gotham_knight_watch
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- Homestuck (6)
- Batman - All Media Types (6)
- DCU (5)
- Super Sons (Comics) (2)
- Red Robin (Comics) (1)
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Hey, have you ever noticed cherubs in Homestuck don't make sense ? Calliope noticed.
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to be good, repeatedly by gotham_knight_watch
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
08 Jun 2026
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So why he's here, wasting time in a quaint cafe in Eastern Paris, is a bit of a mystery to him.
Well, that's not true really. Darla asked him to be here.
Why he's listening to an old friend from high school is beyond him. It's been years; things have changed. He hasn't even seen Bernard since graduation.
He sips weak, artisanal Parisian coffee, and tries to take in the view. This is one of East Paris' worse neighbourhoods, and if he focuses just right, he can smell piss and hear screaming.
It reminds him of home.
He doesn't have to be here. Not really. Darla's dead. He can leave.
But he promised her, three years and a lifetime ago, that when he left Gotham, he'd come right back with his tail between his legs.
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Tim Drake long ago, became Ra's al Ghul's pupil. Years later, he comes back to fix things up.
And do a favour.
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- Part 1 of That's Just Business
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kill your old complexion (welcome to your brand new skin !) by gotham_knight_watch
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Jan 2026
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Lara English makes a deal with a devil for eternal beauty. Sort of.
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- English
- Words:
- 354
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- 1/1
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- 5
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Dirk is a prostitute. Jake is a priest. They convince each other to try again at life.
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Rose considers the world as something to be analyzed. Then again, to her, the world is and has always been her mother's library.
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That's Just Business by gotham_knight_watch
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
08 Jun 2026
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- 4,382
- Works:
- 1
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- 2
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A Toast To The Waynes ! by gotham_knight_watch
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Super Sons (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
09 Feb 2025
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The Waynes are dangerous, everyone knows. They all but rule Gotham, and they murder and maim as they please. They're behind every crime in the city.
The only ones who don't seem to know are the Teen Titans and the members of Young Justice.
Well, all the better for the House of the Bat ?
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Cheers ! by gotham_knight_watch
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Super Sons (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
09 Feb 2025
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A re-telling of Homestuck, abridged, revised, and re-written.
Listen on Youtube [Click Here]
Note as of 4/23/26: Much of Homestuck Alternate Universe on AO3 is broken. Images are broken and links are not complete. The fic is also not updated with every episode that exists on YouTube. I do not have plans to fix this and fighting the deterioration of this fic would become an entire project whose scope I don't want to deal with. If you're interested in the art of HSAU, watch the YouTube series.
Bookmarked by gotham_knight_watch
02 Aug 2026
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A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.
He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.
AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.
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- Part 2 of Memory Not Found: Shatterstuck
- Language:
- English
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- 371,512
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- 84/?
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Bookmarked by gotham_knight_watch
17 Apr 2026
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got you you slippery as fuck au i am so happy i fuckin loved this thing the first time around lets do this one last time
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PROVE YOU LOVE ME (WITH A BATARANG TO THE THROAT) by spiritsglade
Fandoms: Batman (Comics)
27 Apr 2025
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YOUR FATHER HAS made this decision before. he rejects having the choices placed before him once more, but if there is one thing you did right today it is that you have forced his hand.
his answer is the same.
OR: you are jason todd, and you are the child with its hand on the stovetop, and you are the frog sitting passive in a pot set to boil. how many times will you have to burn before you learn to pull away?
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- English
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- 3,553
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by gotham_knight_watch
04 Jul 2025
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"Is this about him not looking at Potter at all during breakfast today?" Daphne says. "It's the talk of the school- people are already mourning the death of the most legendary rivalry this place has ever seen since Abraham and Joan."
"Wait, that was real?" Greg pipes up, looking stunned, "I thought Roger was taking the piss!"
"Nope! Apparently our dear Draco Malfoy, for the first time since he set foot on Hogwarts grounds, didn't look over at Harry Potter even once during breakfast, dismissed every avenue of taunting that was provided to him and walked away- walked away!- when Potter called him a bastard with no taste not ten minutes ago!”
“Oh, Godric, he’s dying,” Astoria says in tones of complete horror, and Blaise pats her on the arm and nods with all the grimness and sorrow of someone whose friend has been sentenced to the guillotine.Bookmarked by gotham_knight_watch
12 May 2025
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Monsters at Heart by FractalFlowers
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU
09 Apr 2025
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Bruce and his kids are human. The Bats are not.
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- Part 1 of Monsters at Heart
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,607
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 675
- Kudos:
- 1,133
- Bookmarks:
- 202
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- 19,956
Bookmarked by gotham_knight_watch
12 May 2025