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  1. Summary

    These are all SEPARATE stories! They do not have to be read in any specific order! Read the tags on each fic.

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    Welcome to Masturbation island. When I interviewed Spencer on the three items he would bring to a deserted island, he told me with complete certainty, “I only need one, and it’s lube.”

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    “Look kid.” Dennis hates when Robby calls him that. Or at least when Robby does it to try and emphasise their age gap. It could be hot if Robby didn’t actually treat him like a kid. Like he is right now. “I’m flattered honestly, but you don’t want to date me.”

    Dennis barely contains a scoff. Crossing his arms he straightens, standing as tall as possible. Their height difference really doesn’t help Dennis, not when Robby is literally looking down at him all the time. “I wouldn’t have asked if I didn’t want to, Robby.”

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    Dennis is sick of Robby not taking his advances seriously, so he advances onto Jack Abbot. It helps that they both enjoy how much Robby hates them interacting

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    02 Aug 2026

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    'There's a notification clogging up his screen.

    Dennis Whitaker (R1): Hey, just wanted to check in with you after yesterday. It was intense. And also, that thing you were asking about? I feel like Trin kinda got in your head about it. Amy's really just a friend. She needs help on the farm, with a baby, and I'm pretty good at farmwork. That's all.

    It's entirely too much justification for your boss.'

     

    Robby finally makes it to his sabbatical.

    Whitaker finds himself a little adrift without his boss around.

    Jack is just trying to make sure the both of them are happy.

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    01 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy shit amazing

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    Dennis tries to say, “Thanks, Doctor,” at the same time as he thinks, You sound like my father, so what comes out is, “Thanks, Dad.”

    (alternatively: dennis copes with a grievous misstep by downloading grindr. unfortunately for him, he doesn't know that robby's on the other end.)

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Amazing fic

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Trinity Santos wasn't sad all the time. But when she was, she was very sad. Yolanda Garcia helped with that. But only when she was horny. Will they ever break out of 'keeping it casual' or is Trinity doomed to keep hiding her ever-growing feelings she would never admit were there?

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    18 May 2026

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    Whitaker gets gifted some shirts with inappropriate writing on them. With his history of keeping his scrubs on all day, nothing can go wrong… right?

    Also known as the slow burn HuckleRobby through ten months between seasons

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    03 Mar 2026