    "There is a scream in his ears, deafening, agonizing, helpless.
    His body is not his anymore. It never will be again.
    He exists in the narrow alley between life and death, twisted, malformed.
    A deep-seated wound sprouts in the center of his skull, a hunger, a rage, that thing that lives in him now.
    His body is remade, reborn."

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    16 Jun 2026

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    "Holy shit," Wooyoung announces the moment his eyes meet the android, walking closer so he could further gape at his features. Seonghwa stands a few inches taller than him, modelesque and perfectly still aside from his timed blinks. "It's even hotter in person."

    Seonghwa sends him an artificial frown of confusion, gaze whirring down at him as he gently places the back of his hand against his own forehead.

    "I'm only running a few degrees above room temperature," the android claims. "How can I be considered hot?"

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    As a bitter joke, Hongjoong suggests that his abysmal streak in relationships could only be saved if he decided to, like, date a robot or something.
    Little did he know.. androids were on the market.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Seonghwa started an OnlyFans while in university to help him and his roommate, Hongjoong, make ends meet, not anticipating his side-hustle to quickly spiral out of control, becoming his full-time job. His OnlyFans account gains him lucrative income, adoring fans, and a tight-knit team to help him grow even larger on the platform.

    But as time passes, Seonghwa is starting to get burnt out, and his manager suggests changing things up by doing a challenge going around the platform. The only problem is, it requires a partner, something Seonghwa has refused time and time again with the same excuses-he doesn't have a partner, he doesn't trust anyone, he is afraid a collaboration will go south-shooting the idea down for the nth time.

    Until one day his trusted photographer can't make it to their shoot, and Seonghwa is left to do it on his own, something he hasn't done in a while. But his roommate steps in, and offers to fill in for her last minute. Seonghwa is skeptical at first, since Hongjoong stays far, far removed from Seonghwa's profession, but when things go well-better than he could've imagined-Seonghwa doesn't see the harm in simply asking Hongjoong to help out a little more.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    > Hey! Congratulations, I’m dming to let you know that you won the 50k giveaway for a private stream. You get thirty minutes free, can request whatever you want, and if you wanna keep it going after your thirty minutes are up, we can talk a little about payment. Please see my pinned tweet for more info about payments + what I will and won’t do! Hope to hear from you soon!

    Jisung drops his phone to his lap, slapping his hands over his face hard enough that it hurts.

    “Fuck,” he says, to nobody but himself. “Fuck.”

    Or: Jisung wins a private stream with his favourite camboy. He stresses out about it a normal amount.

     

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    20 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    "I'm sorry for calling, but I think I've found your cat's collar in my garden."

    "Oh - " he shifts Nyang's tail from his face and looks at the fluffy black bundle on his pillow, who is very definitely not wearing a collar. "Buddy, why are you naked?"

    "Excuse me?" the man on the other end of the phone splutters.

    "No! No, sorry… I was talking to my cat," Wooyoung sits up. "He's not wearing his collar."

    "I know that," the man replies curtly, "I am currently holding it."

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    Are kittens an acceptable house warming gift? Jung Nyang seems to think so.

    When Choi San moves into the neighbourhood at the start of the the hottest summer on record, Jung Wooyoung and his cat make the worst first impression.

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    14 Apr 2026