granger_danger
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Dramoine; OR, Drack Malofy, Second-Rate Detective by granger_danger for scullymurphy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jul 2021
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“Feeling kicky today,” said Drack Malofy to himself in the mirror, pulling on his high-waisted jorts.
It was, after all, Casual Friday.
He tucked in his color bloc polo and fastened his brown belt.
He put on his Oakley sunglasses and kissed his mother Narlene on the cheek on his way out.
Then, he climbed into his rusting jalopy and drove towards the Des Moines City Sheriff’s Department of the City of Des Moines, just as he had every weekday for the past ten years, and just as he would every weekday for the next ten years to come.
*An extremely silly and absurd crack fic based on a running joke about our own HP fandom typos*
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Encroachment by granger_danger, scullymurphy for PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jun 2021
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An escalating epistolary pissing contest between Lucius Malfoy and Percy Weasley over the buoy boundary of the swimming area at Camp Pigwidgeon.
Inspired by Attention Seeking Behavior by PacificRimbaud and set in the Rare Pair Spring Fling 2020 Summer Camp universe.
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Castlemont High 1998 Student Body Co-Presidents Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger share the office of the presidency, a parking spot, a dream of going into politics, a goal of attending Stanford. . . and an absolute, full-bodied, mutual hatred.
Hatred makes your heart race, right? Makes your palms sweat? Makes you get the words to love songs stuck in your head whenever your nemesis eviscerates you with her eyes?
Yeah, it's definitely, definitely hatred.
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Malfoy Family Endowments by granger_danger for scullymurphy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2021
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“I’ve just come from the Manor and — oh, Ginny!” Hermione lowered her voice to a conspiratorial whisper and stepped closer, her eyes wide. “Draco’s finally shown it to me!”
Ginny gagged on her toast. She sat bolt upright, her brows at their upper limit. Ginny knew about Malfoy and Hermione’s whole will-they-won’t-they situation of course — everybody did and frankly, it was becoming tiresome — but hand stuff was certainly an escalation. As soon as she stopped choking, she leaned forward eagerly. “He has?”
*** This is basically a 1.5K dick joke, you have been warned! ***
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A home for my HP rare pair drabbles, ficlets, and short one-shots. Fluff, tropes, random AUs, and meet-sleazy moments abound!
Table of Contents with all story details in Chapter 1.
Recent series
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all in all: the 'all i ever wanted' multiverse by thefinestmuffins (granger_danger), thefinestmuffins
Fandom The West Wing
12 Jul 2023
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The Worst by RoseHarperMaxwell for dreamsofdramione
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Nov 2021
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“Listen, Granger.” Draco tossed an apple in the air and caught it with a satisfying smack. “If you want me to take you to the Gala, just ask.”
“I don’t need a date, thank you.”
The apple paused halfway to Draco’s mouth. “Stepping out on me with someone else? Quite rude of you to not take the man you love.”
“One of us is in love with you,” said Hermione agreeably. “But it’s not me.”
*Featuring mutual pining, infuriatingly charming flirting, and the best worst coworker ever.
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- Part 1 of The Worst
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Bookmarked by granger_danger
15 Nov 2021
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(if nobody has loved you enough) someone will by joshatella (shuuuliet)
Fandoms: The West Wing
01 Nov 2021
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It’s not just someone. Someone was never enough.
It was Donna, it always has been.
Songfic spanning the series, inspired by "Someone Will" (2013), by Dawes.
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Bookmarked by thefinestmuffins (granger_danger)
01 Nov 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Aching and hopeful, beautifully written, gorgeous characterization!
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please be still tonight, don't disturb this love of mine by sam_writes_fics
Fandoms: The West Wing
26 Oct 2021
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“Be there,” she repeats, and he nods, “…in your bed?”
Josh blushes. He can’t remember the last time a woman made him do that.
“Well,” he smirks, “when you say it like that…”
// S7: idiots in love that have absolutely no time to themselves
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- Part 3 of this hope is treacherous
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Bookmarked by thefinestmuffins (granger_danger)
27 Oct 2021
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it's crazy here without you (i used to think this all was ours) by joshatella (shuuuliet)
Fandoms: The West Wing
09 Oct 2021
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“I don’t know who I’m doing this for,” he’d said. “I’m never lost when I’m with you, and if you’re ever lost, that means I’ve been lost for ages.”
A study on leaving, and on being left.Bookmarked by thefinestmuffins (granger_danger)
21 Oct 2021
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in a sky full of stars (i think i saw you) by joshatella (shuuuliet)
Fandoms: The West Wing
12 Oct 2021
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“Are these real constellations or Donna constellations?”
“I don’t think it matters,” she says, smiling. “Seeing as you know nothing about real constellations.”
Donna, Josh, and a packet of glow-in-the-dark stars.
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Bookmarked by thefinestmuffins (granger_danger)
21 Oct 2021